Reposted by Julien Celineweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107332534
Reposted by Julien CelineKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5976542132
Reposted by Julien CelineSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191513868
Reposted by Julien CelineMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297777666
Reposted by Julien CelineLifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky 301929519
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026RIP Cassandra Wilson ❤️🎶 youtu.be/P0DVBarGotg?...youtu.beCassandra Wilson - Shelter From the StormYouTube video by RetroMidnight 010
Reposted by Julien CelineHari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No doubt the academic freedom lovers who are currently so exercised about the suspension of a racist in Belgium will be swinging into action 27912
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Nathan Cofnas 000
Reposted by Julien CelineMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Even worse than MAGA taking their cues from a demented President is MAGA taking their cues from Truth Social posts ostensibly written by him but instead posted by a 35 year old unhinged stalker. 835086
Reposted by Julien Celinelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 20/08/2026every cybertruck sold should come with a baby on board sign 411731
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 000
Reposted by Julien CelineSir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on 693337694
Reposted by Julien CelineErik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age. 261894385
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful. 000
Reposted by Julien CelineMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just saw The Odyssey. It was super disappointing. Most of the actors were white dudes and it ended up being a normie, hetero love story. I was told it was Woke Propaganda, but turns out it’s just an ancient classic of western civilization. 1042226
Reposted by Julien Celine🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/06/2026everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about you are pretty clueless tbh 1228872
Reposted by Julien CelineLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80113993391
Reposted by Julien CelineDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test 735099
Reposted by Julien CelineTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas. 522066
Reposted by Julien CelineMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/06/2026President Trump is actually jealous of Belgium for at least getting a tie against Iran. 141041208
Reposted by Julien CelineCharles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 13/06/2026I don’t like living in a timeline where a stunningly evil corrupt white supremacist trillionaire can casually cause the murder of hundreds of thousands of people, and still get press coverage that DOESN”T EVEN MENTION IT. 16917
Reposted by Julien CelineAsh Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please! 488136603322
Reposted by Julien CelineNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/05/2026BEATNIK THURSDAY 724941
Reposted by Julien CelineAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Oh yes, I’ll be having a brat summer Beers Raves And The creeping, lingering feeling that I’ve let life slip between my fingers, what was once a thin, barely-audible whine now a deafening tumult, as though someone has turned up a radio which bawls out my errors and follies, numbing and v 011426
Reposted by Julien CelineIan Hall @ian64.bsky.social · 24/05/2026You know what they say: when in Rome, stop worrying about how the hell you got there, get to the British Embassy and explain to them you suddenly found yourself in Rome in your pyjamas and is there any way you could get home? 083
Reposted by Julien CelineJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/05/2026engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree 852328305
Reposted by Julien CelineJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Just to point out, he is not talking about the United States blowing up dozens of Venezuelan boats in the Caribbean Sea. I know it can be confusing. 361575496
Reposted by Julien Celinejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485338988
Reposted by Julien CelineProtect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Stop the pigeon hate! 48929
Reposted by Julien CelineNic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good! 214237374016
Reposted by Julien CelineIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Very good Private Eye cover this week. 6666158
Reposted by Julien CelineGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026In a very real way, the President of the United States should be held to the highest standard of conduct in the whole country. Somehow, he’s held to a lower (nonexistent) standard of conduct than literally everyone else. It’s unfathomable. 271558330
Reposted by Julien CelineThe Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music. 58533131
Reposted by Julien CelineEmily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I may as well reshare it myself 😇 5168001708
Reposted by Julien CelineKaren Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying 6695953544
Reposted by Julien Celine Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/07/2024I hate living in interesting times. 850652
Reposted by Julien CelineMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 06/04/2026We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another). 2443
Reposted by Julien CelineDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™ 6663471767
Reposted by Julien CelineYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351128846
Reposted by Julien CelineJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Keep your snacks close. Your friends and enemies will sort themselves out. 016258