Reposted by LawdicrousIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780861994 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me too! i don't need this stupid butt plug key holder. im gonna keep shoving my keys directly up my asshole!! 2729049 0
Reposted by LawdicrousPunished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 04/08/2026Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed 11578108 0
Reposted by LawdicrousMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime. 353584829 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People like this think that once you get an ADHD diagnosis, you'll use it to get out of doing hard work or something. 020 0
Reposted by LawdicrousCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253005930 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the guy who said he wanted to chair the harvard department of eugenics and race science??? people are signing a letter in support of his right to bully black men to death in pursuit of his dream of eliminating black people entirely?? just making sure i’m reading this right!! 9956941291 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comThe Wire: Makes Me Sick, BunkAlt: Gif of Bunk on The Wire saying "Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell" 020 0
Reposted by LawdicrousThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat theonion.com/peta-billboard-falsely… 592321299 0
Reposted by LawdicrousHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼 199135393580 0
Reposted by Lawdicrouspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026 1687165 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Reminder if you are not Chicano do not say my wife (in Borat voice) 1183 0
Reposted by LawdicrousMicah @rincewind.run · 01/06/2026"why hasn't <terrible thing> sunk candidate x" your answer is donald trump he won anyway and he entrenched the supreme court for republicans for generations (plus, well... everything) and a lot of people on both sides of the aisle decided having your guy is more important than him being a good guy 211321198 0
Reposted by LawdicrousDr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Ragebaiting my local witch by being misogynist trying to get her to transform me into a woman because it's cheaper than HRT 638971 0
Reposted by LawdicrousPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is the closest they’ve come to admitting that Nancy isn’t wearing clothes, that’s her actual skin 098677 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 01/06/2026She should also slow down the hoochie cooching. Maybe just be lukewarm. 000 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/05/2026right wing dude: men are just naturally more beautiful than women. it's not gay to say that. peak aesthetic form is male the guy wrist deep in him: i agree 349148 0
Reposted by LawdicrousJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026She touched my meat and blamed it on James 3594 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I've been making my way slowly through John LeCarre's books, mostly his George Smiley novels. I recommend. 000 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comBob's Burgers: I'm Gonna Complain The Whole TimeAlt: Bob's Burgers: I'm Gonna Complain The Whole Time gif 010 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What kind of a half-assed name is New Glenn? That's like something you call your second stepdad. Also your first stepdad was named Glenn. 000 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I just took 10mg of melatonin, a doubledose of Zzzquil, and got super high because I haven't slept in two days and I want to fight God. 000 0
Reposted by LawdicrousAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck. 855191643983 0
Reposted by LawdicrousJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 28/05/2026Extremely funny to issue an indignant denial of a story that's been reported by at least three different outlets when you are also maybe the single least credible lawyer in the entire country right now 443143523 0
Reposted by LawdicrousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/05/2026 1041478 0
Reposted by LawdicrousEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102022676 0
Reposted by LawdicrousRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I've heard lots of good jokes about trans people...generally from and by trans people. The key thing is those jokes are based in actual knowledge about the trans experience and foibles of daily life as opposed to mean-spirited, ignorant and boring attempts to join a moral panic. 522542303 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Doctor: You got the Lyme Disease and the Coconut Disease. You got them both together. 29928143 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/05/2026personally i don't think "just drink your beer like a normal person" is "freaking out" but then i'm not the guy who wrote this frankly insane sentence — "Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences" 2775720411 0
Reposted by LawdicrousWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 07/05/20261800's: My crops failed and cholera killed my family Now: 333985 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 23/05/2026static.klipy.comConfused White Cat Asks WhyALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why 010 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 22/05/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley's Iconic 'Son Of A Bitch' MomentAlt: Chris Farley's Iconic 'Son Of A Bitch' Moment 092 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You're not. Just one of today's 10,000. There have been a few similar cases where defendants were called something similar, like Chicago Eight (then Seven), West Memphis Three, etc. 100 0
Lawdicrous @lawdicrous.bsky.social · 22/05/2026static.klipy.comBugs Bunny Says NOAlt: Bugs Bunny Says NO 111 0
Reposted by LawdicrousWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/05/2026Break up the Senate till another time 130943 0
Reposted by Lawdicrousweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026When a client won't weigh in on a draft until their boss sees it, I add (underling) to their contact in my phone 4673 0
