Reposted by Lapis.liyaWhat Idiot @whatidiot.bsky.social · 9hWhat idiot called it a Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath & Beyond 010935
Reposted by Lapis.liyaCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 22hUninflated Halloween lawn decorations are a mood. 04717
Reposted by Lapis.liyakristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 13h“I’d go to bed earlier if it wasn’t my only alone time,” I say to myself while reading an article about why I need to go to bed earlier. 0188
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 13hYou mean I get to pick from these 37, right? scitechdaily.com/sleeping-les...scitechdaily.comSleeping Less Than 5 Hours Was Linked to Higher Risk of 37 DiseasesResearchers found that sleeping too little was associated with elevated risk across a surprisingly wide range of conditions. 081
Reposted by Lapis.liyaFive Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Rejected Edie Brickell lyrics 031
Reposted by Lapis.liyaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol 012152
Reposted by Lapis.liyaChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026you're the rocks along my railbed bro, it's a lot like the wind beneath my wings but I like trains 04921
Reposted by Lapis.liyaJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I lack the energy and skills it takes to be on multiple social media platforms. Although there’s an argument to be made that I also lack the skills to be on just one social media platform. 0187
Reposted by Lapis.liyaFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026COP: some sicko locked a cat in a box POLICE CHIEF: bring him in dead or alive 112936
Reposted by Lapis.liyamurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sometimes a bitch wants to be redacted. 0215
Reposted by Lapis.liyaMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The musical clinking of pouring glass bottles in the recycle bin. 16924
Reposted by Lapis.liyaCube-shaped Daydream @poetaster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Uptown funk it up, Charlie Brown 042
Reposted by Lapis.liya🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you 2942495
Reposted by Lapis.liyaBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Gather ye shopping carts and coast down hill 0209
Reposted by Lapis.liyaJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade 16423
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We gotta get the margins but I feel like they would give different numbers if they knew we were in league with Jesus 000
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I dunno, maybe that we're going to get more stupid, unsolicited text messages? 2122
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Only Patrick Stewart can make it so and those are the rules 34213
Reposted by Lapis.liyapiscadoro (poochie truther) @piscadoro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026dystopia just means this topia 2198
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sundays are for making banana bread (+ chocolate chips and toasted walnuts, of course) 5395
Reposted by Lapis.liyaNotorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 33611
Reposted by Lapis.liyaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone 1218861
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm convinced the slow, benthic life is where it's at 100
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sup, have you heard about the black teatfish? www.sciencealert.com/this-sea-cre...sciencealert.comThis Sea Creature Looks Like Poop. It May Also Live For 120 Years.Somewhere in the world, surely, a Monkey's Paw is cackling maniacally to itself. 1192
Reposted by Lapis.liyaBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Demontia instead of dementia. Let the demons possess me first. I want to remember it. 02011
Reposted by Lapis.liyaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I blame all of this on the windmills. 913352
Reposted by Lapis.liya🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Grab a mug of cocoa & pull up a chair. It’s time for grandpa’s stories about horrific train accidents 0113
Reposted by Lapis.liyaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The babies ate my dingo. 1013142
Reposted by Lapis.liyaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute 1014047
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In retrospect I can see that, but ninjas need fuel too 110
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Help I ordered a chocolate croissant and now I'm in a powdered sugar situation 5359
Reposted by Lapis.liyaTom Compton @tomcomptonmusic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eminem and Kid Rock release track, "Ivory & Ivory". 14111
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes. Store fruit is pathetic these days. Time to rise up 010