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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 21h

Primetime: horrible date movie. Go alone or in a well lit room

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Being queer and autistic and into kink used to be wacky and weird but now it's normal. Every millennial and gen z is some flavor of quirk chungus. We have come full circle and it is indeed once again, hip to be square

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I used the Wii internet channel to flirt with girls from my school on Facebook and go on Reddit

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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*zoomies intensify*

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also he looks like this. EriDirk fankid looking ass

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I read Shakespeare I'm Shaking my Spear if you know what I mean. Haha Shaking My Spear. Much Ado About Cumming

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026

Genuinely, this completely rules

－Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.

And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Found the anime Dr Stone. Fucking amazing. The main characters best friend is inexplicably a mad scientist and the first thing they do after civilization falls is reinvent alcohol

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today I learned I didn't have to feel bad about all the weird pornography

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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

nobody cares about frame rate when they’re born. We’re taught to care by our corrupt society.

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Average Ska Song: I'm having fun Average Country Song: Consumerism is good Average Pop Song: Auuuahhhhahhhh mm hhhoooongg boyfriend

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The internet? What are you talking about? No the "internet" is gone. We're on Ads now. You just logged into Ads and you're posting to your Ads account. Your phone doesn't have the internet in it, it has Ads. Are you crazy?

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just checked in on my nemesis, it turns out he has a girlfriend, a job, and a thriving community of admirers. excellent. he has everything to lose

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Average funk song: have sex with me Average RNB song: kiss me and cuddle me Average Rock song: Have sex with me, underage woman

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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

important image

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sex is more taboo than violence even though everyone has sex and violence is actually bad. Imagine explaining this to an alien

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Moby Dick spectacularly fails the Bechdel Test. I don't think Ishmael is aware of women. He just wants to fuck guys and his captain only wants to kill God

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my haters are damn vegetables. washed, chopped, cooked, and extra virgin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lunatic leftists are happy to glaze mamdani even though he's never made a public statement addressing the spiderman

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is "roaring knight" a christmas pun on "silent night?" or is that a stretch? #deltarune

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If bunnies could talk: "Oh boy! Pellets! My favorite!"

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

locked out of discord servers? Friends locked out? if youre a US citizen, you should yell at your representatives re: AV laws

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Leon @leonberdot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

raly loves flowery

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

doing the video for that spirit halloween video made me realize like all of their models are white. i think there was one black lady but that's it

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I LIED. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN. SPIRIT HALLOWEEN HARDWARE STORE WEIRD AL PARODY!!!!

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a parody of weird al's hardware store but about spirit halloween. haha no no i couldn't do that patter section in the middle no never me... haha... i could never...

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No one will ever be able to critique Northernlion because he is too handsome and friendly

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

local trans woman attacked by hate mob for making the wrong art and jerking off to the wrong things. unrelated, her commission requests are up by 2000% for some reason

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Articles about video games titled "Hope is Gone" or "There Is No Roadmap" or "All Is Lost, Permanently." I am truly sorry to those who don't exclusively play games like Terraria and Factorio

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex:

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Interviewer: So, what are your thoughts about the post structuralist postmodern hermeneutic of pain on the algorithmic internet? Slavoj Zizek: (unintelligible) Interviewer: Fascinating Zizek: Möscht People Schould Keel Themschelves Ant Descherve Nöthing

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't have an opinion on the ShenComix Boy From Venus yet. Whether or not Shen passes the vibe check hinges upon how it ends. Right now it's Schrodinger's Box and the discourse is in superposition. Either Audrey transes and it's peak or it's another 100 years of nothing

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

writing for a game about a gross weird "guy" trying to summon a succubus to get laid. it fails and he summons his guardian angel who thinks "he" sucks and tries to fix "him." i'm putting pronouns in quotes for no reason

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