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Christopher Clark (he/him)

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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 6h
... IT'S JUST THAT, IF THE RAGE VIRUS HIT IN 2002, THE ONLY VERSION OF KID A ON VINYL WAS THE 10". BUT IN THE BONE TEMPLE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A 10" PLAYING SO WHERE DID THE 12" KID A COME FROM IF THERE'S BEEN NO SOCIETY AND THEREFORE NO RECORDS BEING PRESSED FOR 28 YEARS
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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S.J. Pearce @homophonous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*That’s* a headline.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
Publicity photo of William H. Macy as The  Shoveler, a superhero from 1999 film
Mystery Men who actually doesn't have any superpowers, but he is very handy with a shovel. He is a clean shaven, middle-age white man wearing a yellow hard hat with a miner's lamp on it, a black protective vest with red trimming, a brown leather jacket, and thick black protective gloves. 
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See, the problem with burning my bridges with EA back in the Ultima IX days is, now I have to ford the river with a flamethrower if I want to burn their boardroom...
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behold, the original Rest Of The Fucking Owl
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<petitions Gaggl to add Press Your Luck to the game show rotation, for the lulz>
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was a two act play by the Russians. It’s both a tragedy and a comedy.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You hah-hah-hate to see it... 🤣
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, definitely less salt and trans fats than that other guy...
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They call it The Forbidden City but you can just go there no problem.
Forbidden City
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Tourist attraction in Beijing, China •
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, I've dealt with Oracle. I'm less "alarmed", more "edging"... 😏
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know what? Fine. I give up. Make the damned Torment Nexus. Whatever.
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suppose that's what I get for looking at someone telling me how great their AI art was---which, of course, it was not---and responding "Are you taking the piss?" 😏
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd ask how many strings is enough, but I _really_ don't want to discuss string theory tonight. 😀
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forgot this was likely about Control: Resonant for a second, and it still seemed believable.
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 01/09/2026
Encountered one of the best emails I've ever seen
Email from Tom Sands to London Hackspace on August 14, 2015:

“Please don't use the hackspace as somewhere to extract neurotoxins from snails.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey now, it could be the Northwest Territories! ... I'm gonna guess it was not the NWT. 🤣
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember, people: just because someone says they're into eruptions, doesn't mean they have the same interests as you...
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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you ever get an idea so horrible you have to see it through to completion?
The iconic End of Evangelion image on the beach but it's one of those vapid blondes from 9 chickweed lane on the horizon. If you are reading this because you are unable to see the image, the gods have spared you from true horror in this instance.
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thankfully, they failed badly in their attempts to make Mark look cute. 😏
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 25/09/2026
INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"You're right, Ray; no human being would stack furniture like this."
Scene from THE BACKROOMS where the main guy is looking at a big stack of spooky furniture
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 25/09/2026
hmm
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It teaches important life lessons, like "All Boomers eventually flip out and start destroying everything around them." 😉
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two households, both alike in not speaking Olde English, In fair Verona, where we set our scene...
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She also voiced the female Norn PC in Guild Wars 2. Which resulted in me never noticing the early bug where guardians didn't bark "Hold the Line!" with the skill use, because my brain just... filled in Ivanova's voice. 🤣
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cops shoot dogs to spare them from what the FBI will do to them
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn that’s coming from the bestiality brigade as well
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"your holiness, it's called a sankey diagram"
a photo of someone explaining something to pope leo while the pope makes a face of slight discomfort
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Christopher Clark (he/him) @kitanin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nineteen? That's not even enough for the chorded keyboard Chuck Moore was using for colorForth!
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Will Beaman @greenbackbetter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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