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Salacious B. Cummin

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 1h
Rantzen dead? She'll never face justice for Jill Dando now
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can say any old bollocks on the internet, can't you?
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A fleeting photograph of Otley corner shop, with impressively poor signage.The classic 'graphic design is my passion' meme
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
'hey baby, welcome to the...
A sign from a museum display about UK river fish. The sign reads 'CHUB ZONE'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A close up shot of a squirrel, looking towards the camera
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eric Quavers
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nice! Happy for Gordon, he put a lot of work in in the last game, good for him to get on the scoreboard
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can't say I feel good about this game lads
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mad Men's Pete Campbell saying 'I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There's no way I ever was going to vote for her
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hi @bbc 6 music. Please stop playing that absolutely dogshit new Foo Fighters single thanks
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Metallica Queens of the stone age The cooper temple clause Viagra boys Radiohead Aphex Twin Shellac McLusky Tool System of a down
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I wondered where I'd left them tbf
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Norovirus! At the Hotel
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Possibly one of the best covers ever recorded
youtu.be
Gun - Word Up
YouTube video by GunVEVO
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A screenshot of the Simpsons, where sideshow bow repeatedly steps on rakes. His face has been replaced by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, QC, a really dumb cunt
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I suspect it's probably not great that every night I put the kids to bed, then look at the news and find yet another thing that makes me wonder if we'll all live long enough for them to have kids of their own
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Agree to disagree 🍊🍊🍊 @stefgotbooted.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Death, death, to Labour Party.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She's Gortin' and she's Dentin' alright
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Well, it's nice to wake up to some good news for once
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Oh ho, don't mind if I do. Shame Project House is such a poor venue though
Europe & UK tour dates for the drone metal band Sunn O)))
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Mt. St. Michel + St. Michael's Mount, Aphex Twin
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
TFW you send your troops to seize an airfield, allegedly defended by T72s, with no armour or air support
Colonel Ferrando, leader of a recon marine detachment in Generation Kill, caught mid speech, looking weird.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Wielicza salt mine
A statue of Copernicus, carved from saltA statue of King Kazimierz, carved from saltA cheeky little gnome, carved from saltA view from above of the Wielicza chapel, entirely carved from salt. Europe's largest underground church.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sleep.wav
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Nice quick post gym tea- gochujang chicken fried rice, with eggs, sriracha, soy sauce and sesame seeds.
A bowl of gochujang chicken fried rice, with eggs, sriracha, soy sauce and sesame seeds.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Album cover for Rage Against the Machine's eponymous debut album
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You know it baby
Your 226 word: Based
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just been to my son's carol concert. I have to say, it's a bit tight giving the kid with a lisp the line 'Caesar Augustus said there was to be a census'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Interesting to see malt loaf come out as a rather compliant bottom
A packet of malt loaf with a sign on it saying 'top me however you like'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The medical engineering guys are doing nothing to counter the nerd accusations. Have just followed two of them down the corridor and could hear them debating the finer points of deep Warhammer 40k lore. Fair play lads
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The 5 year old just asked me to sketch a Santa that he can copy for a Christmas card drawing competition at school. Think I've just created sleep paralysis demon santa
A rather evil looking Santa, sketched on paper
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Cheese and marmite bagels for lunch. Sorry if this offends
Four halves of bagels, covered in cheese, bubbling under the grill
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK
A shopping bag, the words on the side partially obscured so that all that can be seen are the words 'cool as cum'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Post two characters who bring you happiness
media.tenor.com
a man with a mask on his face is sitting in a chair with another man behind him
Alt: DS9's Quark and Odo, in Odo's office
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Define your musical taste in 8 artists: 1- Queens of the Stone Age 2- Godspeed you! Black emperor 3- Tool 4- Davy Graham 5- Smog 6- System of a down 7- Funkadelic 8- DJ Format
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF
A brown haired @marshalplugnut, mid beard trim, with a considerable but quite sleazy moustache. A beard bib is tied around the neck.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with
A pancake that has settled in the pan in the rough shape of the Wu-Tang symbol
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If I was a leading member of a party planning to lower the voting age to 16 I wouldn't keep disparaging 'sixth form' politics, but who am I to judge
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"call Gibbo"
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Whoopsie daisy
News headline which states: Charlie Kirk says gun deaths 'unfortunately' worth it to keep 2nd amendment Simpsons screenshot of a bumbling fool saying 'uh-oh, spaghettio's?'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?
Tour poster for System of a Down & Queens of the Stone Age, European dates for summer 2025.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Catching up on MasterChef. How many times is John going to say 'that chicken/duck/fish needs to be cooked all the way through'?
Screen grab from the TV show Spaced, with Reese Shearsmith's character saying 'oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that' in a really bizarre way
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Why am I still at work when I could be at home playing Helldivers? Thanks obama
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm your dad I fucked your mother
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Spanish fish stew in the garden for tea lads
Fish stew consisting of onion, garlic, potatoes, chick peas, chorizo and cod. Topped with a parsley, lemon zest and garlic gremolata, and served with garlic bread.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Just watched Renfield. Not exactly Citizen Cane, but very silly and a fun way to spend an evening, if only to watch Nicholas Cage chew the scenery with what I assume was the direction of 'just go hog wild and get weird with it'. 7.5/10.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Rachel Reeves looking miserable. Good.
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