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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version)

@majima.club
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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled/AuDHD. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from meeee: ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 11m
Oh my gosh, almost done with going places this morning. Cannot wait to go home and start work on today’s gay agenda
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 16m
So here’s the thing
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 1h
OK, so the story of why I changed my handle! I got a renewal notice for my old handle, but was told I did not have a domain with them. Several talks with customer service later somehow my domain is lost? So I bought a new one and YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MAJIMASPACE. Please enjoy my new banner.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 18h
Could I interest anyone in a small piece of Bobbyloaf?
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a loaf position on top of a little bed on top of a cat tree, his eyes closed, smiling pleasantly. He seems pleased.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 5h
My dad’s last day at his job is today I think. He was incredibly pissy yesterday which I totally get. He’s been at this job for 26 years and to then just lose it in a couple of months because his boss sold the building when he’d been hinting for years about selling the business to dad + coworker.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 7h
Strongest soldier
comic about a an officer recruiting their strongest soldier, who is a puppy wearing a badge. the badge says; "Favorite fictional character is canonically perished"
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 9h
Oh my god she is SO pretty. I love her angry little face even if she still doesn't like me much. If you would like to help out with cat food and assorted sundries, we have a throne list for (mostly) foster supplies. throne.com/veronicafoale
A stunningly beautiful grey cat looking off to the side. She is posed like a model and is the best girl ever.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 14h
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me holding a gun to LIBERTYBIBERTY : tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
LIBERTY BIBERTY: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
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decay exists as an extant form of life
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That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 12h
A: This stove is hot Me: don’t touch it A: I’m sure I can touch it Me: don’t touch it A: Ow, it’s hot Me: stop touching it A: Okay it’s burning me Me: i told you to stop touching it A: I’m really burned, I need a ride to the ER Me: sorry, I’m in the hospital A: wow ok thanks for nothing
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14h
This is an absolute treasure and it’s the sort of nonsense I LOVE to see people getting up to together
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14h
I straight up just signed up for this because I drive around so much and get thirsty and it’s a ridiculously good deal (and Sluggo can get pumpkin coffee because he’s a basic bi
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14h
Why Sluggo shouldn’t let me hear 40K lore out of context, Exhibit A
A silly, kinda crappy doodle of Angron, the demon primarch, from Warhammer 40K in a chibi style with big wings, a halo thing, and big swords. Written above him is the caption “no talk me angron” and a frowny face.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 21h
one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 16h
PSA FOR ALL PARENTS
Check your kids Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide the newly described colossogiant Bathynomus tuebingoborikensis in mine.

