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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 34m

The guy in the backrooms is pissing me off. Why are you so fucking loud?

Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thanks to everyone who sent me birthday wishes this weekend! I’ve had yet another year full of adventures, discoveries, friendships, and growth. It wouldn’t have been the same without you all. To living long and prospering 🖖🏾

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

321 reposts. 2.4k likes. 78 comments of Trekkies being ✨wow✨ 💕want!💕 and it’s AI slop. Trek fandom needs to do better.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Birthday pizookie - didn’t even know what it was and got one free!

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nail tech : these nails are broken I’ll fix them Me : no no I want those short. Leave them short. Her : it’s no extra money. I’ll fix them. Me : I don’t want them fixed. I want those short. Her : ok then I do all of them short. Me : No, the others stiletto as usual She shortened all my nails 😭

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m gonna start fighting people with wrong opinions about wigs.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ridiculously excited about finally watching DS9 in English 😆

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I want to believe that this is what inspired the “Nadja can’t pronounce Jeff” joke in WWDITS

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Call me naive but I had no idea what John Cleese had been up to on X … I don’t even know if I’m surprised anymore at this point

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Titus Slvttyspears

ALT: Titus Slvttyspears

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And another 10/10 episode for Lanterns. That show does not miss.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Happy talk like a pirate day! An Orion pirate for sure!

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I need to know what’s The Gentlemen’s costume designer’s deal with vintage sunglasses. I also want to know what percentage of their budget that was.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Believe it or not the full comment section is Dungeon Crawler Carl jokes

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is 1am and I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE FACTIONS WAR! Book 7 here we come.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Brutal day. I’m gonna watch tv and eat cheese. What are your recs?

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just finished watching Mārama and what a chilling gorgeous upsetting and fascinating movie. Everything from the acting, the sets, the costumes, the music to the plot itself : ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Should I watch the great British sewing bee?

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I would have watched a whole movie of that episode of SNW

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Someone please hire him a stylist. Please.

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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's still Star Trek Day in parts of the US, so I thought i'd cap it with why Star Trek is important, explained by the great philosopher Phillip J. Fry.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s 83° at 10pm and if you’re wondering why it’s so hot and I’m so cranky it’s because some of you can’t stop making AI pics of yourself in Star Trek cosplay.

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The Office: Noted Reaction Meme

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Strange New Pod | A Star Trek Podcast @strangenewpod.com · 09/09/2026

Happy Star Trek Day, everyone! A very special thank you to Cirroc Lofton for giving us this beautiful moment. We’ve been holding onto it, waiting for the right day to share it with you. And today is that day! 1 / 3 #StarTrekDay #StarTrek60 #CirrocLofton #StarTrek

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

HAPPY STAR TREK DAY!! Star Trek has truly become my most beautiful playground - more than the episodes the movies the costumes… the creativity the awe the constant reinvention Star Trek has brought into my life is unquantifiable. Thank you for being part of my crazy journey 🖖🏾✨ #startrekday

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

wtf San Diego. wtf is that weather? How is it warmer AND MORE HUMID than in Atlanta?

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watched the Mandalorian movie and … so glad I didn’t pay a cinema ticket for that. This was the most “90s movie made to sell toys to 8 year olds” ever. They didn’t even once engage my brain 😆

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Banning furries from renfaires because they didn’t exist in the 1600s is SO hypocritical… did elves, Starfleet officers and human mushrooms exist?

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my personal favorite moment of “Space Seed” is the way Spock, Bones and Scotty are SO ACTIVATED by some fuck putting hands on Uhura that they leap to their feet in unison to rush the guy despite having like fiftyleven guns pointed at their heads everyone loves her so much!! 😭

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The best conversations I ever got to have on a con panel… thank you to @jessiegender.bsky.social for always believing in me and my weird little opinions 🫶🏾

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Only one country in the UN voted no to changing the world maps so it reflects the true size of Africa. Wanna guess who? 🤡

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Love that the smoke detector is bipping in my Atlanta aptmt. It really brings the whole vibe together.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Where to find a barely awake Giraffe at DragonCon, you ask?

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Project Runway is 75% being rage baited by Law Roach and 25% by unfinished hems

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It is getting harder and harder to find supplies for our art unfortunately… amplifying to the cosplay and the burlesque creators in here!

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One thing that fascinates me in Project Runway are the people who in a day make a tailored jacket, a tailored collared shirt, a pair of pants… and the other guy made a straight dress 3 panels no sleeves. I can’t

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sometimes I forget I make my friends take unhinged pics of me in public places.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Randomly stumbled on the episode of the Addams family where we dance the droop and that made me very happy

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every 4 days I have a new random 20year old crying on the block in the middle of the night. The conversation always goes : Me : hey are you ok? Do you need help? Her : I’m ok I don’t need help Me : girl you are loudly sobbing in the dark under everyone s windows… are you -

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Gaslighting the kinders pretending I’ve never heard of Frozen - priceless.

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caramida (he/they) @caramida.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social and crew put it really well on #StrangeNewPod. SPOILERS: To a Vulcan, the humans are all basically Muppets.

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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Like imagine.. that’d be crazy right?! Support your local cons, museums and community centers! And if you’re in SD, def come check out the Comic Con Museum 🫶🏾

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