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Kaiser of Crisps

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Lots of re-posts and some* swearing. You cunt. *vast quantities of

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/07/2025
another good way of thinking about what cracking value radio 4 is that it makes twenty hours of programming a day - news, drama, comedy, documentaries, a soap opera, arts - for about £90m/yr, while spotify pay joe rogan about £60m/year to listen gullibly to liars for about nine hours per week
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 8h
Said it before, said it again: if you want a definition of 'British' it's 'you or a very close friend have a "that time I met Brian Blessed" anecdote'.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 9h
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 7h
Meanwhile this week the homes of asylum seekers in Salford were attacked and South Asian taxi drivers were racially abused on the street. Burnham did not condemn this racism and said the violent racist thugs in Gosport were “intimidation” but didn’t say “racist”, he talked about their “concerns”
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 8h
Interesting to think that they are doing the same thing as a lot of people do with nostalgia, and why both Badenoch and Burnham are flirting with it rhetorically in general. Namely creating a heavily edited version of the past that keeps personal good memories and removes bad or indirect ones.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 7h
I'm against the death penalty in most cases for consequentialist reasons (you almost never are preventing future harm by killing someone already in jail for life), but even if I thought it was justified here, to livestream it is the policy choice of a toddler who masturbates while torturing pets.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 7h
you never have to believe a word these people say about how it's a Hard World and Hard Things Must Be Done. they get off on this shit. one thing to think Hassan being executed is justified, another entirely to do it one handed while jacking yourself off like this.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 11h
i'm a tastemaker
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 7h
My dad in the 70s: wrote to hospital to insist he was present at my birth (not standard practice) read child rearing books and so I slept on his chest for a year, gave up a lucrative job as he was travelling a lot and missing his kids’ milestones. Techbro dads in 2020s: AI reads my kids stories
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 15h
Imagine how much money he must still have, despite not having a job for 40 years, to afford a lawyer who can pull this off.
theguardian.com
Search warrants used in Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor raids were unlawful, court rules
Judge makes ruling after former prince brought judicial review of operation linked to Jeffrey Epstein investigation
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21h
So: something has changed in 20 years. What is it? It’s that our political/media class has wholesale imported the wildly extreme, very violent crackpot ideology of the American right, and together they have been ruthlessly enforcing it upon the populace.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 22h
Alex is far from the only British commentator who plainly believes e.g. the destruction of the Gaza Strip and the ethnic cleansing of southern Lebanon are a valiant battle by regrettably fascist white heroes against the black horde of Mordor. But how did this wildly extreme position become dominant?
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 22h
How soon can the plague get here?
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 22h
I see there's a Queen in Budapest thing out. Did I ever mention I was there and did the last ever interview with Freddie Mercury? quantick.substack.com/p/freddie-me...
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Freddie Mercury in Budapest
Hungarian Rhapsody...
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 22h
The authoritarian centrist-led crackdown on antifascist resistance does not address "polarisation" or prevent violence, it only hastens the mainstreaming of the far right As much ass many want to pretend, there is no sensible middle ground between fascism and antifascism
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 22h
Of course "Nigerian" is no more an ethnicity than "British" is, but who cares, when all you're really trying to say is "I'm racist"...
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 22h
'Prosecco Stormfront'... Fucking brilliant.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 23h
I, too, love to purchase companies older than most nations, with names that are known to multiple generations of people all over the world, and then get rid of the names and replace them with the name of a thing nobody gives a shit about.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 23h
I couldn't see it even if I wanted to since that hellsite finally banned me for the last time.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
No surprise to see George Galloway in such rotten company bsky.app/profile/pete...
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
never blindly trust Trump but I do believe this took him 9yrs
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Guy Grossman @guygrossman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really hard to think of a term more antisemitic and genocidal than Yarvin’s.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have to admire a dedication to centrism that even includes your own facial features.
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Dr Sally @drsally.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GetUp rightly proud of the petition to get the pervert glasses taken off the shelves Now for a ban!!
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 08/10/2026
The former head of the BND, Germany’s intelligence service, was arrested on suspicion of selling intelligence to foreign officials. Some say this scandal will undermine allied countries’ trust in the competence of the BND, which raises questions of who even thought the BND was competent.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Curtis yarvin is now, and has long been, a complete piece of shit.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 08/10/2026
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Again, I don't think anything shows the absolute moral cowardice at the heart of the Western political establishment than the fact that nobody can point out how close this guy is to American government power because we can't risk upsetting the Americans.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Monty Python Holy Grail
ALT: Monty Python Holy Grail
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not sure about the latest Addams Family reboot...
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When these people tell you who they are...
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Victoria Gonzalez Maltes @vgonzalezmaltes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stunning that this is not the Pélicot case but a separate instance of a man drugging his wife and orchestrating her mass rape for decades www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Man pleads guilty to sexually assaulting woman drugged by her husband
Sean Peers admits offence against woman who was drugged and attacked for more than two decades
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And four of them were Harry Cole, the grotesquely fat cunt...
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Conor Tomlinson - clear that he will not accept Saka as English, nor Badenoch's children. His position is that Badenoch would be banned from parliament, along with all the other ethnic minority MPs. Remarkably, Tomlinson was a guest of Mr Harry Cole's ridiculously softball podcast interview.
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Lyam Mc @lyamelbandino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember the Tories don’t care about people, they never did and this will never change. All the issue we face started with them forcing Neoliberalism on us. 😡
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Massie with the shocking news here that Palestinians have been importing the Israel/Palestine conflict to Britain, and that Palestinians are targeting Israelis on the streets of Britain.
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A classic example of how playing the 'both sides' card is a means of avoiding, or even denying, obvious truths.
"We can never allow conflict overseas to divide us at home", Khan says.
But only one side imports the conflict here.
Only one side targets the other on British streets every week.
The two sides are not, in fact, the same. x.com/ mayoroflondon/...
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
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My statement on the third anniversary of the October 7 attacks.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good, do it Donald, so the rest of us can get over losing you fuckwitted fascist cunts quickly and crack on with deepening trade links with eachother and without your shitty malignant products poisoning the world...
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I…got nothing. Feeling just wave after wave of absolute revulsion and white hot rage at the violence that poisons every centimeter of this cursed country
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
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Kemi Badenoch invites excellence back to the party
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Unapologetic embrace of dynamism and distinction shows the Tory leader is serious about moving on from mediocrity
Juliet Samuel
Wednesday October 07 2026, 6.50pm, The Times
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/10/2026
What a healthy democracy we have.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They'd only end up in kitten jail, although being so young it would probably be - wait for it - pawstal... Yeah, yeah, I'll get me coat.
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Kaiser of Crisps @kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A rough oatcake with marmite and peanut butter is also bloody good...
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is sweet
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet the Venn diagram of 'people who want inheritance tax abolished' and 'people who regularly get enraged about others receiving "handouts" and not earning a living' is a perfect circle.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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