Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 2hEvery method of execution the various US states use is an attempt to obfuscate the act of killing someone beneath a veneer of early 20th century technocratic modernity, and every method they use is more brutal than the ones they tut at other countries for using. 4448
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 17hS BOMs S BOMs Adopt some S BOMs Strengthen the resilience so shenanigans are gone 040
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just read an article about research that says AI is 47% more sycophantic than actual humans, and that you'd get bad advice and be trained not to accept friction and pushback in your conversations And I swear. I swear. That article was written by AI. Not one clue. Not two clues. But several clues. 010
Reposted by StevePhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At least we didn't all lose our minds and inflict ten years of the Tories on ourselves in order to eventually try and sneak a watered down version of the 2019 Labour manifesto back in and hope nobody notices and asks awkward questions. 69029
Reposted by SteveBela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is fucking stupid. The Mountain Goats solved infinite personalised music 20 years ago. 310811
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Listen. I'm not saying there's anything to the conspiracy theory about the rich and powerful harvesting glands from young children to try to keep themselves young. What I am saying is that if anybody at all anywhere in the world is doing anything remotely like that, it's not not Tony Blair 2153
Reposted by SteveJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641235367
Reposted by SteveEloi Taste Tester @aylwin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is fucking stupid and is the starting pistol being fired on younger generations getting a state pension whittled down to fuck all so of course the comments section is an absolute crab bucket. 4194
Reposted by SteveDave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”. 19731
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen, I don't think many research scientists read my Bluesky account, but for the love of fuck stop feeding your research into the Plagiarism Machine you idiots. Are your brains too highly tuned? 280
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's quite simple. You get the bridges off Central Government's books by assigning them to Greater London Council. Then you abolish that and assign the bridges to local London Councils like Hammersmith and Fulham that don't begin to have the budget to renovate them. Then you starve those of funds. 2155
Reposted by SteveDa Underfunded Ouroboros @trufflehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There are two things that strike fear in the hearts of racist pensioners across the UK shires; a) What if they saw a young person [French]? b) What if an unregistered barber lusted for Vienna? 04310
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is an absolutely glorious autumn morning in West Central Scotland, but it's definitely an autumn morning. I was not consulted on this. 030
Reposted by StevePhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Has it ever been explained to the public that indulging racists will leave the rest of us poorer and worse off? I feel like if you'd read any British newspaper or seen any broadcast news or listened to any Labour MP for the last 5 years, you'd think the exact opposite. Strange. 33414
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish I loved anything as much as Brian loves fruit trees and making cider. Also I wish he lived a lot closer so I could try to get my hands on some of the cider. 0201
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026New exciting reason to be wary of eating spooky black Halloween food, to go with "activated charcoal is used for poison control and the same qualities that make it useful there can stop your medicines working" 053
Reposted by Stevereni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :) 16411
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Enid Blyton's gone a bit Tom Clancytheguardian.comFive arrested for alleged terrorism offences after ‘major incident’ near RAF FairfordMen held also suspected of explosives offences as homes evacuated near British airbase used in US attacks on Iran 140
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/1B1RJiOGPUI?... OK so I listened to that country pop song everyone's going on about for some reason, and it's actually pretty good. Maybe give it a listen before you make your mind up.youtu.beStruttin'YouTube video by THUMPASAURUS 020
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you think BBC 6 Music is going to play "Yeehaw Texas" or whatever the fuck the song is? I'm never going to hear that song in my entire life. 050
Reposted by SteveSteve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dignified elder statesman of sumo and mostly shaved bear Takayasu is the man chosen to share Onosato's victory parade car ride today. youtube.com/shorts/BDx56... Takayasu is famous for being the Hairiest Rikishi, and also for having come runner up seven hundred times without ever winning a yushoyoutube.com<大の里優勝!> パレードの様子 #sumo #shortsYouTube video by 日本相撲協会公式チャンネル 174
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Important sumo update: we know what the colourful elephant was from the trophy presentation 141
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@lukelukeluke.bsky.social check out the cinnamon rolls 120
Reposted by SteveRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you 732584
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok seriously, I'm not making it up: the very junior wrestlers from the lowest division now ceremonially throw the referee into the air to let the spirits know that the tournament is over, and subtly suggest they go back to the heavens. 170
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Once the pressure is off, Kirishima is a hell of a fighter 040
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#sumospoilers It's all over again for five weeks. Onosato, the Yokozuna, squared up against Aonishiki, the Ukrainian tyro looking for another tournament win to spark his own Yokozuna run. It was a relatively straightforward win for the enormous Yokozuna to end a good tournament. Now, 1000 prizes. 170
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#sumospoilers Small feisty man Fujinokawa was up against huge humongous man Atamifuji who must weigh twice as much as him. He took the charge, was forced back, and then ta-daa! Somehow he shrugged the huge man off with a flourish like a bullfighter and Atamifuji was on the ground 180
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There are only (I think 3?) colours of giant macaron and they are on a fixed rotation; if you care enough you can work out in advance what colour it will be. Sumo Association missing a great chance for Alfredo Frog "what flavour will it be" (you'd have to be both British and old for the reference) 0102
Reposted by SteveNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So women teens and kids saw through the pervert glasses, we thought it would make you perverts disarming enough to stalk them, but they figured it out. But we think they like all cute things, so we put our pervert tech in a cute thing. Now you can stalk them again and pervert film 04117
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The problem with "just store asylum seekers on military bases" aside from the obvious two that it's inhumane and we should just process asylum applications timeously, is that we sold off much of the estate and underfunded the rest and there isn't even livable housing for the shrunken army 122
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bing Snart Bing Snart Guy called Bing Snart He's probably not a real guy, we're not certain of that part 050
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@athenaisreallycool.bsky.social where is this one on the Athena Scale? I think I had the paperback of this one when I was a lot younger. bsky.app/profile/damp... 110
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@spindlypete.bsky.social have you been here? youtube.com/shorts/a_4uE... (I stumbled across random Portland Content on the YouTube)youtube.comHe’s cooking authentic German schnitzel in PortlandYouTube video by Rob Martinez 120
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is gold I tell you, gold! Don't make me explain the joke you bastards, just give me my regular 4-6 likes 141
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you get given garlic bread with it that you weren't expecting, that's a lasagniappe 061
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#sumospoilers Kotozakura, frequently referred to in these parts as "the sad remains of Kotozakura" unexpectedly beat Onosato today. On Ozeki is meant to be a challenge for a Yokozuna but it's been a long time since he has been. Tomorrow Aonishiki fights Onosato for all the marbles. 050
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He was terrible (in the context of the top 30-odd people to do sumo in the entire world) and then he quietly became quite good. He always seems off balance and confused, and then he wins anyway and you realise he's better than his Oaf Style Sumo and unusual body plan makes him look. 2215
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am mildly concerned that at least one orca has learned to hover, especially as they're social animals who teach and learn 140
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't care about the list of TV shows. They only released the list of TV shows so everyone would have Opinions about the list of TV shows. I'm fully aware that "I don't care about the list" is also a well-worn trope in response to TV Shows. I used to like to watch Hey Duggee with Little Nephew 110
Reposted by StevePhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Rather than targeting old people because many of them have money, I suggest we target people with money. This has the advantage of including people with money who aren't old, as well as excluding old people who don't have money. Radical plan I know. 1318
Steve @chompmancobra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hyper local travel update: you can make it over the stepping stones if you've got waterproof shoes 030