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Julien Celine

@kjcdb.bsky.social
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All you fascists are bound to lose (eventually)

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It doubtlessly says that in the AI excuse me SI enhanced version Nathalie shows him
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This fart right agitator put a little too much effort into the joke to make it look spontaneous as intended
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did it also explain what’s antisemitic about ‘Free Palestine’?
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like a charm!
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this unflinching support in the room with us now?
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday, legendary cartoon & creator!
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IMMOSCOOPMAN!
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I kinda liked him though until someone pointed out he dresses quite lousily…
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s hope it’s a moot point soon
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I recently learned about this from this lovely @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social book. Nice to see the actual footage here!
An Instagram photo of a cold brew, a brownie and a book on a coffee bar terrace table. The book is called The Smiths, a Novella and was written by Michael Bracewell
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RIP Cassandra Wilson ❤️🎶 youtu.be/P0DVBarGotg?...
youtu.be
Cassandra Wilson - Shelter From the Storm
YouTube video by RetroMidnight
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No doubt the academic freedom lovers who are currently so exercised about the suspension of a racist in Belgium will be swinging into action
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Nathan Cofnas
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Even worse than MAGA taking their cues from a demented President is MAGA taking their cues from Truth Social posts ostensibly written by him but instead posted by a 35 year old unhinged stalker.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
every cybertruck sold should come with a baby on board sign
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Platinum blonde actress Patricia Arquette in a black old-timey cabriolet, staring mysteriously (and somewhat bored) into the camera, from David Lynch’s movie Lost Highway
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They’re not a form of speculation, it’s just gambling
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Jeff Billington @facesofjeff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tina Turner with speech bubble
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cosy
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ringland was nooit meer dan een psyop om de andere protestbewegingen in het Oosterweelverhaal in te kapselen
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Er zou inderdaad heel wat meer verontwaardiging mogen zijn over deze door het Marokkaanse regime veroorzaakte humanitaire ramp. Helaas deren verdronken vluchtelingen de Europe publieke opinie al lang niet meer
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Erik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ik heb deze vraag gesteld aan @chrisaalberts.bsky.social, niet aan een rando die ervan uitgaat dat Israël de Palestijnen vóór 7/10/2023 (een dag waarop dingen gebeurd zijn waar ik absoluut niet achter sta) voorbeeldig heeft bejegend
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ik volg jou (vanuit België) omdat ik je onderdompeling in NL partijmeetings ed. interessant vind, maar wat Israël betreft heb ik de indruk dat je blindelings CIDI volgt. Dus bij deze: wat vind je van wat de Israëlische staat / het Israëlische leger doen in Gaza en de Westelijke Jordaanoever?
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pro tip: als je pro Israël bent (of “neutraal” daarover) zit je niet n het midden
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You guys know there’s a current US president who falls asleep on the job and rambles incoherently on the daily?
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful.
The cover of the album August and Everything After by Counting Crows, featuring the band name and album title in handwriting against a yellowish hard background of a handwritten lyric sheet
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
The cover of the album King by Belly, depicting dice and card symbols against a yellowish hard to define background photo
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just saw The Odyssey. It was super disappointing. Most of the actors were white dudes and it ended up being a normie, hetero love story. I was told it was Woke Propaganda, but turns out it’s just an ancient classic of western civilization.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nancy meets @bodegacats.bsky.social
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wager… is that a fancy word for gambling?
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God, I love that book
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/06/2026
everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about you are pretty clueless tbh
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
youtu.be/0HhitAUML4A?...
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Serge Gainsbourg et Jane Birkin "69 année érotique" | Archive INA
YouTube video by INA Chansons
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Darin Flynn @phono-logical.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vooral als je er rekening mee houdt dat die F-35’s zelfs niet zullen werken als de VS sympathie heeft voor de tegenstander
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
… and neither the Washington Post nor NYT dare call it what it is: corruption.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bijna bij 0-2 gaan slapen…
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me: the word “Boob” has five boobs in it — top, front and side view therapist: okay I think we can skip the rorschach test
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Are you sure it wasn’t a lectern?
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
President Trump is actually jealous of Belgium for at least getting a tie against Iran.
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Julien Celine @kjcdb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s probably because the EU requires non-detachable caps, and the UK gets lumped in with ‘other markets’ www.euronews.com/2024/07/02/w...
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Why are bottle caps now attached to the bottle?
A new requirement for a tethered design for plastic caps on drinks bottles officially comes into force in the EU on Wednesday, but what’s behind the move?
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