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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...

Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting

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Misty Water Calamari @kittenparades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I'm dressed this way because I have good news and bad news..."

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thinking about this again and smiling

“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

Approximately 200 cases of spontaneous human combustion have occurred worldwide and frankly, that’s nowhere near enough.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At long last, we will be allowed to fuck the penguins

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

My final wish is for someone to stick a pair of googly eyes on the outside of my body bag.

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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh im so tired of 'difficult' being used in this manner. difficult would be taxing and redistributing wealth. constantly cutting welfare is not difficult for a british government. it's literally been the norm for 35 years.

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"oh but now we will give the money we saved to those who really need it" no we fucking won't and you fucking know it.

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"oh but middle class people will get that pittance" just fuck off man. Either you're an idiot or a liar. Either way, fuck off.

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will never get over how funny it is when people act as if LTNs are this gigantic boogeyman rather than just some well-placed bollards to get them to take a different route.

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI comic

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

That's when it started getting funny again.

Inscription under a carving saying Jesus falls a third time.

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

You know that awful shriek dogs make when someone steps on their tail? I once knew a dog who learned that if he quietly placed the fluffy part of his tail under someone's foot and shrieked, he'd get a treat. Anyway totally unrelated but I hear transphobes are still finding things to be upset about

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Of course the thing with “who is really English” is that the most important function it has for the people who wield it is actually Who Is Not

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rodney, you plonker, you've travelled back in time to the second world war and you're using it to commit bigamy!

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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(chef's kiss)

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK

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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can't believe they've cut the Bayeux Tapestry in half so as to create a cliffhanger at the end of the first half. And they aren't sending the second half over till 2028. Outrageous.

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would really love to know just how come it was that the commentariat collectively convinced itself that the sensible common sense was "the British state pension is an unaffordable luxury."

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.

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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 17/09/2026

We’ve held a village referendum

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There can only be 50 officially diagnosed ADHD people in a country and we must fight for a seat at the table. The table is round like in Camelot and we assemble twice a year. We don't get anything done at all.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum

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6h

I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seymour's dinner Simpsons meme with Superintendent Chalmers pointing at the UK and exclaiming "Good Lord! What is happening in there?!"

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"I sent a dick pic to an orangutan" - title of my sext ape

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I see yer ma's got a new warning sign

Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'

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jamie1972.bsky.social @jamie1972.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I once destroyed a traffic light as I thought it contained death lasers.

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) is away for the weekend, so me and Bertie the cat are attempting to watch every Star Trek movie in order. He loves my Star Trek gags, the cat.

A picture of Deforestation and another of DeForest Kelley

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This just in: modern day slaves briefly able to slow down orphan crushing machine.

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Misty Water Calamari @kittenparades.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you ride around wearing a 100k watch and someone takes it off you, then it should be considered theirs now. You are clearly too stupid to have a watch.

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Man denies stealing £100,000 watch from actor in central London

Rachid Bouchibane is accused of stealing a Patek Philippe watch from Alexander Johnson in 2024.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 06/09/2026

"Masked activists bring chaos to Dover in protest against migrants" "Trans activists show who they really are: a violent mob"

Telegraph page 5 today - Masked activists bring chaos to Dover in protest against migrants and Who are the disguised protesters who brought port to a standstill?

Telegraph 20 April 2025 - Trans activists show who they really are: a violent mob"

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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Labour MP & ex-immigration minister Mike Tapp here, telling the racists they’re right, & criticising them only for going about it wrong & being insufficiently appreciative of the government’s efforts to placate them, and also equating racists with the targets of racism

Dover knows better than most the pressures immigration and border disruption can bring. We have lived on the front line of the small-boats crisis for years. We have also endured queues and gridlock caused by changes to cross-Channel travel.
So the last thing Dover needs is another group deliberately blocking our roads.

There is another irony.
Small-boat arrivals this summer were down 46% compared with last year. Government action is starting to work: stronger cooperation with France, more disruption of smuggling gangs, more arrests and more returns.
People have every right to protest about immigration. They have every right to demand stronger borders. But intimidating a town in balaclavas and blocking one of Britain’s most important ports? That isn’t the way to do it.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tbf, technically "the boats" does include ferries with families coming back for the kids to get to school including that cow Hollie and her new bloke taking the kids on a late trip to eurodisney in the inset days, they've started calling him "dad" 😠

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/09/2026

almost word for word

Screenshot of tweet from @InternetHippo:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"

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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026

This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...

a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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Craig Grannell @craiggrannell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Also: “I said I’d do politics differently, so here is more of the exact same tiresome bullshit about migrants and asylum seekers in an attempt to satisfy the right-wing press and Reform voters, who will never be satisfied by anything Labour does anyway”.

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Pat Ashe @patrickashe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

New desk has a bizarre glass viewing panel into one of the drawers and I didn’t know what to put there so currently I have the Snorlax plush I’ve had since I was a kid lying in state.

A glass viewing panel on a desk, Snorlax is peacefully resting in the drawer.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026

If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What I love about that six word Hemingway story, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is that in those few words we instantly grasp the sadness of what it is trying to tell us: the baby was so freakishly massive when it was born that it could never wear the shoes its parents had bought for it.

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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

always pay attention to the real ppl in these photos.

pat macfadden, sadiq khan, andy burnham dressed in sainsbury’s gear in an aisle at a sainsbury’s supermarket.

of to the side are deeply unimpressed sainsbury’s workers who have looks of despair, bemusement, and second hand embarrassment.

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