malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 8hIt came out a year ago and there hasn’t been as good a pop song as “AAAHH MEN!” since 000
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026TCM’s been doing Kubrick lately so I had to cleanse my palate of all that prestige 000
Reposted by malaphorjuan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results 648095
Reposted by malaphorBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"LOLLL THERE GOES THE DUMBASS WHO SAID CORPORATIONS CAN TALK LOL" 554613
Reposted by malaphorJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1525346805
Reposted by malaphorUnions, Labor Relations and Class Struggle…As Seen On TV @solongdentalplan.com · 01/10/2026If you're on Goodreads, you can now "Want To Read" our April 2027 @sunypress.bsky.social book "So Long, Dental Plan!: Unions, Labor Relations, and Class Struggle... as Seen on TV." www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...goodreads.comSo Long, Dental Plan!: Unions, Labor Relations, and Cla…Essays exploring how labor unions, union organizing, an… 055
Reposted by malaphorSeattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets 8570137
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AOC had better be pulling a fake out for a 2028 run bc we’re almost done w 2026 and if she doesn’t it’s 100% going to be Governor Haircut 000
Reposted by malaphorMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most culturally literate New York mayor of the last half century. Surely the only one who, asked to list his five favorite neorealist dramas, would counter with "which country?" 37711
Reposted by malaphorMelville House @melvillehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026⚔️📚 What We Do Now is out this week! “This offers hope,” @publisherswkly. Bold, rigorous essays by @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social, @doctorow.pluralistic.net, @harshawalia.bsky.social, @staceyabrams.com, @kimkelly.bsky.social, @sarahljaffe.bsky.social and more. new 🛠️⚔️❤️ bit.ly/what-we-do-now ❤️⚔️🛠️ new 1114
Reposted by malaphor(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That 761190246
Reposted by malaphorJordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026waking up every day in 2026 like: 1147451084
Reposted by malaphorRobert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 01/10/2026Sure looks to me like Bob Kettle knew for a year and a half that SPD had massively expanded its surveillance capabilities without a public vote and…just sat on that knowledge without doing anything about it. A massive scandal. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news... 39830
Reposted by malaphorTechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record peopletechcrunch.comCalifornia governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record peopleThe California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones. 149744286
Reposted by malaphordon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026but this though for REAL 58711
Reposted by malaphorCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In case you wondered whether or not the news was on your side lol 917521
Reposted by malaphorAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before 151976481436
Reposted by malaphorDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nepo baby won fat bear week 🙄 336136
Reposted by malaphorAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/09/2026This has the potential to rip apart comity between the states. If SCOTUS comes in and says that blue states can't regulate abortion in their own states and red states get a veto over it, it'll create a massive crisis for federalism. thehill.com/homenews/sta...thehill.comRed states challenge mail-order abortion shield laws for providersThree attorneys general in anti-abortion states filed a lawsuit directly with the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday challenging the abortion shield laws of three Democratic-led states that protect ph… 23460132
Reposted by malaphorGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's a $96,318 fine for being raped. 232014656
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going back to layers and boots after 3+ months of sandals and bare thighs 000
Reposted by malaphorGoldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 29/09/2026In 2027 Seattle's minimum wage will be $22.14 per hour. That's more than THREE TIMES the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour—a rate that hasn't been raised since 2009. And yet somehow we're not the jobless wasteland orthodox economics would predict. Weird.seattletimes.comSeattle announces 2027 minimum wageThe minimum wage in Seattle will increase 3.9% next year. 10038731148
Reposted by malaphorThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 187111632118
Reposted by malaphorjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026i feel like the thing is using a sampler/drum machine/auto-tune/whatever previous moral panic over "computer music" to make a good song in reality takes immense skill and artistic intent writing a prompt to AI generate a song... i just don't see evidence of the skill and artistry 4482
