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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 7h

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 21h

You know what? Fine. I give up. Make the damned Torment Nexus. Whatever.

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms

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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Forgot this was likely about Control: Resonant for a second, and it still seemed believable.

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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 01/09/2026

Encountered one of the best emails I've ever seen

Email from Tom Sands to London Hackspace on August 14, 2015:

“Please don't use the hackspace as somewhere to extract neurotoxins from snails.”

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s

Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face

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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember, people: just because someone says they're into eruptions, doesn't mean they have the same interests as you...

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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you ever get an idea so horrible you have to see it through to completion?

The iconic End of Evangelion image on the beach but it's one of those vapid blondes from 9 chickweed lane on the horizon. If you are reading this because you are unable to see the image, the gods have spared you from true horror in this instance.

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 25/09/2026

INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.

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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"You're right, Ray; no human being would stack furniture like this."

Scene from THE BACKROOMS where the main guy is looking at a big stack of spooky furniture

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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 25/09/2026

hmm

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Two households, both alike in not speaking Olde English, In fair Verona, where we set our scene...

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

cops shoot dogs to spare them from what the FBI will do to them

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Damn that’s coming from the bestiality brigade as well

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"your holiness, it's called a sankey diagram"

a photo of someone explaining something to pope leo while the pope makes a face of slight discomfort

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026

Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot

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Will Beaman @greenbackbetter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/09/2026

The fact that the religion's holy text is a Harry Potter fan fic makes me think the world is a simulation designed to annoy me specifically

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s good Bluesky

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Unusual remark for an orange man

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026

the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg

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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

general secretary avasarala played by the stunning Shohreh Aghdashloo. theres a chat bubble at the bottom of the screen as if shes saying the quote post. obviously shes got drip

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izzy @isobel.top · 09/09/2026

wow, they made a game for liberals

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

FACE/OFF (1997, Dir. John Woo)

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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"LONG LIVE DUKE LETO!"

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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo

A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026

It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.

The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.

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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Mr Coyote sues Acme for so-called 'dangerous products' and the moralists laugh, they want him to win. But what if he then sues you? Because you *might* be dangerous? Or an orphanage because there *may* be dangerous orphans? Now I don't think that's funny I think thats bloody terrifying."

A rare photo of Jordan Peterson outside of a meat coma. He's getting very animated and verbose about something pointless

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