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Julien Celine

@kjcdb.bsky.social
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All you fascists are bound to lose (eventually)

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RIP Cassandra Wilson ❤️🎶 youtu.be/P0DVBarGotg?...
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Cassandra Wilson - Shelter From the Storm
YouTube video by RetroMidnight
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No doubt the academic freedom lovers who are currently so exercised about the suspension of a racist in Belgium will be swinging into action
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Nathan Cofnas
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Even worse than MAGA taking their cues from a demented President is MAGA taking their cues from Truth Social posts ostensibly written by him but instead posted by a 35 year old unhinged stalker.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every cybertruck sold should come with a baby on board sign
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Platinum blonde actress Patricia Arquette in a black old-timey cabriolet, staring mysteriously (and somewhat bored) into the camera, from David Lynch’s movie Lost Highway
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Jeff Billington @facesofjeff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tina Turner with speech bubble
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Erik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful.
The cover of the album August and Everything After by Counting Crows, featuring the band name and album title in handwriting against a yellowish hard background of a handwritten lyric sheet
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
The cover of the album King by Belly, depicting dice and card symbols against a yellowish hard to define background photo
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just saw The Odyssey. It was super disappointing. Most of the actors were white dudes and it ended up being a normie, hetero love story. I was told it was Woke Propaganda, but turns out it’s just an ancient classic of western civilization.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nancy meets @bodegacats.bsky.social
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/06/2026
everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about you are pretty clueless tbh
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Darin Flynn @phono-logical.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bijna bij 0-2 gaan slapen…
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
President Trump is actually jealous of Belgium for at least getting a tie against Iran.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 13/06/2026
I don’t like living in a timeline where a stunningly evil corrupt white supremacist trillionaire can casually cause the murder of hundreds of thousands of people, and still get press coverage that DOESN”T EVEN MENTION IT.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
BEATNIK THURSDAY
BORED SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB, WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS

SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh yes, I’ll be having a brat summer Beers Raves And The creeping, lingering feeling that I’ve let life slip between my fingers, what was once a thin, barely-audible whine now a deafening tumult, as though someone has turned up a radio which bawls out my errors and follies, numbing and v
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Ian Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You know what they say: when in Rome, stop worrying about how the hell you got there, get to the British Embassy and explain to them you suddenly found yourself in Rome in your pyjamas and is there any way you could get home?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Testing tje edit fumction
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just to point out, he is not talking about the United States blowing up dozens of Venezuelan boats in the Caribbean Sea. I know it can be confusing.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
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Protect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Stop the pigeon hate!
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Very good Private Eye cover this week.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In a very real way, the President of the United States should be held to the highest standard of conduct in the whole country. Somehow, he’s held to a lower (nonexistent) standard of conduct than literally everyone else. It’s unfathomable.
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I may as well reshare it myself 😇
NUNS:
Reading
Praying
ECSTATIC VISIONS.
Gardening
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/07/2024
I hate living in interesting times.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
59.5K Retweets 294K LikesLance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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238.7K LikesPaul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
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5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likesdustin Couch
@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Keep your snacks close. Your friends and enemies will sort themselves out.
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