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Norismobster

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Love movies, video games, computers, cats. CMDR Borismonster in Elite Dangerous

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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen.
The somewhat phallic Dune 3 poster.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck 'em take City into public ownership.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 5h
One of my favourite Escher's.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 10h
Nor the Misuse of Computers Act
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen.
The somewhat phallic Dune 3 poster.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that's good news.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode! And whiteymost bunnyfloppers there.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watched Bake Off earlier. Has Nigella forgotten how to eat?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice cat thread.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why have the BBC chosen Angela Scanlon for the drive time show? She was bloody awful during her two week stand-in slot.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blimey, a nonce bingo card.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
mathew-owen.co.uk
Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably a better game than Moby lyric or Morrissey dick.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This new Strictly lineup is a right barrel scraper.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billionaires would be more use to society if they were all turned into pet food. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's a picture of Splodge the garden centre cat I met yesterday.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shittin' hell!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BBC News doing promotional work for swivel eyed Charlie's new book.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Ray Stevenson and Kevin McKidd in Rome
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Andy Walsh @englishscribe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OPPORTUNITY Madhead, Senior Narrative Designer Not affiliated. Shares welcome careers.madheadgames.com/jobs/senior-...
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Senior Narrative Designer - Mad Head Games
Senior Narrative Designer at Mad Head Games
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As Reform is a limited company should the gifts to it be taxed?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that's a film!
Movie poster for Battle of Algiers.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dexter Sol? Bet he's got a lot of energy.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 12/09/2026
Hobbies are cool
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Overheard at a National Trust property. Irate mother to son: "Henry Wood, come here right now!" Me under my breath: "These promenade concerts won't just organise themselves."
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aah, socialism.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is the guy on the right of the picture a dark elf?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone that has a problem with the RNLI is a lower form of life than the bacteria on dog shit.
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GUIGUI @leguigui.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
bsky.app/profile/pois...
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Guy Yo @yogiyogui.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To be fair, it's one of the more accurate Ghanaian movie posters.
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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Doris Day by Bert Six for It's a Great Feeling (1949)
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The new season of Colin from Accounts is excellent.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I watched a bit of The Gentlemen on Netflix, some of it is a bit like a really dark episode of Made in Chelsea.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly thought this was Russell Harty
Poster for the new Tom Cruise movie
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mandolorian and Grogu was not bad. I really enjoyed the stop motion work and the arena fight was a great homage to the holographic chess game in Star Wars.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is fun. Reminds of the Movie Maker boardgame I loved when I was younger. moviecast.app
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watched an episode of "Waiting for God" from the nineties where one of the characters was receiving corridor care in hospital. These folks that clutch their pearls and moan like it's a new thing can get fucked.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can totally recommend!
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield. ‘Cake’ (Yes, it is a painting - from Third Picture Book, 1971)
A photo realistic painting of a close-up of a slice of home-made Victoria sponge with strawberry jam, thick cream and a light dusting of icing sugar on top 
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Incase you missed this last night .... thank you PM! This is an excellent start which I hope will lead to the reversal of the very damaging UKRI policy decisions that have resulted in countless first-class research projects facing significant funding cuts.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Odd choice of aromatic.
Some shortbread biscuits described as wee shorties.
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