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Kaiser of Crisps

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Lots of re-posts and some* swearing. You cunt. *vast quantities of

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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 5h
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 5h
Pottery. Do pottery that can later be carbon dated to this specific period and make sure you sign your name bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 7h
Smotrich & Ben-Gvir aren't fringe Twitchers, they're senior cabinet ministers! Smotrich controls the Finance Ministry and has major authority over the West Bank, & Ben-Gvir runs the police ministry. Both are on the security cabinet, and their parties are crucial to Netanyahu's governing coalition.
“Abdul consistently judges pro-Israel Jews in Michigan, and the entire Zionist movement, by Israel’s most extremist elements, such as [Itamar] Ben-Gvir and [Bezalel] Smotrich,” Arbit said, referring to far-right ministers in Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s coalition, “yet gets very indignant when people judge him by the most extreme statements of Hasan Piker,” a Twitch streamer who has espoused antisemitic rhetoric and with whom El-Sayed campaigned during the primary.  
“I have a huge problem with that hypocrisy,” Arbit added. “Should you judge a movement by its fringes or shouldn’t you? Which is it?”
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 7h
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 7h
Pete Hegseth's department of wank. You know he's practiced this loads but he still fluffed it.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 7h
Is this in character or what?
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 7h
The kids won't remember peak Newt.
If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean some do, but they're relatively rare.

"On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, it doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real.

