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My Evil Twin

@lisasingletary.bsky.social
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bsky locked me out temporarily and now i'm evil sometimes especially when @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social forgets her password or the app is being dumb or maybe you're dumb ydk i'm evil b*tch! this whole thing could be a plot to steal your jewels! 😈💅

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i did go back for it later tho bc it wasn't a terrible leaf, just insulting is all
Me and my leaf
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how i flirt
evil squirrel lures you in w a strawberry gift then BAM! steals a firehead kiss! NEVER 
SAW IT COMING!!😱
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just ocean i think, best night video i could find, ocean kinda drowns out other sounds
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
correct my ride while there 💚:
my little green golf cart from my catalina trip
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
true✨
me enjoying a lime
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
windy day plus a neighbor w a lime tree 🍃❤️🍋‍🟩 bisssss... yez plz
My lime haul, (8 lovely limes in a colander) others were discarded for being less lovely rip 🪦 🍋‍🟩
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
abby making sure i can't leave again by sleeping in my luggage
Abby (siamese cat) inside a pink duffel bag
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
to the best of my knowledge i only took one picture of meat and it was a very happy piece of seabass i may find more meat as i keep going thru tho, will advise 🐿️
locally caught seabass from a fish place on Catalina, not sad tho, broccolini even looks like a smiley face 🥦
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i even took pictures of rocks... ROCKS 😩 i have a problem (in my defense it looks like a heart)
A rock that looks like a heart bc apparently i needed a picture of that for some reason
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bsky mods never said no cat-piling
A pile of two cats, both black, on a quilt on a wooden bench
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Post head shave for a before/after
me still fighting to be believed by chat that this guy was on moment of truth
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
our lex luthor from baggage tonight pre-shaved head @modern-001.bsky.social @ryancronkhite.bsky.social (trying to tag blerbean but can't find her 🫠, will add)
The guy from our episode of baggage tonight w the shaved head, on moment of truth bc NO ONE BELIEVED ME 🫨
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
attn science nerds and exorcists! how tf keeps happening randomly and i can't recreate it reliably one time it made an L shape and then went a tiny bit up and down the counter is level
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the confusion of me getting this while running the washing machine and making coffee 🤨
Spectrum says my outage is due to a power outage
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
like this rando in reply to the yt short i posted of the zara designers skit hashtag hilariously creepy nonsense replies (side note: NO! i am not human. 🙄 i am an evil squirrel! ive been very clear about this!)
weirdo being weird and saying that the zara designers skit is ... gross?? Offensive? Im not really sure
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This squirrel says tea bc she's drinking tea. It's very funny.
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
had to narrow to three favorite but a few others are very jealous now 👀
adorable boo ghost mug holding a jackolantern purse, Marie from Aristocats extra large triple decker mug, collectible survivor africa mug found at a goodwill with a carved elephant handle
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this is not Parker grooming himself or Marty This is just him chillin and staring out the window idk why the tongue is out
Parker (black cat) lying on top of Marty and staring out the window w his tongue fully out
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
if you mean just the past few hrs, i fell asleep w my contacts in and my eyes hurt now😖 if you mean where was i past couple days (in pic): that the 90210 house in Hermosa Beach, from the show 😱😱 it's an airbnb these days (✨and much much cheaper last minute midweek bw other guests in this case✨)
the 90210 beach house in Hermosa Beach, exterior, used in the show as Kelly, David and Donna's house (and claire later, and maybe other ppl, basically just recurring set from 94 on)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yes
Seagull pic
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
aw snap, been posting to the wrong blue sky for past couple days, was wondering why no one replied im lying. i knew you guys weren't actually in the sky 😐
my knees in front of a very blue sky on upper deck of the 90210 beach house that i stayed at for a couple days overlooking the pacific ocean and hermosa beach
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yes, officer, this cat keeps trying to suffocate me w my own phone
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Posting giant clue to my sat plan early bc evil 😈 (but fr don't spoil if you recognize the box--had it as a kid and saw it for cheap online, figured why not)
a party game box based off a hit (kind of) game show, intended for 3-6 adults but will be played by me against chat bc why not... and we can watch an ep of the show too! 😱 (still in plastic wrap btw so never used)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
in case anyone doubts me
the staple i bit into from my chicken sagwalla
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#promosky me: 😈🐿️ interests: 🗯️ stachios 🗯️ my cats 🗯️ stealing stachios 🗯️ stealing my cats 🗯️ being a vibe💫 🗯️ yeeeeaaaaaahhhh 🐿️
Me being an evil celebrity squirrel
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
she's extremely social. if you met her you'd get it
My neighbor's cat hanging w me outside , she's filthy in this pic bc she a crazy girl 🫤My neighbor's cat in one of her many fancy collars this time, starring in my window and yelling at me to come outside and play
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I thought you meant this guy
The chicken man in highland park Los Angeles
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
no! we the same size. we're identical twins she just the lame one is all check it (this her wo makeup):
Yourcatbuttface (def not a squirrel) at a perfectly normal sized tea party in a little hat
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
so smart, here's me reading book def not photoshopped i can fs read tiny books 📚✨
Me an evil squirrel reading a book (def not photoshopped)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
she a 10, but she an evil squirrel who knows that looks are not technically quantifiable on a numeric scale bc beauty is inherently subjective, ppl
Me, an evil squirrel, giving 10 energy in my bow despite this truth
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and now my moots feed is broken and it says to let the owner kno which of you owns my moots feed?
Says mutuals server is offline and to let the feed owner know
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This:
Says internet frog cant be added
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
hashtag evil squirrel life ... but like, w a cat, bc i just stole this meme from someone on yt
Cat in snow says even a gangsta like me need a forehead kiss sometimes
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
YourCatButtFace going evil squirrel mode 😈 🐿️
Yourcatbuttface (lisa Singletary) in her freddy glove in red lighting in front of a freddy kreuger house
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a picture of the killer post-spider consumption
My boy parker (black cat) looking vicious and determined
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A cat with a serious but forgiving face and text says i forgive you for what i did
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CRANORANGE MUFFIN CAKES! one w glitter, one wo both with extra orange and walnuts added 😈
Cranorange cake wo glitterSame cake w gold glitter topping ✨
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
im an evil squirrel sir I DO WHAT I WANT
Me having a little snack out of a bird feeder
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this me:
Me (evil squirrel) hosting yourcatbuttface stream
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
spice hunter brand pasta seasoning
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cipher cat being a goof
Cipher (one eyed runt torti cat) looking like she's reevaluating her life choices in bedCipher (same cat) flexing her claws at the cameraCipher (same cat) showing her teeth in a big yawnCipher (same cat) rolling around on her back w paws up
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
hola gato bonita 💕
Me (evil squirrel) giving my flirting face
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
important announcement: WHOSE STREAM?!📣 EVIL SQUIRREL STREAM!! (or i may just pop in then dip bc @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social is laaaaaammmmmmeeee)
Evil squirrel (def not a grey squirrel plushie) taking over @yourcatbuttface's stream)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Morning coffee photo shoot w Abby today, very few non blurry pics, but an attempt was made
Abby (siamese cat) side profile face mostly in focus, my Cheshire cat pj pants in background Successful face pic 😯

