Reposted by Mallory WhereEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12hMapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing 182664506
Reposted by Mallory WhereMallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 26/07/2026all my opps are morons and I am beautiful and I will never die 0263
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 22hgetting an "I like your necklace" from someone who clearly Knows hits real fucking good 0120
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 23h@coyotegirl.online glad to hear you’re thriving, girlypop 🫶 160
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 29/09/2026I went to Stanford’s LGBT clinic to see if I could get my HRT prescribed there for insurance reasons, and they told me they don’t have *anyone* above 4mg estradiol valerate weekly or more than 250 pg/mL *mid-cycle*, and I laughed in their faces and told them I was just gonna go 170
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 29/09/2026Does anyone else read this type of paywall notice as highkey threatening 2131
Reposted by Mallory Whereeevee @eev.ee · 29/09/2026look if nothing else, our culture would get over its prudishness real fucking fast if there were a macro wolf guy who was just jacking off downtown and rubbing his balls on buildings and whatever. instant, massive icebreaker. but none of that can happen without this small business loan 314631
Reposted by Mallory WhereRevenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026being a trans woman is in fact a kind of an anachronism in our age bc it requires belief in things, in the capacity to know oneself and the needs of one’s body. a surprising amount of ppl don’t think that is possible 07817
Reposted by Mallory WhereRevenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026see cis ppl love to say that trans ppl are postmodern nihilism or something but we’re not, thats just a condition we are subjected to bc cis ppl would rather destroy meaning than let us be a part of it 1789
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm sort of like if the snuggliest cinnamon bun in the world were operationally responsible for multiple petabytes of sensitive and expensive data 080
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 28/09/2026Something I really love about my mom is that people keep saying I look just like her (especially since FFS) and she’s always so happy and proud about that. Like I could see some cis women getting weirdly defensive about being told they look like a trans woman. Not her though. She’s cool. 1120
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to formally apologize to Andy Beshear; I simply was not familiar with your game 170
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 27/09/2026Regrettably, I do think more people need to know about the coercive aspects of the sex cult [derogatory] that runs much of Silicon Valley 060
Reposted by Mallory WhereFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby. 372453289
Reposted by Mallory WhereBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Harvest Moon rising behind Chicago Harbor Lighthouse on Saturday evening in Chicago. 261479270
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 26/09/2026Yud is sort of like a Reverse Fisher King in that we could repair the world if we could only go back in time and give him an atomic wedgie 1282
Reposted by Mallory WherePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2073032276
Reposted by Mallory Wherelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026but what if i want to vibe cream a rat poison flavor in my ninja ice cream maker?? it's my right as an american to do so. it will have 60 grams of protein in addition to killing me instantly 1343914
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 24/09/2026Sirred! by the septuagenarian hotel reservations desk lady 170
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m not dumb enough to post my birthday on god’s own internet. But I am *celebrating* it this week, so if you wanted to e.g. wish a girl a happy birthday, this would not be a weird time to do that 12120
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 23/09/2026walking into a SWE interview and, when asked to reverse a doubly-linked list, declaring "I am the code" 2100
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes I like to imagine explaining to one of these Third Way think tank assholes that the DSA is significantly to the right of my politics & enumerating my positions to them & watching them shrink and become fearful and begin to regard me as a kind of folk demon 180
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 23/09/2026can I use this platform to place a bet on whether this specific decision will definitively crash the US economy 070
Reposted by Mallory WhereQT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think trans people don't exclusively want cis people to not vote for democrats that are anti-trans. I think that trans people want cis people to raise almighty hell about it until every democrat is ten toes down on trans rights, rendering the issue moot. 101360330
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 22/09/2026[Les Miserables Cast Voice] to give a puppy uppies is to see the face of dooooooggggggg 071
Reposted by Mallory WhereMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457561512
Reposted by Mallory Wherevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little 13587811
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 20/09/2026okay so I have fully come down with a case of "I could live in Portland" itis 090
Reposted by Mallory WhereCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026going on the offensive would be committing to passing and enforcing pro-trans shit going on the defensive would be publicly committing to the idea that we are human and no anti-trans policy is getting through you "what if our transphobia does splash damage" is negotiation to protect cis people 318628
Reposted by Mallory WhereKunt Vonnegut™️ @op-ivymoon.northsky.social · 15/09/2026Trans rights: 016852
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 20/09/2026What the fuck causes like 6 democratic pols to all either do transphobic ads or make transphobic statements in interviews in the space of like two weeks 3110
Reposted by Mallory Whereshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking 234319754
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 18/09/2026Briefly convinced myself that a Mazda license plate bracket said “Wazda” & now I’m imaging Mazda’s Wario 170
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 17/09/2026So far like a quarter of the people I’ve seen in Portland have been trans lol this town rules 1110
Reposted by Mallory WhereGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 17/09/2026what is a skyscraper but Mother Earth's strap? 🤔 061
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 17/09/2026Difficult to overstate the extent to which “the first thing you learn is that there’s always a clock ticking somewhere” is, like, a foundational text of my life. God this show was incredible 150
Reposted by Mallory Where👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 16/09/2026i am a serious proponent of the thesis that becoming aware of the existence of trans women and girls in a serious way, without exception, is a cognitohazard or memetic entity type thing that permakills their previous conceptual logic of how the world works and transforms them for good or bad 1258375
Mallory Where @malwhere.northsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s so bizarre touching my throat and not feeling an adam’s apple anymore. like wtf my neck is just a smooth tube 190
