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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

@campyalien.bsky.social
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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 33 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 3h
I deadass didn't realize that love hypothesis movie was based on that terrible reylo fic book until embarrassingly recently bc the guy they cast looks fuckall nothing like adam driver. He looks like nothingburger Just Some Guy™ wtf
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 4h
Thinking thoughts about Golian era AOS Spock but instead of going to Gol (not least of all bc it doesn't exist anymore) he becomes a little hermit recluse & grows a beard & melds with plants & all in all lives in a precarious mental state
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I CANNOT FUCKING HANDLE HOW GODDAMN CUTE HE LOOKS HERE!! I NEED HIM! I NEED TO CARRY HIM AROUND IN MY CHEEKS LIKE A HAMSTER WITH A SUNFLOWER SEED
Zachary Quinto from some event wearing some nerdy clothes with glasses and exposed hairy wrists (he's got a watch on one of them)
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 4h
Thinking about this again
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 19h
It's actually so cute to see a sweet summer child discover horror comedy for the first time
Screenshot of a review on rotten tomatoes. The person writes "very weird movie. Is it horror? Is it comedy? I can't say. I quite enjoyed most of the film though"
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Star Trek (1966) Season 3, Episode 21: The Cloud Minders Aired: 2/28/1969, NBC 00:45:55.534
Caption: It seems my little demonstration was... quite a success.

Star Trek (1966)
Season 3, Episode 21: The Cloud Minders
00:45:55.534

Aired: 2/28/1969, NBC
Studio: Paramount Television
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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smols/rachel @smolsdarklighter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"we need depictions of healthy sexual/romantic dynamics" thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"no one understands spock like I do," i say. "and which way is that?" you all may ask. to which I reply: "wrongly."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girlhood
My art from 2020, a female werewolf eating meat
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Portalrealm @portalrealm.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Filming V'Ger
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I made a collage last night! It's a little bit about Kirk's domination & Spock's masochism & just the spirk dynamic in general
Collage I made. It features AOS Spock and Kirk in similar poses but Kirk is upside down with the Earth right by him and Spock is right side up with Vulcan beneath him and Vulcan is surrounded by a red ring like the red matter. There's an art piece featuring a man getting grabbed and scratched on the face and also cutting his own tongue and there's the quote "he's very self-possessed self-involved-- everything revolves around the captain" near Kirk
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't want to go to work
Spock collapsed on the ground in a still from Plato's Stepchildren
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 1, Episode 11: State of Flux Aired: 4/10/1995, UPN 00:08:50.299
Caption: I'd like to report a crime.

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 1, Episode 11: State of Flux
00:08:50.299

Aired: 4/10/1995, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Dir: J.J. Abrams Released: 5/16/2013 01:40:25.572
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Dir: J.J. Abrams
01:40:25.572

Released: 5/16/2013
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 27/09/2026
Flying van.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social
god first gave human beings one hand so they could always jack off. next god gave us a second hand so we can effortlessly operate a bong. think about what we could do with three hands. the possibilities are limitless, like simultaneously operating a bong and jacking off. and four hands? two bongs.
December 3, 2023 at 2:24 AM
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Star Trek (2009) Dir: J.J. Abrams Released: 5/8/2009 00:09:48.105
Caption: (Rumbling)

Star Trek (2009)
Dir: J.J. Abrams
00:09:48.105

Released: 5/8/2009
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Star Trek (2009) Dir: J.J. Abrams Released: 5/8/2009 01:26:19.311
Caption: - How? Over your dead body? - Preferably not.

Star Trek (2009)
Dir: J.J. Abrams
01:26:19.311

Released: 5/8/2009
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Edition (1979) Dir: Robert Wise Released: 11/6/2001, DVD 00:21:07.526
Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Edition (1979)
Dir: Robert Wise
00:21:07.526

Released: 11/6/2001, DVD
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good looking out, Stonn! 👍
T'Pring, now a man looks into a hand mirror with a neutral expression. "It appears our sexes have been swapped. That is troublesome," she says.

From behind her, Stonn (now a woman) raises his hand and shouts "T'Pring!"

He then explains calmly, "I can use a synthetic phallus to penetrate you. So there's no need for concern."

