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Ryan Cronkhite

@ryancronkhite.bsky.social
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Tabletop gaming enthusiast, Godzilla apologist, and single dad. Advocate of fully automated luxury gay space communism. Person of ADHD. I only yell at clouds when they deserve it.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also reminder the best help for food pantries, or people struggling or any 'need' is cold hard cash. Always. Always always always. Food pantries can make that money stretch MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN, and it'll go to their most urgent needs. I mean, the other stuff is great too but cash is king
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All the cool kids go for long evening strolls and talk to the moon
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave
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Mistress Divinity, Queen of Autism @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
me, texting my interviewer: i'm grabbing an iced coffee on my way, can i get you anything? i'm not getting the job, but i did make a friend!
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d say a 10-hour book usually takes me about five full work days. And we get paid per finished hour, so even if I worked 35 hours on it, I only get paid for the 10.
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SABakelar - A Dragon for Darius on Backerkit @sbakelar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SUUP er Grover!!
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Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape
ALT: Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
thehandbasket.co
I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Want to get a weird look from a family member? Give them a brief history of self-flagellation in the Catholic Church and then tell them you'd like to revive the practice, provided it didn't lead to scarring. Hypothetically, I mean.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you know, if someone does free labors of love for you, you can still ask them if you can buy them a ko-fi or whatever too
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The Cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the Universe to know itself." -Carl Sagan
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026
this is a bit of an obsession of mine especially here in charlottesville. the cost of commercial real estate is prohibitive if you want to experiment and the city seems categorically opposed to small lots and small units that could allow people to start businesses without a huge capital investment
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't know I needed this in my life until I saw it. "A taste as sweet as freedom."
A case of Jones Soda Co. Fallout Sodas
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our waterline broke today. We dug it up, found the leak, and replaced the damaged pipe. Some light cursing and the breaking of a shovel occurred. All with a heat index of 104°. Now we wait to shower, covered in mud and sweat, while the adhesive dries for two hours. Just another lazy Sunday.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your Govt Seeks to Revisit that Whole “Don’t Experiment on Vulnerable Humans” Thing: This one is scary, and real: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/no-pressur...
johnfugelsang.substack.com
“No Pressure:” Trump, RFK Jr & HHS’ New Human Experimentation Policy
Welcome to the Human Research Clearance Sale
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone in this article is missing the obvious answer. The mountains need to go.
cnn.com
Generation SOS: Why young people are increasingly being rescued from mountains | CNN
Gen Z’s growing interest in hiking means mountain rescue teams are dealing with a younger demographic of wayward wanderers.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: Dad, do we have chopsticks? Dad: Yes, we absolutely have chopsticks! They're over the stove! Me: Already checked there. Dad: Oh. Then, no.
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Shelley the Soft 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @shelleymoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They finally made a cereal for the trans girlies
A cereal box of Wednesday with Enid on the front.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And in the end, the asshole got what he wanted. Again.
nbcnews.com
Trump announces agreement with Denmark to secure ‘permanent’ control over Greenland’s security
The agreement comes after President Donald Trump previously suggested annexing Greenland through military force before saying he wouldn’t.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He has the itis.
A grey squirrel sprawled over a wooden bird feeder attached to a wooden trellis.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is...is that a wolf?
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember really liking The Wolverine (2013), especially considering Hugh Jackman shows off abs that would startle God, but... While the writing is good, minute to minute, there's at least one major plot hole and the plot requires Logan to make several stupid decisions. Those abs, though...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this ain't debate club bitch. sometimes people will get upset when their rights are being taken from them and they have to argue for their humanity every day of their lives. if you can't handle that log off and go back to the real world that was built for you, white cishet man
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ninja Gaiden on the NES. We had a love/hate relationship, but I finally beat the fucker.
Ninja Gaiden box art for the NES
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Many of the conditions we live under make our professional, interpersonal, and familial performances feel inherently fake."
it-can-only-get-stranger.ghost.io
Ask Alex: How do I stop feeling fake?
"How do you ever stop feeling like a fake. It made sense when I was in my 20s, but I'm rapidly approaching 40 and still always feel like I'm in the faking it stage." — Anonymous I can't answer that ...
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 16/09/2026
Well well. Well well well
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They may take my freedom, but they'll never take my Parks & Rec references.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
behold the awesomeness of my daughter’s 100% handmade Karlach from Baldur’s Gate cosplay (yes, even the axe)
My daughter cosplaying as Karlach from Baldur’s Gate
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck me running but I agree with Tom and was about to write a screed saying this very shit but here it is all in an article I'd let it burn to the ground before bending a knee on this.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marvel's Wolverine just dropped and I don't work tomorrow. Time to fuck up some Reavers.
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Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) Emerges from Tank
Alt: Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) Emerges from Tank
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three and a half months after the wreck and I finally got the money to get another car. There should be laws regulating this kind of thing. I nearly lost my damn job. I'm immensely grateful a family member has been letting me use their car for work, but it's nice to not have to schedule car time.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“STELLA!!”
JT brindley boy greyhound caught in a yawn.  Eyes closed, looks like a yell.  Blue patterned rug underneath him, with Benny and a brick fireplace behind
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 14/09/2026
I was once extremely depressed for 10 years and didn't think I'd live too long. I made it through with the help of my cat. She's gone now, but I never forget her. Today I give to cats shelters in different parts of the US. They save us.
A car staring at the camera
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don’t throw your nudes away.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chekov's gun? Um, I'm pretty sure he used a phaser.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
STEVE: Looks like it's time for the Cleaning of the Sink Traps Event, Jim. JIM: That's right, Steve. Part of the scoring used to be based around creative cursing, but they dropped that when switching to PVC. STEVE: And there's still only one competitor? JIM: That's right. And he never wins.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've been "about to go to sleep" for over two hours at this point. I should probably get on that.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone says sharing is caring, so let me share this earworm of a theme song with you.
youtu.be
MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD Opener
YouTube video by Umbrella Entertainment
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Bagels
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/09/2026
It's time to clean the catbox It's time to shovel crap It's time to sift used litter While the kitties take a nap
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Better Than Okra
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Ryan Cronkhite @ryancronkhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Daughter: Can you get me some Reese's? Me: You've already had some. Daughter: sudo get me some Reese's? Me: ...Fine, but that joke only works once.
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