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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I didn't even pause The Raid (2011) to tell my wife. Not to make a point or anything, it just wasn't as important as watching The Raid (2011). She found out on her own and agreed The Raid (2011) better warranted our attention.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*rotates credit card 90 degrees* cashier: no i meant tap it against the screen
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tuesday @knockturnal.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
just brush me hard twin
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 20/03/2026
my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/02/2026
i have to imagine selling games on steam makes you feel like you, personally, are being trapped in a satanic world of illusions every single day of your life
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Moz @kak0phony.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
driving up mountain avenue every day. but today I drive it all the way up to The Mountain it's named for
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Moz @kak0phony.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
computer training day... I've been saved from the box mines
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Moz @kak0phony.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
tried to get more sleep by going to bed an hour early, but I just woke up an hour earlier than normal
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 07/02/2026
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
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Moz @kak0phony.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
yeah this is my gf (goated friend)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a person is running aside a bicycle, assisting the rider by holding the handlebars. The person says “you got this! Don’t stop pedaling!” Panel 2: the bicycle rider continues riding solo down a forest trail. The person is behind them, holding their arms up in celebration. “Keep going!” Panel 3: an eldritch horror in a cloak rides confidently on the bicycle. It’s says “I’m doing it!!”
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming
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gwauu 2️⃣ @gwauu.online · 17/12/2025
its crazy everyone is ganging up on polyester when the real evil is pleather
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Many people’s main concern is whether or not they have heard a peep
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
And he said, "If everyone likes it, it means it's mainstream. It means it's conventional. It means it's already pre-digested for people to like it. And I don't want that. I want people to end up liking things they didn't like when they first encountered it, because that's where you really end up loving something."
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Yeah I only use AI for the fun part right at the beginning where we're kicking ideas around and not worried about budget or expectations. Just the best part of any group creative endeavor, me and my team challenging each other with our most visionary ideas, I'm looking to automate that
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Did you think you would see him here Be honest
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Lotusfishicoot @lotusfishicoot.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This person has been doing us all a major service uploading these strips for years now, so… ;o
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sunyi @sunyidean.com · 04/12/2025
Love it 🙌
Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You
- Hayley DeRoche
Your last words
But before them
What to murmur to a lover in bed
What to say in the group chat when someone's
Sister mother brother is dead and
The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal
Your wedding toast, too
Your best friend's birthday roast
You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast.
You can cradle to grave away
Every warm human word
You could ever have said
And when they chisel your gravestone
For your final rest
We can ask ChatGPT
Because it knew you best
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 28/11/2025
happy thanksgiving to everyone who's already eating leftovers in a dark and quiet kitchen
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27/11/2025
ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving. If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
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CHAOKO🍥 @chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It used to be, you couldn’t even fit 5 whole guys with all their burgers and fries inside the restaurant. Now, all that’s changed,
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Friendly shitty economy reminder that your personal car insurance will NOT cover damages incurred while doing any type of paid work unless you specifically add that coverage to your policy. Don’t fall tens of thousands in debt for $36 in DoorDash pay!!!
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heckin paigerino @paigeroo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I have GOT to get more woke
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Luv ❤️ @luvamistoole.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/10/2025
this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them
Jared's eyes became erratic - completely different from the eyes of the man I'd sat down with at the beginning of the night. "If we lived in a different time, we would be hanging white liberal whores in the town square and dragging them through the streets for the lies they spread," he roared.
My immediate reaction was an attempt to de-escalate the situation."What did they say about you?" I asked.
He snapped out of it. "Oh, not me," he answered. "I meant Donald Trump."
Over the course of a few dates, he'd make this mistake often, where he'd talk about Trump in the first person. And I came to realise that while I was trying to separate Jared from who he voted for, he may have been personally struggling to do the exact same thing, just in a very different way. It became clear to me that he truly loved Trump not just because he identified with Trump the politician but because he identified with Trump the person being considered 'bad' by progressive standards.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/10/2025
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-…
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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bridgette @maximummightyx.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/09/2025
A few people had questions of some of the states on my map such as NY/CA/IL moving up in risk for trans youth. If a state has moved up in risk, it's because of clinic closures at major clinics. I cannot in good faith keep a state low risk if state laws are not being enforced to keep clinics open.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 01/09/2025
And what gets me is that men believe this because they live lives completely devoid of historical context. If it was 1725, they'd be the hired farm hand (and still single) It if was 1890, they'd be the factory workers sleeping in coffins at night (and still single) Just detached from reality
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation attached.
A drawing of Goose saying, “other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko.” It is heavily annotated:

Other-donkey: a portmanteau of “other mommy” and “donkey.” She called me donkey and I accidentally laughed when I responded “I’m your other mommy,” prompting the evolution of the bit. She has been calling me this for a few hours now. 
Other mommy: “other mommy” is the name goose uses to differentiate me from my wife (“mommy”). The names are largely interchangeable but I get “other mommy” a little more often and now I’m fond of it. Note: no relation to Coraline/evolved independently
Donkey: Goose has been repeating the word “donkey” because it’s fun to say. ie: donkey donkey donkey donkey.

Elsa: She is wearing her Elsa dress (again) and pretending to be Elsa. Here she is talking about herself in the third person. 
The “Elsa dress” (pictured, a dress with a face on the chest) is a blue dress with frills. It does not look like the dress Elsa wears in Frozen, but it does have her face on the front. She has been dancing to “let it go” or a half hour. (Pictured, Lucy dancing in the dress. She says, “Elsa’s making her frozen castle!”)

Likes macaroni: macaroni, here, is strawberries. She selected 4 strawberries from the container in the fridge and asked me to cut them up for her. I put them on a plate and cut them into sixths (the way she likes). (Includes an illustration of the process) when I handed her the plate of sliced strawberries, she said “these are macaroni.” “Ok,” I said. 
Macaroni: no precedent. She had macaroni a few times last week? We ate at restaurants more than usual while at the shore and it was all she wanted from any given menu.

Kiko: we went to the shore last week and the town we stayed in had the type of crossing signals that beep and talk. She was fascinated by these and “kiko” is how she imitated the beeping sound the signal made while waiting for it to give us a walk signal. Her fascination has led to her framing most declarative sentences as crossing s…
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malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hoo boy would I have been a menace if I had this term in grad school
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john ‮‮ @wilddog.bsky.social · 15/10/2009
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
cnn.com
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Move!! @moveorgo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i want to make something
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 22/08/2025
One white boy in arizona always bears the curse
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My folks always used to say "kill people kill people" or something like that
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jiangshi schmancy @cthulhucalamari.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
enough. put homie to the sword
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/08/2025
the ending of this explainer might surprise you
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