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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️

@kmoney202.bsky.social
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A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia My posty’s: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kiobkk5pp3zdi2icfi5u3qbn/feed/aaagxf5jfetng

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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
You know what’s top tier? Your mom.
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Eating an egg roll. Thought of you.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Not now, I’m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress: Zero interest for six months
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Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters. It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My kid: Can I eat in the bathtub? Me: Are you high?
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
In the song We Built This City, they have a traffic report on a Saturday and I think about that a lot.
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Haha thats hilarious. Ok seriously, how do you pronounce Ghislaine
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I thought Hulk Hogan was like 60 in 1985 so the fact that he lived to 100 is amazing.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Your Mom knows who took her to Poundtown last summer
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The Pope’s scrotum is sac-religious
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Here’s the thing, nobody cares.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
*puts your dad on my to do list*
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
fuck it we ball up and cry
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'd take a time machine back to 1800 and do all the crimes.
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The best way to purge rage is exercise.
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’m a grown, 46 yr old woman. Of course I have a Labubu.
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Imagine being mean to me and I’m just over here dressing up my Labubu and strapping it into its carseat to take a trip to Walmart
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I have nothing to bitch about right now
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Every rug is an area rug. I’ll take no discussion on this topic.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I set my AC to winter wind chill
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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I have ADHD. No one has EVER gotten my undivided attention.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’m usually the first one at work so if there’s a killer in the building I hope those karate YouTube videos I watched come in handy.
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Falcon @jvesdale.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
In my experience, you have to make an effort and avoid making the same mistake twice.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I just misspelled ‘laptop’ so badly that predictive text thought I was going for ‘platoon’
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
He’s a 10 but that’s just how many times he asked for boob pics in our first conversation
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
He is not a 10. On a good day, he is a 4. He is me.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
inception but it’s me traumatizing my therapist’s therapist
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/07/2025
I have lots of old antibiotics to trade when can we transition to post-apocalyptic life
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Just need someone to lay on top of me like a weighted blanket. No weirdos.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My Mom says I’m funny
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’ll eat 7 string cheeses and hide the wrappers in your pillow case idgaf
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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️ @kmoney202.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I’m pretty so what
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DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Good luck getting older without turning into one of your parents.
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
For this 4th of July I want to be Canadian
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My love language in another language
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If the dude selling you fireworks isn't missing at least one finger, you're getting a raw deal.
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