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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky

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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 9h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 6h
Ok, I'm not going to pretend to be an expert here and I fully acknowledge I'm being a party proper, but I'm like 70% confident that if your partner is fucking someone else at your specific demand then that's not cuckolding but some other, related thing.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23h
Imagine a guy doing the wallet inspector grift but he's also within earshot of the mark loudly saying "I am going to claim to be the wallet inspector and then just steal the guy's wallet."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My 9 Games, formative edition.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An amusing dream! But…what if you made it real?
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill eating Cinnabon for the first time.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extremely deserved, go and listen to these episodes if you haven't. share.google/Luu1vruhEKIR...
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630. Last Train to Bremen, Episode 1
One Shot · Episode
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is so funny when people are like "fun fact: that's not what the phrase 'begs the question' means. It actually means [some insane situation that is so confusing and has never occurred]"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, church shouldn't be doing those things either, surely? Like, why would you want more from them than fulfilling your transcendental spiritual needs? Word of the lord and affirmation of Christ's eternal kingdom not doing enough for you? Stupid take.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picking up an audio log, desperately hoping it contains a vital clue for either hacking a computer or surviving the outbreak of horrible monsters, and it's just the fruit tournament
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mainstream liberals are bloodless quants and thus want to treat factoids like "Republicans win popular vote for the first time in 16 years" as something significant they can base a whole, moronic analysis around.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear @animesickos.bsky.social, thank you for introducing me to 'Some of us had been threatening our friend Colby', which has done incalculable damage to my friends. We will soon be completely incapable of describing any bad act in terms other than having "gone too far".
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One day we will experience Jason Mantzoukas as Jankom Pogg.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A good and true story, but leaves out a crucial detail. They didn't take this action as a spur of the moment thing, these women did it as part of a directive from their union to not handle South African goods. They weren't just grapefruit ladies, they were *union* grapefruit ladies.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a supernatural horror show we'd get a shot of the horrified protagonist before it transitions to their perspective where they see a large sluglike creature attached to this dude's head just sorta slurping on his energies.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 17/09/2026
The Rationality of Haruhi Suzumiya...
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 🐟 @sinland.gay · 16/09/2026
I was made aware of a thread on the dndmemes subreddit (a place I never go) about Girl Frame, and after reading a few replies I'm reminded of the northernlion bit about how it's so fucking sad that many people's favorite media is the thing that "makes sense" and not what lights a fire in their heart
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually think this is true but not in a way a lot of people think. See, this whole incident helped me realise that Aella is someone who enjoys generating data for fun but feels the need to rationalise the act of doing so as important.
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't over emphasise how much this shit sucks, man. When Harry meets Draco the latter expresses an explicit desire to rape another student and Harry makes it his mission to be friends with him.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't understand why those American leftists who abstained should feel the need to apologise for not providing votes the Democrats did not want and claimed they did not need.
"At least publicly, Schumer has no worries about his party’s dwindling fortunes among working-class white voters. “For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin."
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 14/09/2026
the bright twin of the bag that arrested development michael bluth finds in the fridge, "PLEASE EAT: DELICIOUS LUNCH" written on it,
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Swanboy records strip is like a gift box of fancy chocolates. I wouldn't want it all the time, but as an indulgent little treat? Yes please.
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"Go away Inuyasha" he mackled
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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[YOMAVAI] @yomavai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
play 1000xRESIST. play Anthology of the Killer. play Astlibra Revision. play Franzen. play Dread Delusion. play Love Eternal. play Angeline Era. play Bad Bitch Blasters. play Pipistrello. play Formless Star, and Franken. play ADACA. play I Am Your Beast. play Echo Point Nova. play Great God Grove
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Adding on to a good post: Play A House of Many Doors. Play Siege of Jeomdo. Play Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass. Play Circadian Dice. Play Dark Scavenger. Play Look Outside. Play Desert Child. Play The Pale Beyond. Play Crown Gambit. Play Dicey Dungeons. Play Brutal Orchestra.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we carry the flame
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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hellojed @hellojed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the reason games like this are so linear is that making levels at this fidelity level is really expensive. I still remember a conversation working on Call Of Duty where someone shot down a branching hallway because the player might not see it and it cost half a million or something to art out
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 10/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! It's Dracula
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 19/05/2026
Have you identified a pervasive societal problem or was one person weird to you
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"AI will kill us all but we need to keep developing it because what happens if a bad actor does it instead?" I have way more faith in the Chinese government to put a stop to development of The Computer that Kills Everyone than the US.
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