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Lapis.liya

@lapis-liya.bsky.social
1.6K followers 2.4K following 608 posts

✨Caveat emptor✨ Hold the bastards accountable.

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What Idiot @whatidiot.bsky.social · 9h
What idiot called it a Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath & Beyond
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 22h
Uninflated Halloween lawn decorations are a mood.
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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 13h
“I’d go to bed earlier if it wasn’t my only alone time,” I say to myself while reading an article about why I need to go to bed earlier.
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 9h
gnar gnar binks
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Your Least Favorite Son 🏳️‍🌈 @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social · 9h
i hate pacman. stop eating all the dots. leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 13h
You mean I get to pick from these 37, right? scitechdaily.com/sleeping-les...
scitechdaily.com
Sleeping Less Than 5 Hours Was Linked to Higher Risk of 37 Diseases
Researchers found that sleeping too little was associated with elevated risk across a surprisingly wide range of conditions.
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Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rejected Edie Brickell lyrics
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you're the rocks along my railbed bro, it's a lot like the wind beneath my wings but I like trains
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I lack the energy and skills it takes to be on multiple social media platforms. Although there’s an argument to be made that I also lack the skills to be on just one social media platform.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
COP: some sicko locked a cat in a box POLICE CHIEF: bring him in dead or alive
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes a bitch wants to be redacted.
Prohibition whisky bottle, inside is a sepia pic of a girl in the yard of her house, eyes blacked out to promote privacy.
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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin.
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Cube-shaped Daydream @poetaster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uptown funk it up, Charlie Brown
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seconded
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gather ye shopping carts and coast down hill
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We gotta get the margins but I feel like they would give different numbers if they knew we were in league with Jesus
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you build it, they will come
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno, maybe that we're going to get more stupid, unsolicited text messages?
Final Conquest: A Verse-by-Verse Study of the Book of Revelations 
From the Ministry of
Dr. Robert Jeffress

BIBLE PROPHECY RESOURCES TO GIVE YOU HOPE AND PEACE

What does the book of Revelation reveal about the end times--and how does it impact our lives today?
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*shudders*
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only Patrick Stewart can make it so and those are the rules
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piscadoro (poochie truther) @piscadoro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dystopia just means this topia
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cauldron Fire: lit
Spell: cast
Titties: out
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sundays are for making banana bread (+ chocolate chips and toasted walnuts, of course)
A loaf of banana bread with chocolate chips and toasted walnuts cooling on the stove
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Austin City Limits, music festival
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is a consensus. bsky.app/profile/stea...
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here I Go Again On My Own...
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm convinced the slow, benthic life is where it's at
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sup, have you heard about the black teatfish? www.sciencealert.com/this-sea-cre...
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This Sea Creature Looks Like Poop. It May Also Live For 120 Years.
Somewhere in the world, surely, a Monkey's Paw is cackling maniacally to itself.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Demontia instead of dementia. Let the demons possess me first. I want to remember it.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I blame all of this on the windmills.
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bring some blankets for the fort
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can I go there?
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grab a mug of cocoa & pull up a chair. It’s time for grandpa’s stories about horrific train accidents
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The babies ate my dingo.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In retrospect I can see that, but ninjas need fuel too
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I may never recover
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*curses the fact that I always wear black*
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Help I ordered a chocolate croissant and now I'm in a powdered sugar situation
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Tom Compton @tomcomptonmusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eminem and Kid Rock release track, "Ivory & Ivory".
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes. Store fruit is pathetic these days. Time to rise up
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They may need a PR campaign
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
21 for me, not trying to brag
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know what's up
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