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Kay McHaitch

@kaymchaitch.bsky.social
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Editor of words. Reader of books. Microwaver of foods.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13h
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saint_vein.

Sorry I've been distant and sad lately, it's just that I'm dealing with the crushing existential dread of living on a beautiful planet bursting with life and love and instead of just getting to enjoy it, I have to watch while the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet kill everything in their path on their quest to hoard the most amount of money possible.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Step 1 to making new friends is to chase all those rats out of your bathroom. Nobody likes a bathroom with rats in it! Step 2 is to dig a Friend Pit
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[stares in white house east wing]
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
democrats, literally the only thing you should be talking about for the next 3 days is donald trump lying about being a 9/11 hero. i dont care if the question is about the economy or gas prices or about how sexually attractive you are, you steer that answer to trump lying about being a 9/11 hero
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Why am I so sad all the time?" I ask myself as I stare at my little handheld sadness machine and click on all the stupid sad things that will definitely make me sad
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Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I enjoyed Lemony Snicket reading his own books (especially as Carmalita Spats: “Cake-sniffing orphans in the Orphan Shack!” had me howling). But I was giddy when Tim Curry returned to narrate the rest of A Series of Unfortunate Events. I’m re-listening to The Ersatz Elevator in his honor tonight.
Illustrated cover of The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket. Violet Beaudelaire, hair tied back, descends an elevator shaft as Klaus and Sunny watch from above. Illustration by Brett Helquist.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If a mug says "dishwasher safe" you can put it in the dishwasher. If it doesn't say "dishwasher safe" it's still ok to put it in the dishwasher. If it says "do not put in dishwasher under any circumstances" you can still put it in the dishwasher a little bit
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s going to take so so long to unfuck all of this
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
getting up early because it means i have more time to be perfect and live my perfect life
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There is no scarier moment in a friendship than when you’re about to find out what “pulling a you” means.
Text from friend: I just pulled a Josh
Me: Oh no what
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am at my most insufferable when I mutter to myself, "First annual? Not a thing"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026
Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you're ever hiking in the woods and get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you'll know which way space is.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The dogs caught the car and now we are stuck riding in a car that’s being driven by dogs who don’t know how to drive a car and aren’t capable of learning and the car is full of diarrhea
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am saddened this week by the knowledge that Donald J. Trump never eats salads.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
so gender-affirming care then
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
If anyone needs me, I’ll be microwaving lettuce
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
arm charm farm harm warm what the fuck warm
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i feel like if birds had a written language it would have a lot of triangles in it
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Found a Great American State Fair live cam and it's like having a water cooler that dispenses schadenfreude. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ez0...
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LIVE CAMERA: Great American State Fair in DC
YouTube video by FOX 5 Washington DC
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 30/06/2026
Picturing the area at JFK arrivals where women will be forced to pee on a stick.
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Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“My fiancée has an event in DC FOR TURNING POINT USA.” SO: I have an iPad and WiFi. What movie should I watch (with closed captioning on) during this four-hour flight? 4/4
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Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well, damn, there goes our meet-cute. He asks Aisle Passenger why she’s going to DC. “I live there,” she says. “That must be…interesting,” he says. He politely asks me, I say I also live there (technically in Virginia, just outside DC). Same response. Bracing myself, I ask him why he’s going to DC.
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Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
not QUITE as good as no one, but *fine*. He says apologetically, “Yep, that’s me,” nodding to middle seat. Sits. Quick survey reveals NO wedding ring. BUT YES RED “THE CHARLIE KIRK SHOW” RUBBER BRACELET. 2/
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Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Question for the group: What film or TV show would a young white ultraconservative male most benefit from seeing? Here’s why: About to take off to come home. I’m Window Seat. Aisle Seat and I cross fingers that no one is going to be Middle Seat. Alas. Handsome young man, though, so 1/
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
America at 250 is divided between people who can’t believe how much of it one man can ruin and people who won’t believe how much of it one man can ruin.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Most people don't know that maggot has two 'g's.'"
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well yeah but there's gonna be a lot of no shows
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven’t been watching Trump’s UFC White House event, has it lowered grocery prices or provided affordable health care yet?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
God: This is a test Me: Fail. F. Can't do it. God: Not how it works Me: *limp on the floor*
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
what has me the most excited about ai is how all the companies using it to make their businesses more efficient will soon be passing the cost savings right down to me, the consumer
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