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Strong Cuban Gamer. I love nature and my pets and take photos of those things. Photography page: freshairhikes.bsky.social

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 8h
explains why nobody is buying one
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
witcher 3 tips for beginners 😇: -let the wanderlust consume you. there are no wrong moves. just explore -you can change the difficulty at anytime, crank it up or down if youre not having fun. -enjoy one of the best games ever
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i never even got to play w3 on anything beyond low-medium settings, playing it on settings way beyond the original max is gonna blow my balls off
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
witcher 3 tn we gamers are blessed 😇
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[You can now collect loot while riding a horse] Mother of god.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
daisy makes sure im up at 6am every day. shes so kind
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
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• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theres a nature trail by the office. i love fall
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
inventing a guy that hates chilis/alehouse type places. "ohhh i hate the communal vibe and cheap food. i hate getting a 5$ cocktail that is all alcohol because the kid that poured it doesnt give a shit" lets beat this guy's ass
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
take me to chili's
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
loading up fortnite
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gonna rain a lot this weekend so i have no choice but to chill w my pups and game. 😇
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/09/2026
Why it took years for a story about Bobby Kotick sending journalists legal threats to come out aftermath.site/aftermath-hour...
bobby kotick looking unhappy (from the film moneyball)
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
learn to sit back and observe meme
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you should be allowed a 2 hour paid nap if its raining
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/09/2026
fun addition to this: kotick didn't just threaten publications, he threatened individuals. One of his lawyers was tasked with keeping an eye on every post I wrote about him, and they'd hound ownership about them if they didnt like them.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its awesome that this could be a blue typhoon, just complete devastation for the nazi party and democrats cant even agree on whether or not to impeach trump. you know the guy building concentration camps. because rabid fascist freaks like schumer and duckworth love that stuff
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george / king bore haha @kingborehaha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
metroid prime game that takes place entirely in dracula's castle
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do you invent a sword?
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2 millionth puff piece about sam altmans brazen crime spree framed as 'genius' came out and I have some thoughts about the kind of human slime that would write such pieces. but im going to stay chill.
learn to sit back and observe meme
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this game is cool as hell
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(ssris having concerning reaction with caffeine somehow) i bet when link is sailing the seas in windwaker the air smells incredible
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i can turn super saiyan, but the government has scouters and theyll ruin my life
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every new desperate gambit from this admin is like, hey what if we pissed off the whole world again?
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
square enix: hey i know a lot of you bought dragonquest 11 on the switch at full price, and this rerelease is a simple 60fps patch with no new content. on behalf of all of us at square enix we'd just like to say: fuck you lmao. pay us bitch.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/09/2026
the inverted castle is pretty bad in reality, grinds the games pacing to a halt, sucks to navigate, big unsatisfying fetch quest, either way too hard or way too easy if you have the right items but i think all that is a fair trade off for the moment where you realise there's a second castle
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bob would know
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of things make me feel kind of dumb, including how to take at face value the logic of “we are a multibillion dollar transnational industry building a vengeful elder god, and we definitely won’t stop unless you regulate us the way we want, which is a secret.”
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thinking about how witcher 3 has some really heartbreaking choices. theres no good/evil geralt meter, theres no screen showing you faction reputations. you make your decisions and they have far reaching consequences, and you have to live with the results.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
witcher 3 next week. im so hype boys
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmfao
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you for reading my constant tangents. work will be normal next week and I will redeploy "post once a day if i remember" attack formation
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing melons 😘
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harper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
microsoft doesnt need to do this btw. theyre still turning massive profits. it just isnt the projected profits they promised investors. so heads need to roll. the heads of management and executives that directly caused this? no, of course not, the brilliant minds actually doing the work need to go.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i dont think it gets any clearer that microsoft is fucked. laid off hundreds of employees with decades of experience in an effort to cut with no plan. remaining employees are anonymously telling the press that the mood in the office is "everyone is standing on the plank wondering when they'll fall."
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23/09/2026
There is no plan aftermath.site/microsoft-xbox...
master chief looking sad (even though he has a helmet on and you can't see his face; it's the body language, I think)
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i imagined that when this administration was in its death throes it would become very dangerous and ramp up the violence exponentially. seeing them whimper, beg and repeatedly shoot themselves in desperation while firing hundreds of ice agents is unbelievably good news lol.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you are not only seeing Sharma's managerial style in these moves, but also the clear influence of people who have been desperate to treat game development as a spreadsheet venture for years at Xbox and are finally getting their chance.
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