Reposted by malaphorkate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 29/09/2026new mcmansion hell about whatever the hell is going on with ceiling fans right now mcmansionhell.com/post/8291279...mcmansionhell.comwhat is going on with ceiling fansSometimes new design phenomena slip past even those of us who are most in tune with the happenings of the built environment. Such is the case with whatever the hell is going on with commercial ceiling... 2729863
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We need to make family and consumer sciences mandatory again; I can’t take much more event prep with unlearned men who don’t know rapid temp changes break glass 000
Reposted by malaphorDarr247 @darr247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Here... I rearranged the names to match the photo order. 045
Reposted by malaphorAbbott and Costello Meet MikeZilla Minus Zero (#15584) @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Banana bread takes a lot less time with this new recipe 183
Reposted by malaphorAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking up really bad is like jazz 210722
Reposted by malaphorBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112711929
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After running store rooms for a couple years I decided when I moved into my apt to transfer that ethos—everything public-facing is pretty but anything with a door is strictly utilitarian. Life is good when you arrange working spaces to actually work. 100
Reposted by malaphorAFT @aft.org · 28/09/2026“A students opportunity to pursue an education should be determined by their dreams, not by their family’s bank account.” - @neatoday.bsky.social’s Noel Candelaria #AffordableCollegeNow @apscuf.org @afthighered.bsky.social @aaup.org 0178
Reposted by malaphorLibby Cudmore (SHE/HER) @libbycudmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As your President, I will assign a a strong, warm-but-stern woman to take all the girlies/AFABs into the auditorium & show a film about perimenopause, then give everyone a little gift box with a cooling blanket, cotton pajamas & an estrogen patch. 4202
Reposted by malaphorMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope. 511817195
Reposted by malaphorlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026i grew up between louisiana and arizona so i think i'm uniquely predisposed to hate texas, the state that symbolizes excruciatingly long car rides through desert. that's why i don't choose it. if made to choose texas, i pick beaumont or el paso, the "thank fuck i'm finally almost out of texas" towns 2740910
Reposted by malaphorShirley Leung, PhD @shirleyswirley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I might die on this hill and I’m so sorry but lake city and lake city way and little brook are not close to light rail. Forcing us to go way out of our way to first get to light rail for every single trip sucks. I love the light rail obvi but can’t I just ride one bus to go where I want sometimes?😅 4254
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I gotta focus. I’m shifting into all-you-can-eat Mongolian grill mode. 100
Reposted by malaphorSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 27/09/2026It’s funny because Jesus is allergic to tree nuts 4732
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 25/09/20261000 miles on nice clean CA highways: no issue 20 min from home in WA: big truck veering to unkempt shoulder kicks a rock to my windshield 100
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Everyone: you’re already thinking about when you can go back to the ocean, aren’t you? Me: I CAN GET GREAT RATES IN LONG BEACH THE WEEK AFTER THANKSGIVING 000
Reposted by malaphorJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fascinating study which shows that at a fundamental level the brain is two separate organs, essentially the brain stem is one and the rest of the brain (forebrain and midbrain) are another. Distinct from the beginning both in formation and evolutionary history. med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 11588171
Reposted by malaphorQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country. 14249462221
Reposted by malaphorMya Byrne, Rhinestone Tomboy @rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m beyond furious. I’m glad @motherjones.com framed it like this—it’s getting buried under other ledes bc imo ppl are more bound to ignore trans news. This veto stinks and it’s such a pander my god 18835
malaphor @malaphor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did y’all know that Bodega Bay, where The Birds takes place and was filmed, actually does have a shitton of birds even by coastal town standards? Bc I didn’t. 010
Reposted by malaphorryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23/09/2026been thinking about this for awhile. you can point out how it's similar to what Bill Clinton said in the 90s, but it could also be Zohran starting a frankly overdue debate about the left approach to crime and bureaucracy bsky.app/profile/core... 1852347
Reposted by malaphorMichael's Movie Group @michaelcinemagroup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It was a tragedy that we lost Bob Fosse today in 1987 at age 60; he could have made so many more brilliant films. The choreographer-turned-film director started with high energy musicals (Sweet Charity, Cabaret) before shifting to celeb bios (Lenny, Star 80) and his work was always provocative. 1103