T'Pring, turning towards him, intones "Why would that be my concern at this moment, Stonn?"
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm a day late, but i can recite the intro from memory, so surely i deserve some slack. anyway, happy birthday audrey twooooooo #littleshopofhorrors
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*♡。・🦇𝖑𝖆𝖒🦇 ・。♡* @queensnake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(vulcan) boys don't cry #spirk #spock #startrek #tos
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 3, Episode 2: Flashback Aired: 9/11/1996, UPN 00:07:21.881
Caption: an almost irrational anger at myself

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 3, Episode 2: Flashback
00:07:21.881

Aired: 9/11/1996, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Daily Spock @dailyspock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Dir: J.J. Abrams Released: 5/16/2013 00:45:58.640
Caption: Mr. Sulu,

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Dir: J.J. Abrams
00:45:58.640

Released: 5/16/2013
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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Mr.Jackuvu_666 @mrjackuvu-666.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Soooo... Ehem ehem (This is my first time publicly uploading any NSFW drawing.) #nsfw #spones #startrek
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like people complain about it but I love used books with their spines all broken in. I love books that feel well loved. I love books that have been around
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easytime art @easytime-art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pon Farr Out 🖖 part 1 #spirk #nsfw #ponfarr
Position #1: LaunchpadPosition #2: TeaspoonsPosition #3: AmazonPosition #4: Lotus
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Mr.Jackuvu_666 @mrjackuvu-666.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arguing while having sex :3 (some spones yassss) #spones #nsfw
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Mr.Jackuvu_666 @mrjackuvu-666.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
After a few kisses, you already know what's coming hihihi.... (The X-ray version so you can see what's going on inside the sheath👀) #spirk #nsfw #s/k #thepremise #startrek #digitalart
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Mr.Jackuvu_666 @mrjackuvu-666.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A little spirk before...yk (I love the idea of Spock covering Jim in lipstick marks) #spirk #s/k #thepremise #startrek
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Valith 🔞 [PATREON / SUBSTAR COMMS ONLY - QUEUE FULL] @apraxvalith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hugs 💗
Sketch WIP of a female character with alien facehuggers cuddling her pussy and her face
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Star Trek (1966) Season 1, Episode 4: The Naked Time Aired: 9/29/1966, NBC 00:12:32.226
Caption: - Mr. Spock? - All scanning stations manned,

Star Trek (1966)
Season 1, Episode 4: The Naked Time
00:12:32.226

Aired: 9/29/1966, NBC
Studio: Desilu Productions
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
drew mr spock
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probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[From Patreon] Tuvok v. Vorik - Plomeek Soup
Tuvok and Vorik looking in each other's direction. Fully detailed soup is depicted behind their heads - Vorik's plentiful and red with a ton of ingredients while Tuvok's is practically broth.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2) Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN 00:30:15.594
Caption: Tuvok-- what a freakasaurus.

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2)
00:30:15.594

Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5 years ago today I got to marry my best friend 🥰🥰🥰
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much do you like these tropes? Enemies to lovers: 8/10 Second chance: 2/10 Fake dating: 9/10 Friends to lovers: 9/10 Age gap: 1/10 Found family: 7/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 3/10 Pregnancy: negative a billion/10 Slow burn: 7/10 Love triangle: 0/10
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Jpeg @psdjpeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
T'pring, from star trek. For Star Trek Swimsuit special zine <3
A drawing of T'pring from Star Trek TOS wearing a white scuba suit, with compressed air canister on the back and diving goggles on her head. She is standing on a beach with palm trees on the background.
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probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bishounen Tuvok
Tuvok drawn four different times in a vintage manga style.
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like the "I ONLY like tos" girlies /gn & the top spockers venn diagram is a perfect circle which is great for me in my AOS phase cause the AOS trenches are our (we few we proud we bottom spockers) city now bitch
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw some promo art thing that put Ethan Peck next to Nimoy & it must have been the first time I've seen them that close cause I was just baffled & befuddled by how much they look nothing alike. Snw Spock is just a completely different guy & I'm tired of pretending that he's not
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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we’re gonna see him fuck
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Man Kneeling In Supplication (horny) @wizardcrowe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‘leonard’ is an unmoanable name fr
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Star Trek (1966) Season 1, Episode 20: Court Martial Aired: 2/2/1967, NBC 00:28:36.633
Caption: It was possible, you know, with the strain you were under.

Star Trek (1966)
Season 1, Episode 20: Court Martial
00:28:36.633

Aired: 2/2/1967, NBC
Studio: Desilu Productions
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
huge bus sized object,
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT'S AUTUMN NOW AND I'M SO EXCITED IT'S FUCKING CIDER TIME AND SOON ALL THE THINGS WILL BE GLUTTED WITH HORROR MOVIES AND I'M GONNA
static.klipy.com
Pancake Feast Overload
Alt: Pancake Feast Overload
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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper @campyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen I love Nimoy & I love McCoy & that bitch from big bang theory is alright but "Leonard" is unfortunately a deeply unsexy name
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