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jonah @jonah.id · 07/11/2025
It never gets old!
The view out the right seat window of a C172. In the distance is the donut shaped Apple HQ.
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jonah @jonah.id · 07/05/2025
Billboard that reads "Do you know about Curt's new hat?", with Curt wearing the hat in the foreground.
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jonah @jonah.id · 22/03/2025
Wolverine pining over the Bay Bridge lower deck tram line
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jonah @jonah.id · 04/02/2025
Painting on company time day 1
Water color of an orange chair. On a spiral notebook. Labeled "Jonah WC00001 2025-02-04"
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jonah @jonah.id · 21/01/2025
Last practice landing for the morning
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jonah @jonah.id · 17/01/2025
Pondering my orb
An 8 inch plasma lamp, my forefinger touching the top
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jonah @jonah.id · 12/01/2025
The JUST WALK OUT meme by @dashare.zone, but badly altered to read 

JUST GO 'ROUND
you can climb!!!
Too high
Unstable approach
Too low
Too fast
Ballooning
Off centerline
Aircraft on runway
Wake turbulence
Gusting crosswind
Mentally distracted
Clearance cancelled
Not in configuration
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA THROTTLE!!
real winners quit
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jonah @jonah.id · 08/12/2024
Same setup, also in 2015. The centrally positioned webcam came at the cost of gaps, but with bezels back then the gap was there either way. GeForce 970.
A white standing desk with a monitor stand on it holding four monitors in a 2x2 configuration. The screens are showing miscellaneous browser windows and editors in Ubuntu. There is also a desktop tower on the desk, and a keyboard/mouse and some other things.
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jonah @jonah.id · 30/09/2024
A skeleton squatting a bar, captioned "my body is a machine that turns tasks assigned to me into tasks assigned to somebody else"
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jonah @jonah.id · 17/09/2024
Brave of me to admit being in such a low percentile. 10%. Embarrassing.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #382,167!
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jonah @jonah.id · 28/06/2024
Kamala Harris from the "We did it Joe" clip superimposed over the "We fucked up" scene from The Hangover, captioned "We fucked up, Joe"
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jonah @jonah.id · 02/06/2024
Working on a program for some HUD glasses I bought. Had to add the most important feature
A view of my living room, with glowing green text hovering in the top left corner that reads "[Everyone disliked that]"
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jonah @jonah.id · 26/05/2024
This post was written using my newly chair-mounted keyboard.
The right half of a Corne keyboard attached to a 3D printed part which is bolted to a bracket which is in turn bolted to the side of my chair (out of view).
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jonah @jonah.id · 26/05/2024
lol. I just want to see where this goes
A third Doordash advertising notification category called "iterable channel", in a list with two "General" categories both disabled
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jonah @jonah.id · 25/05/2024
Willem Dafoe looking up
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jonah @jonah.id · 24/05/2024
It's me I'm the guy making all the stuff up
My bio which describes me (accurately) as quote some guy unquote
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jonah @jonah.id · 22/05/2024
I made mini quiche over the weekend. Goat cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, mushrooms, water chestnut.
Muffin-sized quiche on a cooling rack on a tile countertop.
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jonah @jonah.id · 13/05/2024
My real-time reaction to what you just said
Mirror selfie. I'm wearing a black turtleneck and looking cranky
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jonah @jonah.id · 13/05/2024
"I should buy a boat" cat edited to read "I should buy a therapist"
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jonah @jonah.id · 06/05/2024
I wonder how many new General notification categories Doordash can make to keep up with the fact that I disable them
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jonah @jonah.id · 04/05/2024
This sucks @sfstandard.bsky.social
Article from SF Standard titled "'My dream fish': Fisherman who helps protect the bay hooks the catch of a lifetime". First image is a crappy AI generated image of a big fish and a boat"
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jonah @jonah.id · 03/05/2024
Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock with an edited caption reading  "that's tits we count those"
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jonah @jonah.id · 09/04/2024
Trump looking at the solar eclipse directly and without eye protection
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jonah @jonah.id · 27/02/2024
MFW I'm trying to navigate up several lines in Vim before I realize a different window is in focus
Still frame from Django Unchained (2012), depicting a man in a white hood on a horse

The joke is that the keyword for navigating up in Vim is "k", which pressed repeatedly in any other context types out the name of a white supremacist group that is famous for wearing white hoods
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jonah @jonah.id · 27/02/2024
This banner image from the FedEx home page www.fedex.com/content/dam/...
Full banner image. Right side is described in the root post, the left side is a photo of two women.
