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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer

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hypoderanged anchoress @lugubriouscreature.bsky.social · 1h
fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
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Emiel Boven @emielboven.itch.io · 10h
Beithir
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 8h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 11h
Reading the star wars wiki and there is this strange tension in the series where the many of the characters are larger than life, working in the mythoromantic sphere but also like supplementary stuff isn't always so there is stuff like Darth Vader's email address being vader@imperial.emp
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 17h
combat hit grunt
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
thank you bradley
Amazon review:

Bradley D.
Verified Purchase
No. Weiner hole
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2026

No weiner hole
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 22h
We are birthing forth a new mental regime of gaming.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 29/09/2026
I'm real scrawny and have the crazy eyes, I shouldn't have to pay taxes, I should become a witch in league with dark forces, blasting motherfuckers to ash with bolts of energy from my gnarled staff.
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry but I am choosing the real home of country music- Bakersfield, California
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 28/09/2026
let's lose ourselves in pursuit of the inhumane, let us become untethered from our past and unaware of our future, let us become beasts drunk on power, let's suck our own dicks
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guy in clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love when shit is heretofore unseen or unprecedented or some other shit like that
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🏰𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🏰 @dungeonlust.com · 15/09/2026
Art by • Beefstrong
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 27/09/2026
I told a friend she seems like the sort who falls off of rooves a lot and she said wait do you say rooves?
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the Butthole Surfers would have had much more success if they had a name like Riff and the Party Boys or something like that.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I am thinking about the oft quote fact that the ancient greeks saw a small penis as a sign of civility and excellence. I'm now realizing I don't know their opinions on balls, did they consider the whole package being small good and it just gets shared as just penis or were they into big balls.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Straight edge wine mom.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
I was admiring another woman's bangs and she then approached me and told me I had nice bangs. This is called solidarity look it up.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 25/09/2026
Went to get my covid and flu shot for the year and I told them I was afraid of needles so they just let me chug the juice.
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Highland Paranormal Society @n8hps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to figure out what to do with this old TV I gutted
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SLAM: Asian Art @slamasianarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actor Morita Kan’ya XIII as Jean Valjean, from... www.slam.org/collection/objects/612…
Actor Morita Kan’ya XIII as Jean Valjean, from...
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/09/2026
Fuck is wikipedia down?
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JV West @jvwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asio the Screeching Wizard
Color doodle of an owl wizard with lightning behind it
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Luke Gearing @lukegearing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm already in your hauntological context you stupid motherfucker
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Luke Gearing @lukegearing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my psionic lethality reading is off the charts. it's so over for you. i'm going to leave your whole mindform flat lined. there'll be a big crater in the noosphere that used to be your sad little astral presence, and people will gather round and wonder what you did to deserve total obliteration
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 22/09/2026
I am sad to report that beloved former prime minister Keir Starmer has been torn limb from limb by a black dog.
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MeatCastle GameWare @meatcastlegameware.com · 22/09/2026
Rare configuration
Betty hanging cartoonishly across Andi who is bent in half and sleeping
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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It’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#swordtember #21 Bovine
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
My class of 40 seems to have only 11 people here 3 minutes before class starts.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
*Talking to another woman about my makeup today* yeah this look is actually inspired by serpent men
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
I think that becoming a writer has made me worse at homework not that I am back at college because I now have to figure out a way to say in one page that I have trained for years to communicate in a single paragraph.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
They did RoboCop to me.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 21/09/2026
I told my mom about this and she razzed me a little for not making moves.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 20/09/2026
I am no longer answering questions about "dog hell"
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 20/09/2026
UK friends keep safe, all the black hounds of Albion have reared their heads again and are just tearing through people.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 23/02/2026
It's insane how much a creative output is improved if you don't fake what you don't have to.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 20/09/2026
It's suddenly working again! It stopped working for like 30 minutes later night but now it works.
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Complex Oscillator @mfelps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Zines are good, zines are life, zines compel you.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 19/09/2026
Doing a post SF zine fest clearance sale for the ttrpg APA I ran Red Solstice. If you wanna buy all 6 you can get them for half off or small discounts for other bundles. It has so many things from so many people, hexcrawls, classes, adventures, bestiaries, rules supplements itch.io/blog/1669223...
Three magazines on a violet background. The frontmost displays a lanky dog floating covered in eyes in front of a blazing moon, the middle one displays the edge of pixel art illustration of glowing faeries, and the backmost shows a an elf on unicorn back rearing their bow at a robot
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The best part about living in New York has to be picking up a rat and hucking it at some dude's head.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
first look at blue yoda
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 19/09/2026
My airfyrer broke. I believe this is the work of some type of satan, or other ghoul.
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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your face is just a mask your skull wears because it's shy.
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 19/09/2026
Doing a post SF zine fest clearance sale for the ttrpg APA I ran Red Solstice. If you wanna buy all 6 you can get them for half off or small discounts for other bundles. It has so many things from so many people, hexcrawls, classes, adventures, bestiaries, rules supplements itch.io/blog/1669223...
Three magazines on a violet background. The frontmost displays a lanky dog floating covered in eyes in front of a blazing moon, the middle one displays the edge of pixel art illustration of glowing faeries, and the backmost shows a an elf on unicorn back rearing their bow at a robot
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should obviously hunt the moon in case it’s alive
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Stella, Sandwich Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 18/09/2026
Currently in post office hell
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