Missing ears but i triedBlurry paws pic as she wiggled and squirmed and repeatedly battled the camera w her head and pawsSleepy pic of top of her head a while later, didn't last
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this her:
Yourcatbuttface typing in all caps (not a fox w its mouth wide open screaming 😱)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Starting in 1hr from this post (just to clarify time zone stuff) for those attending or wanting to
Webcam viewNeon cat butt signMarty reflected in chat dockLegend of Manxmouse still
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
premanxmouse brownies w coconut oil instead of vegetable oil bc evil and coconuty🥥🌴🍫 (also i was out of veg oil)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
actual footage of the 1000yr overthinking process of me making even the tiniest of financial decisions
4 photos in a panel, one w face covered, one w arms crossed over each other pointed in opposite directions, one w hands pointed back towards self and calculating face, one w hands on head in frustration, all modeled by me, an evil squirrel(or maybe a totally different nonevil squirrel who look like me, YDK!)
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this it wo the red lights from the pic inside the bar
Me at zoo lights last yr in my referenced yellow leather jacket  which is maybe slightly darker than true mustard yellow but very close if not
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
evil squirrel hijinks last night 🤭, or maybe this my twin ydk! either way, vids and such much later on main (got more squirrel stuff to do first)
me in a black corset dress with bow straps taking a mirror pic pre-hijinks and YES MAKING A FACE TRY TO STOP ME! You CANT! NOEL TRIES, TRUST ME
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