Reposted by jonahKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 18hTechnically our rapists are independent contractors 252260511
Reposted by jonahrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026listen up ladies. im BROKE. im STRANGE. and i WILL die of a preventable illness like a 19th century CHILD LABORER 1631
Reposted by jonahvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed 3253161227
Reposted by jonahCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/09/2026I need a moratorium on CS guys talking about theories of cognition until they've taken at least one graduate level course on the subject, ran their thoughts by at least one PhD in neuroscience, and have detoxed from AI chatbots for at least one week beforehand 949872
jonah @jonah.id · 25/07/2026I broke my instance badly enough that I needed a full wipe. These instructions for setting it up again were fantastic! And with the re-partitioning step, this time things will be much more stable. 010
Reposted by jonahMichael Lynch @mtlynch.io · 07/02/2025Oracle's free tier includes a 4-CPU / 24 GB RAM ARM VM. I thought it would be a great fit for NixOS, so I spent the last eight hours figuring out how to deploy a NixOS server to Oracle Cloud for free. Enjoy! mtlynch.io/notes/nix-or...mtlynch.ioInstall NixOS on a Free Oracle Cloud VMOracle is not a very popular cloud hosting service, but they have an unusually attractive free tier offering. You can run the following two VMs for free 24/7: 4 CPU / 24 GB RAM Ampere A1 ARM VM 1 CPU... 254
Reposted by jonahBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism 324277558
Reposted by jonahThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French 11105476
Reposted by jonahthank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all 123265755
Reposted by jonahleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization 2295242225
Reposted by jonahRyan @snarfed.org · 01/04/2026"Whoa, AI prototyped this so fast! This prototype is getting buggy. My AI agent can fix the bugs! Hmm, every bug fix adds more bugs Aha! My agent can review the code Wait, why am I passing data between agents I need an agent framework My agent can write an agent framework! [Return to step 1]"apenwarr.caEvery layer of review makes you 10x slowerWe’ve all heard of those network effect laws: the value of a network goes up with the square of the number of members. Or the cost of commun... 34111
Reposted by jonahMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The NYT is being disingenuous here. The AMA has *always* said that gender-affirming surgeries should generally be reserved for adults. That's part of why so few kids get them! The AMA reiterated this position and the NYT is characterizing it as a policy change. It's not. 294458910
Reposted by jonahPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/03/2026everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though 151944300
Reposted by jonahDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life. 15888382141
Reposted by jonahAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along! 7137151314
Reposted by jonahWinnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools 77140034010
Reposted by jonahmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it. 1967282077
Reposted by jonahDavid Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Sorry, but triumphant claims about autonomous vehicle safety are wildly exaggerated. It's an open question whether today’s self-driving cars are any safer than those driven by humans. And if reducing crashes is the goal, that isn’t even the right question. My deep dive, in Bloomberg 🧵bloomberg.comWe Still Don’t Know if Robotaxis Are Safer Than Human DriversAnd even if self-driving technology proves to be less dangerous, there are many better ways to improve traffic safety and prevent fatal crashes. 28760228
jonah @jonah.id · 05/01/2026Tragedy of the Commons believers the instant they have to pay a single road or bridge toll 🤯😠 010
jonah @jonah.id · 20/10/2025Right now I'm doing that with a MaybeCallable<T> utility type paired with a maybeCall() function to unwrap every argument. 010
jonah @jonah.id · 20/10/2025That's probably best most of the time. In my use-case, I have a function that accepts Signal arguments, and returns a Signal. This function is used in many places, and _sometimes_ the args are values that will change but often are constants. Allowing a literal without having to wrap is convenient. 110
Reposted by jonahderek van vliet @derek.bike · 20/10/2025a car’s horn should be as loud on the inside of the car as it is on the outside 937247
Reposted by jonahChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2025It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows. 192526331
Reposted by jonahshawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground. 42356642552
jonah @jonah.id · 16/09/2025Aura farming (being weirdly quiet because I can't keep up with the fun fast-paced conversation everybody else is having) 000
Reposted by jonahmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories 393372480
jonah @jonah.id · 04/09/2025I use this particular line and I like it a lot. www.usplastic.com/catalog/item...usplastic.com Quantum® Dividable Grid Containers, Dividers & Covers | U.S. Plastic Corp. These dividable grid containers can be divided by length, width, or both, allowing subdivision down to 1-1/8" square compartment size. Th... 000
Reposted by jonahKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 29/08/2025And here come all the “AI artists” or, more accurately, “typers.” 38106878
Reposted by jonahm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/08/2025like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing. 231747493
jonah @jonah.id · 06/08/2025I used Dvorak/Colemak on my phone for a long time but ultimately I found their optimizations to be a net negative for an autocorrected touch keyboard, where broader spatial distributed in touches results in less ambiguity. Still fantastic on the physical keyboard. 000
Reposted by jonahBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE 304940637
Reposted by jonahdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/07/2025if musicians not getting paid wasn't enough for you, and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek investing 600 million euros in an AI war company wasn't enough for you, does having to upload your ID and turn on your webcam to listen to music finally convince you not to pay Spotify? 2427265
