Reposted by LawdicrousIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780861994
Reposted by Lawdicrousalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me too! i don't need this stupid butt plug key holder. im gonna keep shoving my keys directly up my asshole!! 2729049
Reposted by LawdicrousPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 04/08/2026Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed 11578108
Reposted by LawdicrousMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 353585829
Reposted by LawdicrousCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253025931
Reposted by Lawdicrousmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the guy who said he wanted to chair the harvard department of eugenics and race science??? people are signing a letter in support of his right to bully black men to death in pursuit of his dream of eliminating black people entirely?? just making sure i’m reading this right!! 9956941291
Reposted by LawdicrousThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat theonion.com/peta-billboard-falsely… 592322299
Reposted by LawdicrousHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 199135403581
Reposted by Lawdicrousdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Reminder if you are not Chicano do not say my wife (in Borat voice) 1183
Reposted by LawdicrousMicah @rincewind.run · 01/06/2026"why hasn't <terrible thing> sunk candidate x" your answer is donald trump he won anyway and he entrenched the supreme court for republicans for generations (plus, well... everything) and a lot of people on both sides of the aisle decided having your guy is more important than him being a good guy 211321198
Reposted by LawdicrousDr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Ragebaiting my local witch by being misogynist trying to get her to transform me into a woman because it's cheaper than HRT 638971
Reposted by LawdicrousPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is the closest they’ve come to admitting that Nancy isn’t wearing clothes, that’s her actual skin 098677
Reposted by Lawdicrousmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/05/2026right wing dude: men are just naturally more beautiful than women. it's not gay to say that. peak aesthetic form is male the guy wrist deep in him: i agree 349148
Reposted by LawdicrousJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026She touched my meat and blamed it on James 3594
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I just took 10mg of melatonin, a doubledose of Zzzquil, and got super high because I haven't slept in two days and I want to fight God. 000
Reposted by LawdicrousAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck. 855191653983
Reposted by LawdicrousJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 28/05/2026Extremely funny to issue an indignant denial of a story that's been reported by at least three different outlets when you are also maybe the single least credible lawyer in the entire country right now 443143523
Reposted by LawdicrousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/05/2026 1041478
Reposted by LawdicrousEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102052676
Reposted by LawdicrousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I've heard lots of good jokes about trans people...generally from and by trans people. The key thing is those jokes are based in actual knowledge about the trans experience and foibles of daily life as opposed to mean-spirited, ignorant and boring attempts to join a moral panic. 522542303
Reposted by Lawdicrousweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Doctor: You got the Lyme Disease and the Coconut Disease. You got them both together. 29928143
Reposted by Lawdicrousjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/05/2026personally i don't think "just drink your beer like a normal person" is "freaking out" but then i'm not the guy who wrote this frankly insane sentence — "Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences" 2775720411
Reposted by LawdicrousWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 07/05/20261800's: My crops failed and cholera killed my family Now: 333985
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 22/05/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley's Iconic 'Son Of A Bitch' MomentAlt: Chris Farley's Iconic 'Son Of A Bitch' Moment 092
Reposted by LawdicrousWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/05/2026Break up the Senate till another time 130943
Reposted by Lawdicrousweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026When a client won't weigh in on a draft until their boss sees it, I add (underling) to their contact in my phone 4673
Reposted by LawdicrousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/05/2026hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘He sacrificed his life’: security guard killed in San Diego mosque attack hailed as heroSecurity guard Amin Abdullah, Mansour Kaziha and Nadir Awad were killed in shooting at Islamic Center of San Diego 6681361845
Reposted by LawdicrousJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“His actions without a doubt delayed, distracted and ultimately deterred these two individuals from gaining access to the greater areas of the mosque where as many as 140 kids were within 15ft of these suspects” 229489
Reposted by LawdicrousRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/05/2026… www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukICE arrests grandfather who helped cops investigate daughter’s murder‘It’s absolutely atrocious,’ Erasmo Zavala Almanza’s attorney says, claiming ICE’s behavior will disincentivize cooperation with law enforcement 14729257
Reposted by LawdicrousStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If you're a Democrat and you confirm someone who refuses to unequivocally say "Joe Biden won the 2020 election," you should lose your job. 584055778
Reposted by LawdicrousBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in. 418164614188
Reposted by LawdicrousLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026Immigration make Britain brilliant 511139274208
Reposted by LawdicrousMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Elon just heard they're making one of the keebler elves biracial and got so mad on his jet he threw one of his toddlers out the emergency exit (Cybertodd) 51249192
Reposted by LawdicrousSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 16/05/2026Seriously, fuck this. I'm so sick of our profession's cowardice. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...reuters.comAmerican Bar Association votes to eliminate DEI rule for law schoolsA longstanding diversity and inclusion requirement for U.S. law schools is teetering amid mounting pressure from the Trump administration and Republican states. 652224534
Reposted by Lawdicrousmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026what is the purpose of the democrat 5299099
Reposted by LawdicrousJohnnie Johnstone @johnniejohnstone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Nina. Newport Jazz Festival, July 4, 1968. David Redfern. 803749459
Reposted by LawdicrousJeff Dubner @dubner.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Also I would not like to see Barry Keoghan’s Bond but I would like to see Barry Keoghan’s screen test for Bond. 1887
