iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Five Man Army

Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026

Productivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed.

663474567

Reposted by Five Man Army

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026

The Woke are coming off a down season but the core remains intact and they've called up some young talent. Advanced metrics suggest their stars were underperforming their peripherals for much of the summer. Expect contention as early as next season if they sign some high heat relief over the winter

311564140

Reposted by Five Man Army

Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

in the year 2040 Kiké Hernandez will be 49 years old and still will hit two homers in the playoffs

51299

Reposted by Five Man Army

Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/10/2026

best baserunning moment by a pitcher in MLB history

57319

Reposted by Five Man Army

Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Founders, repeatedly: so just to reiterate, and I cannot stress this enough, the president is absolutely not a king and can be removed, charged, or even executed if they start to do king things (250 years later) Alito: getting a lot of king vibes from this document

328844

Reposted by Five Man Army

Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 05/10/2026

Well that's weird, I was told that if Biden just threw Trump in prison, everything would be peachy keen.

818234

Reposted by Five Man Army

DHinrio @dhinrio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fascism in the '20s and '30s arose from military defeat, national trauma and extreme economic instability. Present-day fascism seems to arise from boredom, impatience and chronic public amnesia.

29114

Reposted by Five Man Army

Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.

582242582

Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pittsburgh Penguins ice hockey. Many are saying!

000

Reposted by Five Man Army

Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok we need to go back to 4 playoff teams

5203

Reposted by Five Man Army

Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 01/10/2026

Do you think the pope knows what Chicago's playoff odds were on Opening Day, and is he mad about them if so?

111077

Reposted by Five Man Army

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Realizing the Mike Tomlin (William and Mary c/o 1994) might have known the members of Seven Mary Three (W&M c/o 1995).

2526713

Reposted by Five Man Army

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every time a left-handed person sees an actor on TV or in a movie writing with their left hand

static.klipy.com

Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'

1012711

Reposted by Five Man Army

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

3262288

Reposted by Five Man Army

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

328128

Reposted by Five Man Army

Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It Happened

27910

Reposted by Five Man Army

Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026

like this is not the website for non-neurodivergent people! that's tiktok and threads! this is the website for weirdos who still enjoy text-based media in 2026!

2359940

Reposted by Five Man Army

Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stay with me, but... excluding the pandemic-shortened 2020, there have been only 30 180-hit seasons so far this decade (21-26). The first six seasons last decade, 2010-15, there were *90* 180-hit seasons

181

Reposted by Five Man Army

Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ignoring strike years/2020... .316 average is lowest to lead the majors ever 45 homers is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 116 RBI is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 119 runs scored is lowest total to lead majors since 2014 40 doubles is lowest total to lead majors since 1972

2123862

Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m scrolling by the MLB leader skeets, and realized that there are no statistics in baseball anymore. 41 saves? 45 home runs? 116 RBIs? Nothing happens in this sport anymore!

000

Reposted by Five Man Army

spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is it, the single worst take on music i’ve ever read in my life

Yep. It's fine to have not heard Choosin' Texas or any other song. But too many think it's a cool cognoscente move to profess ignorance of/disdain for "country crap"
The Nashville industrial complex makes the smartest pop music, period. Wit & craft are the defining Music Row values. Don't be a rube
Carl Wilson @carlzoilus.bsky.s... • 2h
Marissa's Rolling Stone piece made clear she knew why you may not have heard
"Choosin' Texas," 2026's biggest hit.
Her question was, why be aggressively
*proud of it? Sadly, she overstated it in that out-of-context quote. But all the over-the-top/"country sucks" reactions mostly support her point.

2022312

Five Man Army @fivemanarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This whole thread is deranged. Country pop is terrible, pure commerce and reinforcing of the dumbest conservative social stereotypes to boot. Nobody has written a better country song than Mitski’s “Heat Lightning” this decade, probably since Kacey Musgraves’ “High Horse.”

020

Reposted by Five Man Army

VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

6855481028

Reposted by Five Man Army

daveuram.bsky.social @daveuram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scott Franzke’s open on the Phillies Radio Network ahead of Game 2 between the Phillies and Rays

511324

Reposted by Five Man Army

Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’ve got to build it before China does.

718054

Reposted by Five Man Army

👻boovezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seen in Virginia

A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS

493178738

Reposted by Five Man Army

Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is a dril tweet

*Ace*
No
@Serene Necrosis
Follow
It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.

846237

Reposted by Five Man Army

Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sending this image back to 2016 to give everyone an aneurysm

241974223

Reposted by Five Man Army

Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026

In fairness, nobody gave a fuck about your generation collectively. Boomers had to have commercials made to remind them to even check if yall were in the house by 10 o’clock every night. Im not shocked by this.

2236

Reposted by Five Man Army

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 21/09/2026

Tomorrow afternoon/evening (probably) is a new episode of @6zoneduo.com, the very good new national women's volleyball show from @amiejust.com and @erinsorensen.bsky.social. You'll love it and you can subscribe wherever you do such things 6zoneduo.com

6zoneduo.com

Six Zone Duo

A national women's volleyball podcast, hosted by award-winning journalists Erin Sorensen and Amie Just.

0176

Reposted by Five Man Army

shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds

1755798

Reposted by Five Man Army

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026

"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!

1347861234

Reposted by Five Man Army

The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

66129162820

Reposted by Five Man Army

Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A lot of people are not well right now: physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. This is an excellent time to de-escalate conflicts and to lean into patience. This is true in our personal lives and also (maybe especially) online when it's overwhelmingly strangers crashing into each other.

131656497

Reposted by Five Man Army

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In this Philadelphia sports bar, OpenAI still means no one is guarding Allen Iverson. But they do know this: Even if the machines take all of our jobs, we'll still need real humans to boo Santa Claus.

2249661

Reposted by Five Man Army

Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Misogyny and the degradation of women are flowing non-stop from social media, and it feels impossible to stem the tide.

losingmyperspicacity.beehiiv.com

The casual cruelty of young men

Any why it's time for GenX women to get off the sidelines

917857

Reposted by Five Man Army

Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

18195041815

Reposted by Five Man Army

Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One side of this war has an elected legislature but it doesn't really have any power compared to the supreme leader and the council of guardian jurists, and the other is Iran.

7522131

Reposted by Five Man Army

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026

I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity

900134872279

Reposted by Five Man Army

PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Why are they playing Sunday Night Football in a soccer stadium

2385

Reposted by Five Man Army

JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The true base of the party who should be pandered to: 2024: Couldn’t vote. Gaza. 2022: Couldn’t vote. Only sent four Covid tests in the mail. 2020: 🐍🐍🐍 2018: Voting doesn’t matter. 2016: Wrote in Bernie. 2014: Drones! 2012: Both parties are the same. 2010: Was there an election this year?

319945