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Lex Ludens

@lexludens.bsky.social
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They/Them. Family law/legal generalist attorney interested in social justice issues, D.C., anti-racism, OSINT, politics, neurodivergence, games, and the law. Center-left. Nonbinary, working on shrugging off masc socialization.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 9h
Making fundamental due process rights a nullity with the emergency docket (again)
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 9h
my children's attitude towards their school policies handbook changed when I pointed out it was also the weapon for them to make their complaints known. Sorry to the teachers for that one.
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Denys Beecher @dbeecher.bsky.social · 10h
Even your Forgotten Realms lawyers know every day is shut the fuck up Friday.
He'd gone to the Helm & Cloak tavern for a drink after a miserable day on the magistrate's bench. The main case had been three hunters brought up for poaching deer from a noble estate. It was an open-and-shut case. The poachers had freely admitted it, saying that there were plenty of deer, and the nobles obviously weren't using them, so what was the harm? Their legal counsel had first tried frantically to shush them, then tried to argue that they were speaking in the abstract, then finally sat with her head in her hands, her shoulders slumped in de-spair.
The penalty for poaching was death. Specifically, hanging.
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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 10h
Cached US #KindleBookGiveaway: 10 copies of The Ten Thousand Doors of January by @alixeharrow.bsky.social, which I *have* but *have not yet read* (sheesh!), but have only heard really good things about. I'm assuming The 20,000 Doors of February is coming soon.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14h
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
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It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15h
Do you think Thanos snapback made a lot of poly couples when people returned
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Sunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com · 29/09/2026
i know Josh Johnson is very much a known quantity at this point but i continue to be amazed that that man can affect the mannerisms of your sleepiest, most gentle and unassuming friend while being extremely funny and insightful not a big stand up person but i don't remember seeing the like before
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Siri, show me the deliberate destruction of eight decades of American-led international diplomacy and cooperation in one photograph:
Screenshot of a September 28, 2026, post on ex-Twitter by right-wing foreign policy analyst, professor, author and former Trump Department of Defense senior policy adviser Matthew Koenig, showing the lobby of the US State Department adorned with 200 American flags:

“The US State Department lobby used to display the flags of the roughly 200 countries with which the US maintains diplomatic relations. Now, it displays 200 American flags, to remind State Department employees who they work for.”
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Plagiarize! Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
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Tom Lehrer - Lobachevsky (with lyrics) '1953
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 28/09/2026
We don't have a public defender shortage, we have an unmanageable surplus of prosecutions.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was not ready for the name of the guy who invented the thermometer pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 27/09/2026
we should teach kids not to gamble by making them play xcom
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"My brother can't find a lawyer to represent him for charge of attempted murder on his previous lawyer" www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic... I just feel like maybe the dude makes bad life choices
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watchers is a mediocre horror/thriller novel with not great characterization that I will always enjoy because there's an intelligent golden retriever in it. I realize this is my fault and this is how Dean Koontz made bank.
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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the reasons I hate the “super genius who doesn’t have time for social conventions” archetype is that I recognize it’s a power fantasy for guys exactly like who I was when I was the shittiest person I’ve ever been.
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EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary) @siobhanftb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like people broadly have not reckoned with who owns digital infrastructure. Just like, in general
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Attorneys and advocates argued that the detention center’s conditions are intended to encourage people to stop fighting and accept that flight" gift link www.denverpost.com/2026/09/27/c...
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Pepper spray, health crises and rotten food: Inside Colorado’s only immigrant detention center
In interviews with The Denver Post, current and former detainees described frequent fights and feelings of hopelessness. They say they’re often served inedible or rotten food that frequently gives the...
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To everyone who replied to this by quoting the rap: how is your cholesterol looking these days
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 27/09/2026
A dyspraxic woman has asserted that no amount of patronising verbal explanation will teach her to perform a motor skill she doesn’t have the coordination for, according to eyewitnesses.
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Dyspraxic woman still won’t learn the motor skill if you explain it to her a fifth time
A dyspraxic woman has asserted that no amount of patronising verbal explanation will teach her to perform a motor skill she doesn’t have the coordination for, according to eyewitnesses. Becky…
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't listen to car radio and while it's certainly possible i've heard a snippet of it, the only music I listen to is from curated pandora streams, youtube lists, or my own mp3s. I don't think radio, especially top 100 formats, is as prevalent today?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
retro comic book panel depicting the Incredible Hulk lying face down on a patch of grassy ground in an open, desert-like landscape under a pinkish sky.

"HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP --"

"-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!"
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, I guess it's time for me to bring up that military adherence to constitutional norms/congressional directives is demonstrably a wasting asset (tho impossible to say to what extent) as Trump Regime continues purge of military & civilian "leadership". Military has followed illegal orders so far.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 26/09/2025
Just your annual reminder to raise a glass to Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov who on this date in 1983 saved ALL our lives when he decided to wait for evidence in stead of passing on the message that could have caused armageddon.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been told I'm the last attorney at my office not to have a ChatGPT account and to consider starting to use it. Nobody is using it for research, but i've resisted using it for my letters or declaration drafts for the damn longest time.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/09/2026
In their opening song the Warner Siblings state they have “Pay of Play Contracts.” However they are all canonically below the age of majority, meaning those contracts are open to disaffirmation at any time by the siblings unless approved by the California Superior Court. In this paper I will…
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake USDA seals needs to end your business. You have demonstrated an unwillingness to produce in society AND you’ve endangered health & life of large number of people with tonnes of bogus meat products in order to increase profit.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Earthdawn, for all of its clunkiness. It was so inspiring to pick up the first edition book and see the intentionality in both providing reasons for the dungeon tropes as well as the small, hidden connections to Shadowrun.
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Did you know a Pikachu can poop thirty times their own body weight?" No, child of mine, I did not know this.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026
Please read this article on the massive weirdos who are largely running the massively powerful and big-money AI industry in the U.S. today.
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Christie, Articuno at Large 🏳️‍⚧️ @starkat1138.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God this is my ideal weather, LOOK at those bolts
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 23/09/2026
This does raise a fascinating question. Can the President ban any members of the press from the WH because their outlets (or even they themselves) published leaked classified information? I mean, according to the case law, he can yank someone's security clearance in retaliation for 1A activity.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
no one wants to hear this, but the primary problem with the american military is american politicians, not the american military
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Tjeerd Royaards (Netherlands). @tjeerdroyaards.com
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of BlueSky right now: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the pop charts that are wrong."
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not my area of expertise, but I'd perhaps naively thought Adverse Poessession existed as a means of resolving land disputes. One hell of a stretch to take it here, although I guess defendant lived open and notoriously.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Through gritted teeth) fixing the Malcolm x park fountain
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Before James Dyson decided to found a company he was eager to share his work with the public through prestigious journals, but he was unable to. It turns out that Nature abhors a vacuum.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good explanatory thread but I know in my heart there's going to be some airport self-help bestseller called THE SECOND BRAIN: WHY YOU'RE ONLY USING HALF OF YOUR POTENTIAL in the next two years
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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Lex Ludens @lexludens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shout out to "Truck-kun is supporting me from Another World" game energy here!
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Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Steam
Your truck is magic and you now owe a soul debt to the buff isekai elf girl living in your head. Run over pedestrians as Truck-kun in a chaotic OVA-sized campaign, make deliveries, and defeat the Skel...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 21/09/2026
This will make it nearly impossible to file habeas petitions, because attorneys won’t even know what federal district their client has been moved to to stage for their removal. Something like a third of all people in ICE custody. apnews.com/article/ice-...
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are two honey badgers inside of me. They don’t care.
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