how long has this candy been here dang

[image of a snickers bar on a table with the exoskeleton of a giant deep sea isopod inside it]
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 16h
This is the WAY
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 18h
Could I interest anyone in a small piece of Bobbyloaf?
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a loaf position on top of a little bed on top of a cat tree, his eyes closed, smiling pleasantly. He seems pleased.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 18h
Tonight’s meal experiment, lemon garlic shrimp rice in the rice cooker + takuan pickles from Mitsuwa. Also present was a small salad of trustworthy pantry lettuce and the miso dressing I made. Sluggo is so happy right now
A bowl containing a shrimp and rice dish and bright yellow sliced daikon radish pickles
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 20h
Project Beef is moving apace and I just did my first test of the pattern and colors and well
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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
Alt: Marie Kondo says “I Love Mess”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 21h
Just kidding I actually know the answer
youtube.com
AuDHD hobbies (explained by ducks)
YouTube video by diplomaduck
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 21h
How in the name of Bonaparte’s BALLS do I have this many ink pads and not one that is the color I want
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 22h
Friends. I am out of wet kitten food. The rescue is out of stock til tomorrow. All my money is going to buying my insulin tonight. They are screeching and I’m trying hard to be patient but this toothache is making it so hard. If you can spare $10 so I can get some cheap cans it would be a lifesaver
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 22h
Fun idea: carve several different bug heads/thoraces/abdomens onto erasers and put them in a box to give to kids to make mix and match bugs.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 22h
Good things: • doc visit went great • he fixed meds and gave me the info I need • got a haircut • finished stamps • snuggled kitties Bad things: • I have a toothache • I can’t stop thinking about it • I can’t take anything but Tylenol for it • Orajel only made my tongue numb Time to thaw shrimp
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 22h
Is it you they’re looking for, @cageyratfish.bsky.social ???
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Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️ @kevinpetker.bsky.social · 22h
Here's the metric folks: If your #ttrpg requires any dice OTHER than the classic d6, it's not an 'easy entry level ttrpg'; it's just your accumulated knowledge and experience that makes it seem that way. Yes, the alternate math rocks are neat and fun, but are a barrier to an inexperienced person.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 22h
STOP! ✋🏻 WEEVIL TIME! 🪲
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 22h
THEY GOT CUTER
same pic but now leap is looking at me and burly moved up to slug next to him
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 23h
Treated myself to a haircut and the guy went a little short and at first I was like oh no but then I was like “dang I’m Othomaxxing today” and got happy
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fourshore #critterposting
Crude drawing of a black and white bird wading amongst green reeds in blue water with a salmon legs and one salmon eye. I mean the colour,  not the fish. I guess that’s obvious for the legs but there is a world where a bird could have a salmon eye in its mouth or something. Not this one though. Their legs are crossed to make a number 4 almost. The bird and reeds are also mirrored in the water with blue ripples interrupting them with increasing tempo like a 5 year old when their parents are talking to someone. Shaped like shapes.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
Fun fact! If you can’t find Tajín, Old Bay actually tastes pretty good on a hardboiled egg
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
So uh somehow I misplaced my domain and had to get a new one. Waiting for the DNS registry to update so for the moment I’ve got a whole new personality
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
Choosin briefs over boxers
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
I just had a great idea involving my old boss and a big box of loose crickets
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Ka'ra the tuxedo cat @karaisntactive.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
hAppy spooky again. dAde says im suposeta ribbit, but i don't want to
Ka'ra the tuxedo cat lays on her carpeted cat cave wearing a cut little green knit frog hat. It has little strings dangling down from both sides. She looks put out to be wearing the hat.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning boils and ghouls...💀🎃🔪
Happy Caturday it's a color photo of an upside down black and white tuxedo cat naned Lucas  who is looking up at me at the phone with toys around him he is on his back and his undercarriage is mostly white fur happy Halloween catsofbluesky
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
This is so true oh my god I never realized this until I started trying to draw hands
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
There’s a fly in my room somehow and Enchirito just learned what one is oh no
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
Y’all I signed my contract for the new job and I keep trying to not get too excited but fuck. I’ll be paid $8-10/visit more and the overnight pay is the same as I charge privately. There’s a 10% holiday bonus. My boss friended me on Finch. And they made sure to confirm and use my correct pronouns!
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wanting pets/getting pets
A beautiful gray and white cat, Victor, with his face right up in my face and looking pissed offThe same cat leaning back and staring into space looking ecstatic
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
I was approved for a sponsorship from the Medic Alert foundation! They’re sending me a free ID necklace and a year of their membership services. This way when I can’t wear my gay little bracelet I’ll still have ID!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
I like the cut of her gib
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
The free printmaking workshop was so much fun! I came away with some fantastic ideas and I really really want to sign up for her full course on how to do tesselation nature prints but there’s no way I can afford it at the moment. But here is what I made!
A small tessellated print comprised of alternating purple and green prince of a stag beetle that was carved into an eraser. Be nice I drew him free hand.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alright what's the over/under that they're gonna let me use this illustration as the example of various ways you can nature journal in my book? I don't see anything wrong with this, why wouldn't they let me use this?
A lightning bug with inaccurate eyes and a comically large ass is poorly scribbed on a nature journal page, labeled July 10, 2026. The bug is labeled with "It looked just like this" with an arrow to the ass labeled "wow" and then next to it  "today i saw a bug with a HUGE BUTT. Please alert local scientists!!"
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
IT IS HORRIFYING
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Le Snooze. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a long-haired white cat lying on a worn wooden deck step. It appears to be sleeping happily.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 14/10/2026
AUTHORS: REJECT AI. NO DEAL. SOA: So what I'm hearing is that you want us to say more about our AI deal.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
It’s been a good day What’s gonna go wrong
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Squirrel! In the kitchen
A package of rye crisps with the corner gnawed
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
Victor: yes yes I love it. But is it art? (The answer is yes)
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
When the tuna gogurt goes hard
An orange tabby cat on his hind legs looking absolutely unhinged with his green eyes crossed as he slurps a Churu straight from the tube so eagerly that he has it all over his nose and chest too. He might literally die without it.
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