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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I seriously don’t give a shit about your discord/twitch dramas Use basic features of websites and block people I don’t take third party info to make judgements Stop telling me about stuff you got going on with people you have never and will never meet I’m 30 or 40 years old, I don’t care

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 15h

If you’re a fan of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty You’d probably get a kick out of Existential dread

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 15h

I'll be honest I always thought it was a little guy in a hat

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 15h

Controversially I'm going to play Metal Gear Solid 3 very soon

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Americans be like "I'm Scottish" and then be unable to understand a single word a Scottish person is saying

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The writer of this show 100% played Mystery of the Druids I'm sure of it

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The 5 hour Dead Rising video essay I've been watching with @kendricklamario.bsky.social made me want to play it again And the 9 hour Silent Hill f video made me not want to play it Both good little watches tho

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seriously this man can't keep getting away with it

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Back in the day I invented this drink to deal with Abandoned freaks who were getting aggressive for suggesting the game has nothing to do with Kojima I just wanna say absolutely everything I said about this game was true and I was repeatedly proven right

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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

When they try to refuse me entry to Femboy Hooters for wearing crocs

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

If The Mother of Special Forces gave birth to Ocelot and she was called The Boss Doesn't that kinda make Ocelot.. The Boss Baby?

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apel my King The first ever boss skip for Metal Gear Solid 2

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cool game about a boat and a offshore decontamination plant tbh

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Beware! There's a malicious file in the Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol 2 If installed on your PC and executed It will run Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots on your computer

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And when I hit that dip, get your camera

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lmao thats all I can say It would take more hours than I allow on social media a week to refute these claims

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had this when I played VTM and basically fell in love with it after that

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'll never not be amused by these people who work 70 hours a week, have 6 kids and get 12 minutes a month to play a game Choose the most demanding, time consuming genre in the world And constantly cry the game should cater to them because they don't have time No dude, go play a walkie talkie

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Guys don't go to therapy they just reinstall one of these

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I actually can’t rest until I’ve convinced one person to play this game

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You’re not half Irish half Swedish with distant royal lineage you’re from Tupelo, Mississippi m8

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A really great trick I found for getting accepted to perform at GDQ is to submit a speedrun

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I once put No Scrubs on in a basement full of vampires and a 7ft goth in a Matrix trench coat dashed a rollup on his tongue and started skanking to it

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tbf Ed Sheeran is probably a pretty big deal if you like shit music

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You ever get a video that YouTube is absolutely determined for you to watch so you have to see a thumbnail over and over again

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Which Gary Oldman are you coming as to my Gary Oldman party? You can't be Fifth Element, I'm Fifth Element

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ironically, this is the webcam feed of all MGS speedrunners

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looks like he posts about not being able to find a girlfriend and pictures of the fish he caught on Facebook

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DaysAhead❔🌌 @kendricklamario.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

rare footage of @apachesmash.bsky.social interrogating me on what european candy i've tried

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I cannot look at those drinks without thinking about this

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Only way you'd think a Tim Tam is better than a Penguin is if you have all your alcoholic drinks out your shoe or wrestle huntsman spiders for the bog m8

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DaysAhead❔🌌 @kendricklamario.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

.@ApacheSmash(in day that ends in Y): my sleep schedule is a hot mess, so i'm gonna try to get sleep Me: hell yea brother get those z's (one hour later)

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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0 @apachesmash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Speedrun tip: If you want to achieve the world record time in your game, make sure your run is faster than the current world record time

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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