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Corey Beckner

@captaincorey.bsky.social
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Thrill me. (He/Him)

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 9h
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Thunderbeast. *Chef's kiss*
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 4h
thunderbeast park, route 97, chiloquin, oregon, 1987
thunderbeast park, route 97, chiloquin, oregon, 1987
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 14/12/2023
Art by • Doug Beekman
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mom had a low blood sugar event late last night. It was easily solved by a backup apple juice I keep stocked. But it left be up late with a few hours to kill. I started my spooky viewings early with the Original Evil Dead. I hadn't watched that in a number of years.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Jordan Boys Legacy. I know that one pretty well.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got my first post to reach over 1k. While most people were fun, it's interesting how some folks will judge a stranger. That's just social media, I suppose.
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🎃 Immi Thrax 👻 @immithrax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The alt text was in the original post, but this is a screenshot of two posts. Here's the original: bsky.app/profile/ride...
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calling it a day for social media.
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Bill And Ted Excellent Adventure: Abraham Lincoln
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I missed my antianxiety pills for the better part of the day, and decided it was a perfect time to go grocery shopping. At the register, I was more sweaty and twitchy than Nathan Thrum.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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SCTV Count Floyd: You Don't Think That's Scary?
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@frankconniff.bsky.social thanks for the follow, sir. Long time fan.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frame #1088 from E05 Gumbot
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Second City TV - The Recess Monkeys
YouTube video by Top Clips
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's right, it is kinda depressing, but it's also the last bit of greatness. While I like Rock And Roll and Double Fantasy, they don't hold up to this.
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the sacred trinity
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucky Fuckner. Which is triggering deep seeded memories from grade school.
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why aren't you out catchin' criminals and murderers?
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Basharat @systemlords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jfc it's not just governing or politics, they're this bad at everything in life
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chewbacca being discovered to be the seed origin of all life in the galaxy? Oh, I'm sorry I thought you asked what it should have been.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dreams are weird. Sometimes I'm in the backyard of my childhood home barbequing with my brother and father. Others, Gene Rayburn In a French marshal uniform is screaming at me that thousands will die if I don't put the yellow octagonals in the proper hieroglyphic manifest .
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cat woke me up. I'm still thinking about the last episode of Lanterns. I'm feeling Hal a little more than I'd like. And I'm all about the Halogram.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Second City TV - The Recess Monkeys
YouTube video by Top Clips
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm feeling a bit of anger. And if I'm being honest with myself, it's that the lady workers here handling the guy yelling and getting in my mom's face instead of me. Granted, they're trained for that kinda thing, but Mom's my responsibility. And something happening while I wasn't there brothers me.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll never get why people obsess about box office returns. I saw Peter Jackson's The Frighteners with my brother and two or three other people in the theater. I had a better time with that than any of his Lord of the rings. Unless you're investing in the film, let the producers talk box office.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell me I’m wrong. I dare you. 😆
A very freaked-out looking cat on a fence post being licked by a cow. The cat is labeled “Bashir” and the cow is labeled “Garak.”
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 25/09/2026
ticket booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
ticket booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ironically, that's also the person's occupation.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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David bowie-Sound and vision
YouTube video by El Ruido del Parásito
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Prince and the Revolution - Raspberry Beret (Official 4K Music Video)
YouTube video by Prince
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Motörhead-Emergency |1980|
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tom Petty - You Don't Know How It Feels [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Castlevania: Simon Belmont's Pixel Walk
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Roddy Piper Laughs Heartily
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A guy here got in my mom's face and yelled at her. I wasn't there at the time, but thankfully the workers were. I'm going to rely on them. My solution would be... different.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I rented Airplane! from the mobile library that comes here. I can't remember the last time I saw that. Plus it feels good to rent movies. I get books as well, but I miss the feeling of video renting. Streaming is convenient, but not preferred.
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't fall asleep until about 6 am. But Kiki laid across my lap, and sleep finally came. I've been leaning on caffeine and nicotine to get through the day, but thems the breaks. Pizza party at the Valentine today. Should be fun.
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