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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nola on two days of rest
The quartet player form the Titanic as the ship was going down wearing a Phillies hat saying,
"Gentleman, it's been a privilege posting with you"
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They just don't make captains like this anymore
Picture of Kirk from the shuttle scene in tmp where he's looking lovingly at the Enterprise.  Text over the image says 'man who wants to fuck that spaceship "
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies, who want me to die
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paul @paulsutherlin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
will never get over how well Pike worked as the ideal Starfleet captain in Discovery and what a shitshow the character has become in SNW
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NBC Sports Philadelphia @nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 23/08/2026
PHILLIES. TWO OUTS IN THE NINTH. DOWN FOUR. THEY TIE IT. SCHWARBOMB.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We shouldn’t have to bet to retire.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 19/07/2026
Perhaps "Demolition Man" wasn't a dystopia.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
the last 25 minutes or so of THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER are magnificent. the highest tier of hollywood action filmmaking.
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“It sounds like the Phillies just won the pennant!” Kyle Schwarber advances to the HR Derby finals.
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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
If we advance tonight and Argentina advance tomorrow, we can look forward to this site’s regular practise at arguing about the Belgrano finally paying off on Wednesday
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
THE COMEBACK KIDS DO IT AGAIN! #RingTheBell
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
da da da dum
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone
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Bell @pocono.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fuck you Phillies I'll see you tomorrow
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Comeback kids! #RingTheBell
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?
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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
First contact AND Easter?
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrshtweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Matt 🇨🇦 @mattpark10.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Today is the Blue Jays home opener and as good a time as any to share this truly wonderful baseball (and indeed life) advice from former Jay Mookie Wilson. Believe in yourselves folks.
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Praise the Sisko baseball is back.
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Devi Lacroix @devi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's worth watching until the very end. They do it. They say the thing.
extremely crunchy meme of Jonathan Archer from "Enterprise" with the text "FAITH OF THE HEART... RESTORED" on it
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
firefly is more than the actors & quirky dialogue. firefly refers to an ideal, stories about found family in space, scifi that's small stakes about people and not galaxies. we don't need firefly per se, we want stories about ppl who care about each other despite the oppression, despite the system
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 14/03/2026
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Italy beats the USA 8-6
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Sa-ilent Hill Bajaj @sahilbajaj.dev · 08/03/2026
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
P00Ps everywhere for those with eyes to see
MLB scorebug

Phillies 0 pirates 0

Reads like P00P
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Governor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“Come and take it” flag with Dunkin cup.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s baseball season.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
National security: R+9
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amy de mosquitos 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pit of despair phils
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this is like the wargames nerd equivalent of an anarchist feeling patriotic while reading about the Union Army during the Civil War
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Warhammer Maker Games Workshop Bans Its Staff From Using AI in Its Content or Designs, Says None of Its Senior Managers Are Currently Excited About the Tech - IGN
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology.
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Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
To paraphrase @stephenkb.bsky.social: this a movie that requires a mid-career British character actor for the villain, a beautiful actress for a love interest, 70 neon lights, and three (3) action scenes. And yet, they couldn't manage it.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
virgin walkvirgin walk
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A government of the content, by the content, for the content
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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia 

Filmography 
1986 - Stand By zme
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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Oh Deer the Dark Place is Here @ohdeerthermos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Everyone waiting for Empire 2
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a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
Alt: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 27/11/2025
Li’l John is performing “Turn Down for What” on the Toys Я Us float and his DJ is Geoffrey the Giraffe.
Li’l JohnDJ Geoffrey
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/11/2025
WHY AM I NOT REPRESENTED IN THIS PIECE. ME, TRANSPORTER CHIEF MILES EDWARD O'BRIEN. I SERVED IN THE CARDASSIAN WAR WITH HONORS. I WAS SHOVED INTO A JEFFERIES TUBE FULL OF SPIDERS. I WAS THE BEST DAMN TRANSPORTER CHIEF IN THE ENTIRE FLEET. THE BARTENDER IS THERE BUT NOT ME! THE DISRESPECT!
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love this quote
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