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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15h
Technically our rapists are independent contractors
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
listen up ladies. im BROKE. im STRANGE. and i WILL die of a preventable illness like a 19th century CHILD LABORER
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/09/2026
I need a moratorium on CS guys talking about theories of cognition until they've taken at least one graduate level course on the subject, ran their thoughts by at least one PhD in neuroscience, and have detoxed from AI chatbots for at least one week beforehand
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jonah @jonah.id · 06/08/2026
I need apps to stop welcoming me back
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jonah @jonah.id · 25/07/2026
I broke my instance badly enough that I needed a full wipe. These instructions for setting it up again were fantastic! And with the re-partitioning step, this time things will be much more stable.
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Michael Lynch @mtlynch.io · 07/02/2025
Oracle's free tier includes a 4-CPU / 24 GB RAM ARM VM. I thought it would be a great fit for NixOS, so I spent the last eight hours figuring out how to deploy a NixOS server to Oracle Cloud for free. Enjoy! mtlynch.io/notes/nix-or...
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Install NixOS on a Free Oracle Cloud VM
Oracle is not a very popular cloud hosting service, but they have an unusually attractive free tier offering. You can run the following two VMs for free 24/7: 4 CPU / 24 GB RAM Ampere A1 ARM VM 1 CPU...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
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Ryan @snarfed.org · 01/04/2026
"Whoa, AI prototyped this so fast! This prototype is getting buggy. My AI agent can fix the bugs! Hmm, every bug fix adds more bugs Aha! My agent can review the code Wait, why am I passing data between agents I need an agent framework My agent can write an agent framework! [Return to step 1]"
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Every layer of review makes you 10x slower
We’ve all heard of those network effect laws: the value of a network goes up with the square of the number of members. Or the cost of commun...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The NYT is being disingenuous here. The AMA has *always* said that gender-affirming surgeries should generally be reserved for adults. That's part of why so few kids get them! The AMA reiterated this position and the NYT is characterizing it as a policy change. It's not.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026
everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!
A vibrant, wide-angle photo of a colorful outdoor mural promoting the "Super Bowl LX Apple Music Halftime Show." The mural is painted on a long blue wall in a sunlit, tropical setting with real palm trees and bright pink bougainvillea flowers cascading over the top.

The artwork features a playful, surreal collage of cultural and football-themed elements:

    Central Text: The Apple Music logo in bold yellow and red 3D lettering is flanked by "SUPER BOWL LX" above and "HALFTIME SHOW" below.

    Iconic Imagery: Large illustrations of a golden trumpet, pink sunglasses, maracas, dominoes, and a cup of coffee with a musical note in the foam.

    Football Elements: Brown footballs are depicted growing on palm trees like coconuts and resting on the ground.

    Foreground: A young girl in a yellow dress walks along the sidewalk in front of the mural, passing a small goalpost illustration where a green parrot is perched.

The overall aesthetic is warm, festive, and celebrates a fusion of Latin-inspired culture and American football.
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Winnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sorry, but triumphant claims about autonomous vehicle safety are wildly exaggerated. It's an open question whether today’s self-driving cars are any safer than those driven by humans. And if reducing crashes is the goal, that isn’t even the right question. My deep dive, in Bloomberg 🧵
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We Still Don’t Know if Robotaxis Are Safer Than Human Drivers
And even if self-driving technology proves to be less dangerous, there are many better ways to improve traffic safety and prevent fatal crashes.
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jonah @jonah.id · 05/01/2026
Tragedy of the Commons believers the instant they have to pay a single road or bridge toll 🤯😠
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 20/10/2025
a car’s horn should be as loud on the inside of the car as it is on the outside
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
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jonah @jonah.id · 16/09/2025
Aura farming (being weirdly quiet because I can't keep up with the fun fast-paced conversation everybody else is having)
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
And here come all the “AI artists” or, more accurately, “typers.”
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.
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jonah @jonah.id · 26/08/2025
Antipasti implies the existence of pasti
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jonah @jonah.id · 22/08/2025
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"I did it. I threw a sandwich."
-sandwich throwing guy
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
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jonah @jonah.id · 04/08/2025
It's 2025 how have we not solved the chilli oil jar problem yet
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
if musicians not getting paid wasn't enough for you, and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek investing 600 million euros in an AI war company wasn't enough for you, does having to upload your ID and turn on your webcam to listen to music finally convince you not to pay Spotify?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/06/2025
you’re telling me republicans are now going to call democrats communists since zohran won? they’ve never done that before it might be over
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/06/2025
mushroom growers be like the high humidity terrarium will continue until morel improves
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I believe it is now time to make computers illegal like in the Dune books
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 20/06/2025
pope leo is going to declare the butlerian jihad any day now
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Authenticate me. Confirm me. Accept my terms. Provide proof of receipt. Embrace my information. Bask in my light. Heed no button before me. Prove your sentience. Double click to continue. Click back to recede. Deny my cookies. Deny my salvation. Your session has expired. Please rate this interaction
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/05/2025
Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome
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Shannon Carey @scmaestra.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 09/05/2025
it should be illegal to give me any shipping status notification before the carrier has picked it up nobody cares about labels
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jonah @jonah.id · 06/05/2025
It's very nice out isn't it
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jonah @jonah.id · 04/05/2025
I just scored 2,364 on a game of at://2048. Think you can do better? Join in on the fun with @2048.blue.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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