Reposted by JohnnyCanuckhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 356206684971
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 17hWhile digging a Pet Sematary in his Secret Garden, "It writer" Mort Rainey finds a Heart in Atlantis more water-weight than he can Carrie. Dead Zone. 1111
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16hwhich borg ships go in the square hole 825734
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up. Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July 4850968
JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You press the button. The elevator door opens. Inside... ... Is October.static.klipy.comDavid S Pumpkins: Any Questions?Alt: David S Pumpkins from the David S Pumpkins SNL sketch. He is flanked by his skeletal b-boys. He asks: "Any Questions?" 061
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckTara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count! 1531752225
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 241475207
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckJune Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja @breadsonja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I liked cults better when they worshipped snakes 0204
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about. 79429
Reposted by JohnnyCanucklumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/202615 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag: 8559196
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs. 5450835
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckAnn Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art 6499133606
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckMultiplex Overthruster @mpotpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the summer of 84 just declared WAR ON CHRISTMAS with the release of one of the cutest... and most insanely unhinged holiday movies ever! join @producerbrad.bsky.social as he referees the christmas loving @robogeek.bsky.social and the mogwai-rooting @okbjgm.bsky.social as they take on GREMLINS! 164
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSarah K2026 @purpliser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This Hellboy is pretty great! 011
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*listening to spiderverse score in the car* Kid 1: it must be really hard to keep being spider-man a secret from your parents Kid 2: it's way easier if you're Peter Parker Kid 2: your parents are dead 313220
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckColleen Temple @ctempleart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sandhill crane. Watercolour on paper. #birds #birdart #watercolour #natureart 0122
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I picture when people say escrow 191254206
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I understand if I must go to jail for this one. 4284
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id... 14755128
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery 652097250
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Horror versus movies should switch things up more. Freddy Vs Jason? Alien V Predator? Why not Species Vs It Follows? Freddy Vs Jaws? Scream Vs Tremors? 6292
Reposted by JohnnyCanuck⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck. 10602170
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161871290
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026583) Mondaybot. If you're feeling a bit glum on a Monday morning, Mondaybot will drop by to keep you company and just generally cheer you up by being a small round pal. #SmallRobotsRemastered 412523
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Discussion poster as seen in Vancouver. 223055
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve 0580107
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckResident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time 5599139
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 0684172
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't understand why Mamdani has not fixed the Resonant issues and illegally parked cars in Manhattan. Some mayor he turned out to be. There's people floating here man. Get your act together, Mr Mayor. Typical woke left, all talk, no action. 79917
JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*reading "The Day the Crayons Quit" to my kids* Wait, this book is written by horror filmmaker Drew Daywalt??? *reading "The Day the Crayons Came Home" to my kids* oh yeah I see it now 100
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All toys should come with themselves as an action figure 713520
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/09/2026Record Store Customer: Excuse me, do you have any copies of Africa by Toto? Meryl Streep: No, sorry, we're (looks at camera) Out of Africa /roll credits 1015022
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 26/09/2026Senators traded for a person who is, unquestionably, in every defensibly precise sense of the phrase, a person who has played the position of goaltender. 10535
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026601) Makeupremoverbot. Removes your makeup if you forget to sort it out before you fall asleep/collapse. Its propeller is designed to rotate silently to avoid abrupt returns to confused consciousness. #SmallRobotsRemastered 35911
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckspooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you're bored with the fork pattern on your peanut butter cookies, consider: 🌹peanut butter roses 🌹 97714
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSeleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fields... Are battleoceans. 085
Reposted by JohnnyCanuck🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[pulls up next to you in an unrated 14-gun brig-rigged sloop] get in loser. oceans are battlefields 413422
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBrian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unconscionable that I have not been given a DOOM book or at least mini-series 8749
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02729862
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106992531
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The thing about living in a society where we need to throw people into the volcano every day, is that you can't really be the one to say "maybe we shouldn't do that" or you get thrown into the volcano. 26217
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026600) Lookoutbot. Looks out to sea for approaching Bigbots. #SmallRobotsRemastered 3526
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckcarlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026something from the archives, a very strange building from THE FAR HORIZONS GUIDE TO CULTS (available at @farhorizonscoop.bsky.social ) #art #ttrpg 15017
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPopcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 24/09/20261.The seat rotations can throw weird G forces against yr head. I'm worried that those combined w/the G forces you're getting from the train going through its own maneuvers are putting yr head thru unexpected movements 2.The restraints on the new trains are interfering w/yr head doing these things. 111
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPopcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm also hearing those "new" trains were refurbished last year by the new company, S&S Worldwide, and the second one went back on the ride this spring, just a few months before the ride was permanently shut down. So I feel like there's probably two things going on here. 122