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this social media feed doesn't make any sense, either // digital refugee, extremely busy person, ask me about my long bike rides

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1h
Joe Biden is in Delaware dying of cancer and hasn’t been president in two years. Do the idiots who watch Fox still believe this? Because polling indicates literally no one else does.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 51m
Everyone bringing negative whimsy to the function can move right back to Dallas
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Defector @defector.com · 1h
"I mustered all of my formidable wit and floated to the assembled bloggers a potential headline: 'Ben Twice.' Everyone groaned at my shit." defector.com/rice-guys-tw...
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Rice Guy's Twinnish Blasts | Defector
Let me take you Behind the Blog™ for a moment. The Defector staff is currently assembled in a top-secret location, and a bunch of us were crammed into Lauren’s room to watch the end of Yankees–Red…
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 58m
The problem with the 21st century is that all of these guys never have to say this kind of shit to more than 3 people in a restaurant or a bar. This is like saying Greg Ostertag was the greatest basketball player of all time. People will fight you for that
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 2h
da fuq?
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 2h
For what it’s worth, I know what the board meant, but they should say it more precisely. Not “mentally ill” but “too ill to care” Because “mentally ill” is actually a very broad category of people who aren’t all incapacitated or prone to violence, and deserve to keep their humanity regardless
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 2h
There’s really no story here, but actually including the retaliation claim in the headline is kind of reporting that as a fact and not as an opinion, as few people know the difference.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 2h
Literal Mandate of Heaven
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 12h
Chi Phi alum doxxed the Cornell Jane Doe in case you thought fraternities served any other purpose than to uphold the patriarchy.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 12h
Toast: HIGH
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 17h
Conflating Jewish people and a foreign administration. Like saying American Italians could only be safe if we worshipped Mussolini. Absurd and conniving, and makes us ALL more unsafe among these regimes. Not just stupid and silly. Monstrous.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 18h
It would be so funny if he lived here
The Sopranos house
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 18h
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Not Know The Difference Between The Hawks And The Hawkeyes
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The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️ @benjayingly.com · 18h
If Randy Mastro fell into a giant pit, it would be the single best thing that could happen to New York City.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 19h
Ridiculous. On many levels. (And: I worked on the UI web overhaul for Oklahoma)
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allora, so what? @notnotjuan.bsky.social · 19h
huge win for brookyln
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 20h
This looks like a Please Don’t Destroy screencap
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 20h
silicon valley looked at scalper culture and decided we should make society out of it
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Translation: Georgians who use a car little or not at all will subsidize heavy drivers even more than they already are.
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao < chef’s kiss >
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Style note: they’re truck side guards. Not “side guards”. It’s not a turn of phrase, euphemism or special jargon. It’s just side guards. Anything preventing a strict side guard requirement in NYC for all such trucks needs to be addressed immediately. (E.g. is there dumb federal stuff in the way?)
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a model case study for “here’s how to murder, you can do it to a child, and they won’t even say you did it they’ll just say the victim got in the way of the weapon”
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/12/2024
picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They all killed each other at the second location
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So… he’s pro-demolishing memorials in fits of pique?
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 29/09/2026
What an absolute piece of shit.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before this gets overheated, there were allegations in the reverse direction (and the only corroborated incident right now is the murder itself)… do not fall into a discourse trap of needing this guy to be a victim in a developing news situation. The NY Post is already like “trans child abuser!!!”
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like the biggest and slowest member of a gang in Birmingham
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm actually way okay with people saying Taylor Swift has been bad for music because in a lot of ways she has been. The issue is Todd Rundgren didn't just say she ruined music, he said girls did. Also it's always about how "shallow her music is" and not that she literally props up bad parts of the
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Alicia Ziff @alicia0001.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gregory Feathers is corroborated by records as the shooter. A former Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer.👇
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 29/09/2026
A man who spent decades on Utah's death row has been released after prosecutors said newly analyzed DNA evidence doesn't link him to a 1985 killing.
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A man who spent decades on Utah's death row is released and awaits a new trial in a 1985 killing
A man who spent decades on Utah's death row has been released after prosecutors said newly analyzed DNA evidence doesn't link him to a 1985 killing.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You took one look at that guy and knew he was a Principal and that’s got to be harder for an actor to do than we think
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 29/09/2026
Every study of voter fraud has shown that it’s statistically nonexistent. But the Republican Party continues to spread the outright lie that it’s rampant, widespread, out of control, and we need new laws to stop it. It’s all bullshit.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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helloharvi.bsky.social @helloharvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whatever smokescreen she wants to put up, this is the same thing Frank Seddio did for her, the same thing Vito Lopez did for him, and on and on. It's appointing your successor. The voters spoke in June and they spoke based on the rules that existed at the time. That's 42 elected DLs voting 4 chair.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another example of motonormativity. In this essay, we will...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
This is not true! At all! Will a single day go by without the New York Times printing something that's not only not supported by the facts of the story but in fact refuted!?
In January, Mr. Trump sent U.S. commandos to remove Mr. Maduro
from power. He then moved to bring Venezuela’s riches under American
control. It was a gamble that investment would bring reform, and not
the other way around.
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Instagram decided to block my post from getting in front of the right people. Tut tut tut. Oh dear. That doesn’t look great does it?" Pugh wrote www.jezebel.com/florence-pug...
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
Alt: I Don't Believe You
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Central NJ Yimby 🏗️🚲🚇🇺🇸 @princetonyimby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Princeton Council meeting tonight. It's the first since we learned that the town is paying $3.5 million to the family of the victim of a fatal car crash involving the mayor chasing car thieves down Route 27 at 90 mph. Will anyone make a statement about it??? patch.com/new-jersey/p...
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Fatal Princeton Car Chase Lawsuit Implicating Mayor Ends In $7.25M Settlement
Jodi Marcou died when a stolen vehicle fleeing Mayor Mark Freda crashed into her car in 2021.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The other problem with extrapolating from data that is likely to only count convictions and confirmations of SA - there’s a few law enforcement reasons why pursuits/investigations lean toward repeat offenders. This would make them overrepresented in the data. Their frequency is a mirage.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Missing the sun
USA TODAY graphic “excessive heat can take a toll” where a sun wearing sunglasses is gripping a thermometer by, uh, the shaft
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think this should be the public strategy for respecting women’s bodies. Sure, stopping the predator-types is a desired outcome. But the related idea is wishful cop thinking. So much SA is “long tail” - guys alone with a partner who cross clear boundaries, but authorities ignore it.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is from Council Member Virginia Maloney*, the bill/measures are bicycle restrictions, and the “extremist” organization is Transportation Alternatives This is one of the only public statements I’ve seen her make since entering office in January. She got into politics running on her mom’s name
So I am pressing ahead to support my bill and many other of the measures being considered on Wednesday, because I entered public service to support New Yorkers, not special interest advocacy organizations arguing extremist positions.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aka “the guy who disappeared for months”. I know it’s not much of a story but… that’s the story.
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the frog that has the tea @miles.nyc · 28/09/2026
we have to let our mayor who ostensibly controls the nypd know that there is a loophole where you can kill someone and sleep in your bed that night (be driving)
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most amazing thing is that this is like a page 29 story across the US
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm james talarico and i approve this message"
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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