Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There were some fun moments this year But this team showed us exactly who they were in September, and that’s what’s on display right now 0231
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Liberty Biberty not right now I stg I will punt you into outer space 0213
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just want to feel this againstatic.klipy.comRhys Hoskins Bat Slam & Spike in NLDS GameAlt: Rhys Hoskins Bat Slam & Spike in NLDS Game 2345
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve had a lot more fun watching worse Phillies teams With the exception of a few, this team has no heart, no drive, no fire, no chemistry. They are lifeless and unlikeable and have clear contempt for their roles Good riddance to this season, and sorry to the few who deserved better 10636
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My boyfriend every other minute experiencing my commentary during a Phils-Braves playoff seriesstatic.klipy.comAngry Bert Reading a BookAlt: Angry Bert Reading a Book 0200
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was so mad that I just went into the kitchen and scrubbed the stovetop so clean that I could practically see my still-angry face in it 1110
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hate that chant so much. It’s vile, and every single person in the stands doing it is a colossal loser 17811
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Watching my favorite baseball team 0222
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To me, it looks like Nola is rattled mentally and afraid to put anything near the strike zone — Harris golf swinging that into the stands was a freak situation that certainly didn’t help I hope he can shake it off for the next inning because I know he can do this 1140
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem is, Nola is struggling to perform with all the racism happening around him. I get it. Unproblematic king 0252
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t mind the noise, the Braves fans are just excited to be in an environment where they can be openly racist without consequence 0335
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve had enough of the previews, MLB, time to get startedstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson Tells Marge to Hurry Up!Alt: Homer Simpson Tells Marge to Hurry Up! 160
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok I’m getting back into exactly what I wore yesterday, we’re taking zero chances, making no sudden movements 180
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are few things in this world I love more than being pandered to by a Philly athlete 2311
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had to do my job for a bit — do we have a pitcher yet? 340
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How it feels waiting for an 8 PM Phillies start time in a do-or-die situation 3452
Reposted by ElizabethStephen @tgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That was an excruciating nightmare and I hated every second of it. Fuck the Braves. Fuck the Phillies. Fuck you. Go Phils. 715521
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I took a big risk and wore the hat today and look what happened 🕯️ MANIFESTED THIS BECAUSE TOMORROW IS OCTOBER 🕯️ 2280
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Crazy work to put a child on the mound at this juncture 2130
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026NO WAY I LOVE THE PHILLIES BUT I ALSO ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THEM 0222
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t think my doctor cleared my heart health and strength for this one 0100
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Poor Cris is putting his left arm/entire body into this, and these dumbasses can’t give him any run support 3231
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I gotta lock in for this game (Shaking like a dog in a thunderstorm) 0313
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Calling in game-winning support from the elders for the game today (wearing my Halladay jersey) 381
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I forgot about the Phillies’ existence for a few hours 2182
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok who was saving a picture of the chicken I grilled, that’s weird 570
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just saw Primetime, we really are in Pattisonaissance 160
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect my mood I will not allow baseball to affect 2261
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comKristen Bell: This is the Bad PlaceAlt: Kristen Bell: This is the Bad Place 1362
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like Bryce should be banned from posting his own hype videos until at least the division series 0200
Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me muted on a Teams meeting today watching the game when I suddenly hear my name and am asked if I have anything to add 1273
