iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Kirocuto

sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

the lessons we need to take are clear. Dolly said "find out who you are and do it on purpose", and Tim Curry's line is "don't dream it, be it" they would both be disappointed if we wrote that off as corny. so what? it's necessary. we have everything to lose if we are dishonest to ourselves.

925651081

Reposted by Kirocuto

al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

172991568

Reposted by Kirocuto

A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.

382692655

Reposted by Kirocuto

spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/08/2026

thinking about a bunch of bullshit i hate that fucking pisses me off and makes me miserable

311127

Reposted by Kirocuto

Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Antisemites citing the Talmud as "evidence" of what Jews believe is always funny because it's roughly equivalent to printing out a decade of Bluesky posts and going "this is what autistic people believe"

146184

Reposted by Kirocuto

Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

151147904867

Reposted by Kirocuto

leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

1458701287

Reposted by Kirocuto

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

researching baseball

The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.

187100822180

Reposted by Kirocuto

dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

buying my cat increasingly large scratcher lounges so that he thinks he's slowly but consistently shrinking somehow

an orange and white cat is on a comically large scratcher lounge. he is a beautiful boy.

491921178

Reposted by Kirocuto

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

452678475

Reposted by Kirocuto

Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

2668991373

Reposted by Kirocuto

𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

for Revolutionary reasons, I now have no choice but to go to the pub at 1pm on a workday

520513

Reposted by Kirocuto

it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/04/2026

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

52158555

Reposted by Kirocuto

TiredAndOnFire HD remasters + Game Dev @tirednonfire.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

3339561566

Reposted by Kirocuto

Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting

16139493453

Reposted by Kirocuto

vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

academy award contending tiktok

85131244696

Reposted by Kirocuto

astro 🔜 🌎 @astrothewolf.com · 10/03/2026

I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

141064386

Reposted by Kirocuto

Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/02/2026

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

90111633213

Reposted by Kirocuto

ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2

433123680

Reposted by Kirocuto

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

230152615818

Reposted by Kirocuto

David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

80121484038

Reposted by Kirocuto

Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

161994342

Reposted by Kirocuto

ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

250176943854

Reposted by Kirocuto

ceej @ceej.online · 06/02/2026

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

1393617664

Reposted by Kirocuto

CTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 26/01/2026

one thing fallout gets wrong is that waffle house would have found a way

123240

Reposted by Kirocuto

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/01/2026

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

3160461024

Reposted by Kirocuto

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

5483973212595

Reposted by Kirocuto

Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026

I just thought everyone should see this

Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

43252945990

Reposted by Kirocuto

Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

"This isn't you!" I weep to my boyfriend as he squats in his 'I Shit On Carpets' T-Shirt & shits on my carpet.

753391

Reposted by Kirocuto

scorpy @socpens.com · 09/01/2026

never forget the princess diana ps4 theme

91497491

Reposted by Kirocuto

Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 31/12/2025

there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk

1327639

Reposted by Kirocuto

Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

7988801492

Reposted by Kirocuto

Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

11473231050

Reposted by Kirocuto

Mr BlondetanamoBay @blondetanamobay.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

4143621986

Reposted by Kirocuto

Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 23/12/2025

AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl

11122276

Reposted by Kirocuto

BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Y'all remember how fucking cool it was when Robot Unicorn Attack came out?

3192

Reposted by Kirocuto

Qualbert.com 🔜 MIGW @qualbert.com · 04/12/2025

This Christmas, tell her the three little words all women want to hear.

071