"On the other hand, if combat means being on an aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for 12 ships and their rockets, a female may again be dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 12h
What is this absolute lunatic wittering on about? If a person has diplomatic immunity, you cannot “bail” them!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 12h
Amichai Chikli, another sick zionist POS...
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 12h
Amichai Chikli, minister of diaspora affairs in Israel says British Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood (like New York Mayor Mandami) is a dangerous Islamist. The occasion for this prejudice is new phase of community sponsorship of refugees (begun by David Cameron 2016) + Likud's election campaign
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Beth Stratford @bethstratford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I for one am an economist who supports rent controls! Here’s why 🧵: Markets only work well if: -buyers & sellers have roughly equal power -producers respond to price signals & expand supply in response to scarcity -buyers can walk away if prices get too high
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 12h
If we're talking "traumatic events" Haiti ought to be one of the most haunted places of all time, but then we're really giving the game away aren't we?
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 13h
Given how happy they were to knock things down, I think the average Victorian who commissioned statues would be horrified by how many of the horrible things had lingered.
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 12h
Right up the 29 crash everyone is still scheming to knock down Charing Cross Station and run a massive parisian boulevard from the new Mega stations on the South Bank "Waterloo" and "Ypres"(!) to New Oxford street, obliterating covent garden on the way
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 15h
Looks a bit like Larry Olivier...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 15h
Musk will have a Grok remake of this by the end of the year.
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FairSquare @fairsqprojects.bsky.social · 15h
It is a colossal political failure to have encouraged the UAE to buy up swathes of the British economy and prized cultural assets like Manchester City while evidence of its greed and brutality and contempt for the rule of law was all around. Two @fairsqprojects.bsky.social reports worth reading 👇
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Dave Jeffery @kecskebak.bsky.social · 16h
Somebody from Slough SL1 (Good afternoon 68.183.36.111) is desperate to hack my blog; numerous attempts and lockouts all from the same IP address.
static.klipy.com
Meg Crossroads
ALT: Meg Crossroads
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16h
Birmingham City Council at the High Court to seek an emergency injunction to stop more unlawful erection of Union and St George's Cross flags on lampposts and bridges by Ryan Bridge's Raise the Colours The council has acted after many complaints of harassment & anti-social behaviour for over a year
birminghammail.co.uk
Live updates as flaggers face court showdown with Birmingham City Council
It's a day of reckoning for the men who have put flags up all over Birmingham, as the city council seeks an injunction to stop them
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15h
Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 16h
hilariously he has disabled replies and quotes on the “please report transphobia” post lmao
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Lanyardian Jihad @dismalchips.bsky.social · 15h
"It sounds like you're sad, would you like me to play you a sound that averages out at sadness in an approximation of the genre you prefer?"
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Lanyardian Jihad @dismalchips.bsky.social · 15h
I have been Going Through It a bit emotionally this week and few things really help like music, hearing someone else speak something that (often indirectly and obliquely) hits at what you need. And it's the knowing that there were other humans that felt that and expressed it that makes it work.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 16h
It's sunny and warm, proper T-shirt weather. It's October tomorrow.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17h
Have to say I will be fascinated to read volume 3: “Get Fucked - The inside story of Labour under Farage in the polls, and Peter under arrest”.
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Deidre Lynch @drbibliomane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone employed at a postsecondary institution (& esp deans of students) should read Kate Manne's powerful essay: "Cease to be a place where sexual assault is often subject to less punishment than protesting and plagiarism. ... become a place where our sons are not initiated into rape culture."
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's quite hard for Americans to understand that our instinct with anything other than genuinely tragic stories is to take the piss.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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craigyp56.bsky.social @craigyp56.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not enough is being made of Farage's 'Iranian spies in rubber dinghies' bullshit. It really ought to be the last straw for that particular pathetic specimen. If his cult members can't see what he is by now, they never will.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 21h
“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.”
Pete and Dud.
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 20h
I love discovering samples out in the wild. Boom Radio just played this. Never heard it before in my life but immediately recognised the drum beat on it that has been sampled hundreds of times. youtu.be/O3rqRWM0sjE?...
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Tommy Roe - Sweet Pea
YouTube video by top401966
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Will we now scrutinise Nigel Farage’s claim that Iranian sleeper agents are being smuggled into Britain via small boats—perhaps even interrogate what this might inform us about the entire function of rising xenophobia and Islamophobic racism in the UK—or will we swiftly move on? Place your bets.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Mystery of glasses theft deepens as they are discovered to have been on my head the whole time
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Members of fraternities are three times more likely to be rapists than male college students who aren’t members of fraternities
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice cat thread.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BROKEN NOOZ! The Chief Constable said, "Imagine my surprise when vehicles powered by the internal combustion engine were found to contain quantities of 'accelerant' or, as civilians call it, 'fuel'..."
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Finally got round to X: The Unknown after many years on the watch pile. Enjoyed it! But... I think it would've worked even better as a Quatermass sequel. Dr. Adam Royston was okay, but there's something about Brian Donlevy's particular brand of blunt, blustering American gobshite I quite enjoy.
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CheapShow @cheapshow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of my very favourite episodes... It's why it was a joy to speak about it with @johnrain.co.uk on @smershpod.com a little while ago! Now You See Him - With Paul Gannon - Smersh Pod | Acast share.google/TqhKWyvNWuQy...
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Now You See Him - With Paul Gannon | Smersh Pod
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🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃 @smershpod.com · 29/09/2026
Can announce that the film to be covered (as it were) at Live Smersh will be ADVENTURES OF A PRIVATE EYE. Get your tickets!
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Putting aside that the UK was never a bystander, but rather a junior partner in facilitating the genocide and apartheid by maintaining regular relations with Israel for decades, it is still refreshing to see Miliband speak like this. Who in the Democratic Party does the same aside from Van Hollen?
zeteo.uk
Ed Miliband to Zeteo UK: The UK Will ‘Not Be Bystanders’ Over Palestine
The new foreign secretary, speaking to Zeteo UK’s political editor Shehab Khan at the Labour Party conference, has said he is ‘very serious’ about doing the ‘right thing’ in Gaza and the West Bank.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking zen koan
• What to know as questions mount
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a model case study for “here’s how to murder, you can do it to a child, and they won’t even say you did it they’ll just say the victim got in the way of the weapon”
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA...!!!
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a rhetorical question because the answer is: you're not allowed to be a SPAD unless you've done PPE at Oxford, and you're not allowed to be an MP unless you're a SPAD, and PPE at Oxford accepts as a bone deep article of faith that there must be Spiv Layer between the public and their needs.
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Spyro the Antifascist Dragon @antifaspyro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what made Theresa May's "Dementia Tax" so unpopular! It only applied if you needed social care, so richer people - less likely to be disabled and less likely to need council services - were largely immune from it. A general wealth tax is the only fair way to fund social care.
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