Reposted by Kay McHaitchMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13hI keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true. 513222217298
Reposted by Kay McHaitchLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4093511610575
Reposted by Kay McHaitchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they did the thing 253162103707
Reposted by Kay McHaitchAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firingstime.comRead TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview TranscriptThe U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections. 66166302561
Reposted by Kay McHaitchSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super. 729666
Reposted by Kay McHaitchmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Step 1 to making new friends is to chase all those rats out of your bathroom. Nobody likes a bathroom with rats in it! Step 2 is to dig a Friend Pit 412320
Reposted by Kay McHaitchshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[stares in white house east wing] 241112165
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated. 840119052849
Reposted by Kay McHaitchRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953 430115934864
Reposted by Kay McHaitchAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026democrats, literally the only thing you should be talking about for the next 3 days is donald trump lying about being a 9/11 hero. i dont care if the question is about the economy or gas prices or about how sexually attractive you are, you steer that answer to trump lying about being a 9/11 hero 592510627
Reposted by Kay McHaitchJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Why am I so sad all the time?" I ask myself as I stare at my little handheld sadness machine and click on all the stupid sad things that will definitely make me sad 1047371
Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I enjoyed Lemony Snicket reading his own books (especially as Carmalita Spats: “Cake-sniffing orphans in the Orphan Shack!” had me howling). But I was giddy when Tim Curry returned to narrate the rest of A Series of Unfortunate Events. I’m re-listening to The Ersatz Elevator in his honor tonight. 031
Reposted by Kay McHaitchweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558799
Reposted by Kay McHaitchmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If a mug says "dishwasher safe" you can put it in the dishwasher. If it doesn't say "dishwasher safe" it's still ok to put it in the dishwasher. If it says "do not put in dishwasher under any circumstances" you can still put it in the dishwasher a little bit 826453
Reposted by Kay McHaitchJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It’s going to take so so long to unfuck all of this 1744042
Reposted by Kay McHaitchYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/08/2026getting up early because it means i have more time to be perfect and live my perfect life 39616
Reposted by Kay McHaitchJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There is no scarier moment in a friendship than when you’re about to find out what “pulling a you” means. 2373857
Reposted by Kay McHaitchmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am at my most insufferable when I mutter to myself, "First annual? Not a thing" 611032
Reposted by Kay McHaitchAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt. 1156169135245
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you're ever hiking in the woods and get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you'll know which way space is. 2127838
Reposted by Kay McHaitchVƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit 9399252801
Reposted by Kay McHaitchRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The dogs caught the car and now we are stuck riding in a car that’s being driven by dogs who don’t know how to drive a car and aren’t capable of learning and the car is full of diarrhea 831665
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am saddened this week by the knowledge that Donald J. Trump never eats salads. 911248121
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?" 607151674092
Reposted by Kay McHaitchThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE! 21150711231
Reposted by Kay McHaitchshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026so gender-affirming care then 46794141
Reposted by Kay McHaitchKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026If anyone needs me, I’ll be microwaving lettuce 2883892
Reposted by Kay McHaitchFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026arm charm farm harm warm what the fuck warm 98318
Reposted by Kay McHaitchGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 311121314560
Reposted by Kay McHaitchbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i feel like if birds had a written language it would have a lot of triangles in it 636643
Reposted by Kay McHaitchAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed 425995684
Reposted by Kay McHaitchRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Found a Great American State Fair live cam and it's like having a water cooler that dispenses schadenfreude. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ez0...youtube.comLIVE CAMERA: Great American State Fair in DCYouTube video by FOX 5 Washington DC 1516142
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional? 24593092089
Reposted by Kay McHaitchHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 30/06/2026Picturing the area at JFK arrivals where women will be forced to pee on a stick. 36594135
Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“My fiancée has an event in DC FOR TURNING POINT USA.” SO: I have an iPad and WiFi. What movie should I watch (with closed captioning on) during this four-hour flight? 4/4 000
Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Well, damn, there goes our meet-cute. He asks Aisle Passenger why she’s going to DC. “I live there,” she says. “That must be…interesting,” he says. He politely asks me, I say I also live there (technically in Virginia, just outside DC). Same response. Bracing myself, I ask him why he’s going to DC. 000
Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026not QUITE as good as no one, but *fine*. He says apologetically, “Yep, that’s me,” nodding to middle seat. Sits. Quick survey reveals NO wedding ring. BUT YES RED “THE CHARLIE KIRK SHOW” RUBBER BRACELET. 2/ 000
Kay McHaitch @kaymchaitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Question for the group: What film or TV show would a young white ultraconservative male most benefit from seeing? Here’s why: About to take off to come home. I’m Window Seat. Aisle Seat and I cross fingers that no one is going to be Middle Seat. Alas. Handsome young man, though, so 1/ 000
Reposted by Kay McHaitchSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026America at 250 is divided between people who can’t believe how much of it one man can ruin and people who won’t believe how much of it one man can ruin. 324644
Reposted by Kay McHaitchMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"Most people don't know that maggot has two 'g's.'" 4322
Reposted by Kay McHaitchmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026well yeah but there's gonna be a lot of no shows 116211
Reposted by Kay McHaitchRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I haven’t been watching Trump’s UFC White House event, has it lowered grocery prices or provided affordable health care yet? 2633238
Reposted by Kay McHaitchweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/06/2026God: This is a test Me: Fail. F. Can't do it. God: Not how it works Me: *limp on the floor* 515230
Reposted by Kay McHaitchYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/05/2026what has me the most excited about ai is how all the companies using it to make their businesses more efficient will soon be passing the cost savings right down to me, the consumer 926640