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jonah @jonah.id · 27/02/2024
I see we're at the "Obviously bad MidJourney graphics on Fortune 500 company home pages" phase of this fun process
Screenshot of the FedEx home page. It depicts two 3D-cartoon-stylized women. They appear to be composed of AI generated images, as is evidenced by the artifacts in the FedEx logo on their clothes, their double lanyard straps, their smudgy badge barcodes, confusing hair patterns, and suspiciously cropped-out hands
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jonah @jonah.id · 20/02/2024
I prefer a columnar split layout
Two square Belgian waffles side-by-side in a waffle maker
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jonah @jonah.id · 14/02/2024
Yes
Fundraising sms reading "Barack Obama is PLEADING with grassroots Dems. Are you going to ignore him??"
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jonah @jonah.id · 13/02/2024
Encountered a fully AI generated YouTube Short and chose the most reasonable course of action
Screenshot of a YouTube Short. Content is a MidJourney image depicting a comical number of coast guard members dangling from a helicopter over a stormy sea.  The controls show it has 54 likes and has been disliked by the viewer.The report content dialog of YT Shorts. It has many report reason options but the selected one is "promotes terrorism"
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jonah @jonah.id · 08/01/2024
The dentist from Parks and Rec saying "I know this, and I love you" to his daughter
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jonah @jonah.id · 31/12/2023
Cropped screenshot of the "don't worry about it babe/ok yay ❤️" meme
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jonah @jonah.id · 24/12/2023
They've really got me figured out
An ad for the Globe GSCS commercial cheese grater. Title says "Grate Blocks of Cheese Easily. The GSCS shreds large blocks of cheese in record time".
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jonah @jonah.id · 28/11/2023
Caliper check
My hand holding a 150mm metric vernier caliper
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jonah @jonah.id · 17/11/2023
A b/w photo of Robert Downey Jr captioned "she is referring to the housing market bubble"
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jonah @jonah.id · 24/10/2023
Embarcadero Center/1 Maritime Plaza is lovely I go through there all the time
Elevated walkway lined with trees and benches, flanked by tall skyscrapers and the Ferry Building visible in the distance
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jonah @jonah.id · 15/10/2023
B&H not letting me order an SD card because of Shabbat
Ronaldo saying "you did this"
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jonah @jonah.id · 06/10/2023
Ah yes the four genders
Gender form input with fo floor options: Male, Female, Non-binary, Transgender
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jonah @jonah.id · 02/10/2023
An orange long-haired cat laying on a vinyl floor, his body arcing belly up looking at the camera, upside down from the camera
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jonah @jonah.id · 14/09/2023
I'd like to express my appreciation for your respect of my time @merrittk.com
Screenshot of a blog post on otherstrangeness.com. The title is "Why I'm Leaving New York". The entire article body says "too expensive no job"
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jonah @jonah.id · 01/09/2023
Got a new plant
Me squatting and smiling next to a very tall fiddle leaf fig in my lobby
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jonah @jonah.id · 25/08/2023
This ad has very aggressive energy. OH ARE YOU TRIGGERED?? BY BIG CROWDS?? DO OTHER PEOPLE MAKE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU A BIG BABY??
Screenshot of Instagram ad for Loop Earplugs. It has large text that says "TRIGGERED BY BIG CROWDS?"
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jonah @jonah.id · 23/08/2023
I've been putting this off for too long. It's time. Next bus book is Capital Volume II
My hand holding a copy of Capital Volume 2, published by Penguin Books. In the background is light coming in through a MUNI Metro door
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jonah @jonah.id · 29/07/2023
Finally finished my last book (Ecology of Freedom), so it's time to move on to the next in my queue: Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann
My left hand holding a paperback copy of the aforementioned book. In the background out of focus is the intersection of Market and Castro in SF, facing Twin Peaks
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jonah @jonah.id · 28/07/2023
Close up of my face, dimly litClose up of my face, brightly lit
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jonah @jonah.id · 22/07/2023
Fuck off with this shit @Yelp
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jonah @jonah.id · 07/07/2023
Dreamt that somebody told me my facial moisturizer didn't have a high enough SPF rating
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jonah @jonah.id · 05/07/2023
Fun little detail, the new Twitter video UI on Android uses only transparency to hide the controls, but they still respond to touch events
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jonah @jonah.id · 01/07/2023
This is the only new tweet that the app loads for me
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jonah @jonah.id · 29/06/2023
Thank you @NoraReed, very happy with how it turned out!
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jonah @jonah.id · 27/06/2023
Showing up to my job every day with no family or major financial responsibilities
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