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@adjunctbear.bsky.social
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's my emotional support context-inappropriate punctuation mark ;
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sorry i’m late i was crying in the shower for longer than usual
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Alexis @patterned.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inside of you are two wolves #art #linocut #printsky
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just learned a steam frame is not a mech, disappointment immeasurable etc
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we need a disney princess who just leveled up and doesn't know how to spend her skill points
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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are placed into an era of loneliness. Locusts with the faces of men envelope the sky. The world keeps spinning though you wish it wouldn't. Move with the W, A, S, D keys. Rotate your camera with the mouse
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jfc not now heatfilm1995
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
trying this new thing where i am always correct
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i've acquired a hearty broth, hell yeah
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i have invented protein gum god help us all
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sweet, i acquired Haunted By The Past, that's probably really good
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one day they will give me the ability to block my own posts and i will become both blocker and blockee and transcend this plane
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
kirkland brand tricorders
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
shadow of the colossus but each boss is a lengthier and more emotionally fraught email chain i am morally obligated to weigh in on
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
38 most influential jelly beans i've eaten today
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
real moopsie vibes on this situation right here
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
not now kitten i'm inventing something called the goblin baguette
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 24/08/2026
would you still love me if i was a cool sword
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
tag yourself i'm forgot to attach the image
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
congratulations to me on this, my one trillionth post
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
doing so well today, i deserve a little treat (meatloaf)
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
'bluesky is dying' no. that was me. i made a post so bad it made the computer sad
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is the most tuesday ass friday
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
love when a band covers a song and absolutely ruins it. thanks guys, been a minute since i had a new Enemy
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
tiny dancer you are holding me too close
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On Wednesdays we dissociate
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
unionized space aliens in the ALF-CIO is this anything
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
chic new dining experience, meatloaf conglomerate
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
peer to peer flipping the bird
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
not now kitten i'm regenerating
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me at 9am after drinking 3 cups of coffee: i am a task warrior. There is nothing in this world that can defeat me, no amount of laundry or dishes shall conquer me, for I am the hammer of god Me at 5pm, turning off my work PC: i am a golem built out of failure. I am ashes in the mouth of the world
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
(disapprovingly) fancy gremlin
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*to the tune of she blinded me with science*: executive dysfunction
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
whomst must i shiv to get a lemonade around here
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
not now thirsty video game novelty account
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i am the worst person in this arby's (we all voted)
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't sleep must post
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"do you have any hobbies?" uh yeah it's called my rich inner life, brother
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
great, another magic ring
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
doing a barrel roll when asked about the gap in my resume
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
moot dropped a real sinker but i gotta like it, posters bushido
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i'll be honest i was pretty excited when i thought it was grout chat
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
adding each of my stuffed animals to the group chat even though two of them are assholes
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
logging on
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
terrifying hex bro (complimentary)
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marie @muhree.ing · 04/06/2026
if i die, tell my family i made some good posts. lie if u have to.
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
scrolling back through my likes, damn i got good ass taste
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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the sun is out and i feel truly alive (derogatory)
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I've spent the last 300 years building a great and terrible machine somewhere deep below the earth. Not that anyone cares. Nobody wants to know about my cool machine.
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