iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026

Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 4h

not everyone knows this but drinking isn’t the only way to ingest the blood of your enemies, you can also toss it with some pasta or spread it on a piece of toast

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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍁 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 17h

The word is out on whale street 🫍

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

There’s a persistent myth that old house timbers were squared with an adze and the tool nerd in me wants to scream LARGE TIMBERS WERE HEWN WITH A BROAD AXE – ADZES WERE GENERALLY USED TO HEW SMALLER SCANTLING OR FOR SHIP BUILDING and this is why I live alone in a car in a state forest

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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 18h

I made beer bread because I love beer, and I love bread

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Never change, Community Notes.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Maybe just a little bite? Good morning! 🩷

A plate with flowers on it. it says don’t bite the hand that fingers you or whatever that saying is

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't forget to slow down today

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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh wow. A stadium with a roof other than Tropicana Field caused issues with a ball hit into the roof. 🤭

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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It was awfully loud in here for a team that supposedly has no fans.

Tropicana Field during Game 1 of the ALDS vs the Yankees

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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍁 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So, an eleven 💘

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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍁 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it's like a bylaw in NYC 💘

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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍁 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you have ever wondered, "is there a place where I can go & see folks in a boat race, but all the boats are giant pumpkins?" Windsor, Nova Scotia y'all 🧡✨️🎃 novascotiavacation.ca/events/winds...

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Head to the Windsor waterfront on Sunday, October 11, 2026 for one of the most unusual races in the world: paddlers carving giant pumpkins into boats and racing

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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As men, we always think our aim is perfect, but the real moment of truth is when it’s time to clean the toilet.

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 03/10/2026

People shouldn't go into trades because it can be hard on your body is a headass take

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Opening a daycare as a front for my Fight Club for babies.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have a confession: I went on a dating app only 1 time, only matched with 1 person, and then blocked him when he told me his favorite Will Ferrell movie.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Landscapers be like, "I need a little something to take the hedge off."

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'M A NORMAL, CUM-LOVING HUMAN

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m just here for the pigs in blankets. Also my fanny pack is full of chocolate pudding if you want some.

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Weirdre Lee 🌙💞✨️🍁 @deirdrelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is it soon? IT'S SOON, RIGHT?!

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my husband watching me unhinge my jaw and tip my head back to get the last crumbs from the cheetos bag

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

deep pan sexual

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 03/09/2026

When do the assholes destined for hell start dying?

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 05/05/2026

[McDonald's Drive Thru @ 3:00AM] Me: A number nine with a large fry and coke to drink and that'll be all. My BF: Don't you want anything to eat? Me: Yeah, but your asshole is already in the truck.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 09/09/2026

Thank you to everyone who has donated and/or shared this

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 17/02/2026

God: *listening to an AI generated prayer* Now they've gone too far!

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 19/01/2026

Spilt my guts to him in a drunk text that would give Cervantes a run for his money for long-windedness, he replied with an emoji

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 13/09/2026

The thing about tragic events is one quickly learns who ones true friends are

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 21/09/2026

The thing about tragic events is they have the ability to highlight the good of humanity, but also the bad

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 22/09/2026

[Dinner Table] Aidan's Friend: *slicing and spilling meatloaf everywhere* Me: Dude, that's it you're going to rehab with Aidan to learn to feed yourself again

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 29/09/2026

Playboy just out here acting like everything is normal