Reposted by Julien Celineweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by Julien CelineKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5976562133
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It doubtlessly says that in the AI excuse me SI enhanced version Nathalie shows him 010
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This fart right agitator put a little too much effort into the joke to make it look spontaneous as intended 020
Reposted by Julien CelineSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191513868
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Did it also explain what’s antisemitic about ‘Free Palestine’? 000
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is this unflinching support in the room with us now? 091
Reposted by Julien CelineMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297787666
Reposted by Julien CelineLifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky 301929519
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I kinda liked him though until someone pointed out he dresses quite lousily… 000
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I recently learned about this from this lovely @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social book. Nice to see the actual footage here! 010
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026RIP Cassandra Wilson ❤️🎶 youtu.be/P0DVBarGotg?...youtu.beCassandra Wilson - Shelter From the StormYouTube video by RetroMidnight 010
Reposted by Julien CelineHari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No doubt the academic freedom lovers who are currently so exercised about the suspension of a racist in Belgium will be swinging into action 27912
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Nathan Cofnas 000
Reposted by Julien CelineMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Even worse than MAGA taking their cues from a demented President is MAGA taking their cues from Truth Social posts ostensibly written by him but instead posted by a 35 year old unhinged stalker. 835086
Reposted by Julien Celinelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 20/08/2026every cybertruck sold should come with a baby on board sign 411731
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 000
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026They’re not a form of speculation, it’s just gambling 000
Reposted by Julien CelineSir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on 693337694
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ringland was nooit meer dan een psyop om de andere protestbewegingen in het Oosterweelverhaal in te kapselen 280
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Er zou inderdaad heel wat meer verontwaardiging mogen zijn over deze door het Marokkaanse regime veroorzaakte humanitaire ramp. Helaas deren verdronken vluchtelingen de Europe publieke opinie al lang niet meer 000
Reposted by Julien CelineErik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age. 261894385
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ik heb deze vraag gesteld aan @chrisaalberts.bsky.social, niet aan een rando die ervan uitgaat dat Israël de Palestijnen vóór 7/10/2023 (een dag waarop dingen gebeurd zijn waar ik absoluut niet achter sta) voorbeeldig heeft bejegend 110
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ik volg jou (vanuit België) omdat ik je onderdompeling in NL partijmeetings ed. interessant vind, maar wat Israël betreft heb ik de indruk dat je blindelings CIDI volgt. Dus bij deze: wat vind je van wat de Israëlische staat / het Israëlische leger doen in Gaza en de Westelijke Jordaanoever? 110
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Pro tip: als je pro Israël bent (of “neutraal” daarover) zit je niet n het midden 240
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You guys know there’s a current US president who falls asleep on the job and rambles incoherently on the daily? 0110
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful. 000
Reposted by Julien CelineMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just saw The Odyssey. It was super disappointing. Most of the actors were white dudes and it ended up being a normie, hetero love story. I was told it was Woke Propaganda, but turns out it’s just an ancient classic of western civilization. 1042226
Reposted by Julien Celine🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/06/2026everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about you are pretty clueless tbh 1228872
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026youtu.be/0HhitAUML4A?...youtu.beSerge Gainsbourg et Jane Birkin "69 année érotique" | Archive INAYouTube video by INA Chansons 000
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Vooral als je er rekening mee houdt dat die F-35’s zelfs niet zullen werken als de VS sympathie heeft voor de tegenstander 010
Reposted by Julien CelineLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80113993391
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026… and neither the Washington Post nor NYT dare call it what it is: corruption. 061
Reposted by Julien CelineDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test 735099
Reposted by Julien CelineTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas. 522066
Reposted by Julien CelineMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/06/2026President Trump is actually jealous of Belgium for at least getting a tie against Iran. 141041208
Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026That’s probably because the EU requires non-detachable caps, and the UK gets lumped in with ‘other markets’ www.euronews.com/2024/07/02/w...euronews.comWhy are bottle caps now attached to the bottle?A new requirement for a tethered design for plastic caps on drinks bottles officially comes into force in the EU on Wednesday, but what’s behind the move? 110