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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm reminded of when Apple had to completely scrap their big headquarters design because some executive's kid (correctly) said it looked like a dong.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also if your players REALLY wanna do a single thing, let them do it as much as they can. If the monk is totally immune to arrows send as many archers at the party as you can.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You need to have a plan but not too much of a plan. Have something happen the characters are responding to beyond "you see each other in a tavern". Expect things to go off the rails after that.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this question is unfortunately less suited for lawyers and more for generals....
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I once told a friend to read swan boy. Didn't hear from him for 2 weeks (very atypical). Suddenly get a message at 3am: Branson Reese may be the first person to be objectively wrong about his own art, Rona is not a cat I will never accept this.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you ever want to find a use for something, just post online that it literally has no use and watch as a dozen people say it's a critical part of the most dog shit system you've ever seen
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the lessons we need to take are clear. Dolly said "find out who you are and do it on purpose", and Tim Curry's line is "don't dream it, be it" they would both be disappointed if we wrote that off as corny. so what? it's necessary. we have everything to lose if we are dishonest to ourselves.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It let's you live out the real American dream: a hospital that fully restores your health and only charges what you can afford. Also cops that actually respond to crimes
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wow a second day of guest comic week?!? I thought no way it would stay up this long! No way it happens tomorrow, right??
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/08/2026
thinking about a bunch of bullshit i hate that fucking pisses me off and makes me miserable
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Antisemites citing the Talmud as "evidence" of what Jews believe is always funny because it's roughly equivalent to printing out a decade of Bluesky posts and going "this is what autistic people believe"
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whatever these two were gonna do youtu.be/gJOTKR6LpYE?...
youtu.be
Grease 2 Do It for Our Country
YouTube video by jesus18579
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Melee only or can we bring AK47s?
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How about 2.5 hours on competitive Sonic The Fighters? youtu.be/cZxaW9ma2MQ?...
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The Story of Competitive Sonic the Fighters (Documentary)
YouTube video by wusstunes
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Super Smash Bros: Falcon Kick
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is by far the most compelling argument for getting any video game I've ever heard
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Does this LOOK like the face of mercy
Politoad killing everyone on the field with a big smile on his face
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
buying my cat increasingly large scratcher lounges so that he thinks he's slowly but consistently shrinking somehow
an orange and white cat is on a comically large scratcher lounge. he is a beautiful boy.
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Playtendo @superplaytendo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
for Revolutionary reasons, I now have no choice but to go to the pub at 1pm on a workday
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/04/2026
what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
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TiredAndOnFire HD remasters + Game Dev @tirednonfire.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Brian and Bomberman 
"America can ,should, must and will blow up the moon"
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Peanut butter. Just lean into it.
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Kirocuto @kirocuto.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Read it while driving!!
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
academy award contending tiktok
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astro 🔜 🌎 @astrothewolf.com · 10/03/2026
I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center
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Tom Madico @smilingtom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/02/2026
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
dril tweet:

"see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/02/2026
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 26/01/2026
one thing fallout gets wrong is that waffle house would have found a way
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