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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/07/2026
there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride
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october @nikkibuh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
kim kitsuragi
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blue Prince (2025)
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adam @biglanternghost.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 11/08/2025
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/03/2026
"why do transes have weird names" bro you're named Saxon😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 13/03/2026
Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/02/2026
potion seller video is the most accurate representation of navigating trans healthcare
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Werner Herzog looking gravitas-y with a speech bubble pointed at the quoted skeet
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Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue
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Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 18/12/2025
The NYT is aware of, at most, 3 trans people by name; the rest of us occupy ~the same space in their minds as an endangered species of venomous stinging insects, in that there’s a robust debate about letting us exit vs just killing all of us and who’s to say what’s right and what’s wrong, y’know?
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Jim Wise @jimwise00.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)
Harry Potter Fans: “I can excuse rampant transphobia, but I draw the line at spoiling a game”

Response: “Professor Fig dies at the end no matter what ending and also Rookwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 26/11/2025
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph.
"The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 11/11/2025
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
live view from cuomo hq
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 04/11/2025
hey man it’s dick, glad to run into you but it’s a real shame it had to be down here, i just gotta know what was next? seemed like you were on a real roll there. “counting or not counting gang violence”, brilliant stuff my man but i need to know where it was headed
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
wizard frog is insane
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 28/09/2025
An image of a bluesky post: 
Alex Blechman

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation
Opportunities
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
great article
Excerpt from article: A few users told Aftermath that their anti-Kirk posts were deleted sans a suspension or any sort of notification. One such post read: "Charlie Kirk has been pronounced dead from complications resulting from his dick and balls being the wrong way around. His dick was on the bottom and his balls were on top. A bullet was also found in his body."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sac…
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tue, Jul 29
I'd love to jerk off and cum all over you while you're in the bath tub like that
But I'm in knee high fuck boots and sexy lingerie
2:06 PM
Today
Get rid of that Charlie Kirk comment!
Show some respect dumb ass
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
trans person: i'd like some trans care please the entire medical field: explain why trans person: it would make me happier the entire medical field: here's how this could make you unhappy trans person: i'm already unhappy the entire goddamned medical field: we need you to be unhappy longer
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
roo
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TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE:
[trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble

TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to be my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
September 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Game: Spider-Man 2 (2004, GC) TAS Author: Natetheman223 Source: tasvideos.org/4522M
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