Reposted by NorismobsterNorismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen. 011
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen. 011
Reposted by NorismobsterProfessor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode! And whiteymost bunnyfloppers there. 2207
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watched Bake Off earlier. Has Nigella forgotten how to eat? 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why have the BBC chosen Angela Scanlon for the drive time show? She was bloody awful during her two week stand-in slot. 020
Reposted by NorismobsterSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained. 123650
Reposted by NorismobsterBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381242826
Reposted by NorismobsterMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 258107
Reposted by NorismobsterRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026Happy mushroom season! 5140411325
Reposted by NorismobsterScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve! 26446126
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Probably a better game than Moby lyric or Morrissey dick. 010
Reposted by Norismobsterᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037817
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This new Strictly lineup is a right barrel scraper. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Billionaires would be more use to society if they were all turned into pet food. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here's a picture of Splodge the garden centre cat I met yesterday. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BBC News doing promotional work for swivel eyed Charlie's new book. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor: 000
Reposted by NorismobsterAndy Walsh @englishscribe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OPPORTUNITY Madhead, Senior Narrative Designer Not affiliated. Shares welcome careers.madheadgames.com/jobs/senior-...careers.madheadgames.comSenior Narrative Designer - Mad Head GamesSenior Narrative Designer at Mad Head Games 03558
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As Reform is a limited company should the gifts to it be taxed? 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Overheard at a National Trust property. Irate mother to son: "Henry Wood, come here right now!" Me under my breath: "These promenade concerts won't just organise themselves." 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is the guy on the right of the picture a dark elf? 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anyone that has a problem with the RNLI is a lower form of life than the bacteria on dog shit. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To be fair, it's one of the more accurate Ghanaian movie posters. 021
Reposted by NorismobsterLithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Doris Day by Bert Six for It's a Great Feeling (1949) 05710
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The new season of Colin from Accounts is excellent. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I watched a bit of The Gentlemen on Netflix, some of it is a bit like a really dark episode of Made in Chelsea. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mandolorian and Grogu was not bad. I really enjoyed the stop motion work and the arena fight was a great homage to the holographic chess game in Star Wars. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is fun. Reminds of the Movie Maker boardgame I loved when I was younger. moviecast.app 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Watched an episode of "Waiting for God" from the nineties where one of the characters was receiving corridor care in hospital. These folks that clutch their pearls and moan like it's a new thing can get fucked. 000
Reposted by NorismobsterHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield. ‘Cake’ (Yes, it is a painting - from Third Picture Book, 1971) 2061072
Reposted by NorismobsterAstronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Incase you missed this last night .... thank you PM! This is an excellent start which I hope will lead to the reversal of the very damaging UKRI policy decisions that have resulted in countless first-class research projects facing significant funding cuts. 211426