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JohnnyCanuck

@johnnycanuck.bsky.social
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I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his Signal: signal.me/#eu/FzmYaHTmoPOhYx818Ug_q…

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 17h
While digging a Pet Sematary in his Secret Garden, "It writer" Mort Rainey finds a Heart in Atlantis more water-weight than he can Carrie. Dead Zone.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16h
which borg ships go in the square hole
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026
Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up. Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You press the button. The elevator door opens. Inside... ... Is October.
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David S Pumpkins: Any Questions?
Alt: David S Pumpkins from the David S Pumpkins SNL sketch. He is flanked by his skeletal b-boys. He asks: "Any Questions?"
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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June Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja @breadsonja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I liked cults better when they worshipped snakes
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anniversary
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Enterprise being eerily scanned by a massive Borg cube's green conical beam.
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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Multiplex Overthruster @mpotpod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the summer of 84 just declared WAR ON CHRISTMAS with the release of one of the cutest... and most insanely unhinged holiday movies ever! join @producerbrad.bsky.social as he referees the christmas loving @robogeek.bsky.social and the mogwai-rooting @okbjgm.bsky.social as they take on GREMLINS!
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Sarah K2026 @purpliser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Hellboy is pretty great!
Boss Fight Studios Hellboy strikes a dramatic sword in the air pose on a messy desk.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*listening to spiderverse score in the car* Kid 1: it must be really hard to keep being spider-man a secret from your parents Kid 2: it's way easier if you're Peter Parker Kid 2: your parents are dead
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Colleen Temple @ctempleart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sandhill crane. Watercolour on paper. #birds #birdart #watercolour #natureart
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I understand if I must go to jail for this one.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horror versus movies should switch things up more. Freddy Vs Jason? Alien V Predator? Why not Species Vs It Follows? Freddy Vs Jaws? Scream Vs Tremors?
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
583) Mondaybot. If you're feeling a bit glum on a Monday morning, Mondaybot will drop by to keep you company and just generally cheer you up by being a small round pal. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot with a little smiley face, short, banded legs and a little antenna on top.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Discussion poster as seen in Vancouver.
A black-and-white poster on the city pole that says Community can we have a safe route for our kids to walk back to school 
City: no a driver might get mad
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't understand why Mamdani has not fixed the Resonant issues and illegally parked cars in Manhattan. Some mayor he turned out to be. There's people floating here man. Get your act together, Mr Mayor. Typical woke left, all talk, no action.
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*reading "The Day the Crayons Quit" to my kids* Wait, this book is written by horror filmmaker Drew Daywalt??? *reading "The Day the Crayons Came Home" to my kids* oh yeah I see it now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All toys should come with themselves as an action figure
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/09/2026
Record Store Customer: Excuse me, do you have any copies of Africa by Toto? Meryl Streep: No, sorry, we're (looks at camera) Out of Africa /roll credits
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 26/09/2026
Senators traded for a person who is, unquestionably, in every defensibly precise sense of the phrase, a person who has played the position of goaltender.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
601) Makeupremoverbot. Removes your makeup if you forget to sort it out before you fall asleep/collapse. Its propeller is designed to rotate silently to avoid abrupt returns to confused consciousness. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A person lying in bed with a tousled head of hair and bags under their eyes. Most of the picture is shaded normally, in blocks of colour, but half of the person's face is in soft, contoured shading, slightly paler than their underlying skin, representing makeup. They have contoured cheeks, smoky eyeshadow, heavy mascara and shiny lipstick with lip liner in a darker shade. There is an abrupt line where the makeup has been removed by the robot, which is spherical and held aloft by a propeller on its top. It hovers beside the person, face showing intense concentration with its tongue sticking out. It has jointed arms that end in soft, rounded pads, one of which is wiping at the person's lips, while the other is raised up, with its underside heavily smudged. The whole scene is in shades of grey, as it takes place in the dark of night.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're bored with the fork pattern on your peanut butter cookies, consider: 🌹peanut butter roses 🌹
a rose stamp made of aluminum foil peanut butter cookies impressed with a rose design
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Seleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fields... Are battleoceans.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[pulls up next to you in an unrated 14-gun brig-rigged sloop] get in loser. oceans are battlefields
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/09/2026
Leetle snack snack
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unconscionable that I have not been given a DOOM book or at least mini-series
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing about living in a society where we need to throw people into the volcano every day, is that you can't really be the one to say "maybe we shouldn't do that" or you get thrown into the volcano.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
600) Lookoutbot. Looks out to sea for approaching Bigbots. #SmallRobotsRemastered
An ovoid robot with banded arms and legs, holding an old-fashioned telescope with brass banding to one eye and pointing with its other hand, mouth open in a wide smile. The lens of the telescope reflects an image of Bigbot coming ashore.
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
something from the archives, a very strange building from THE FAR HORIZONS GUIDE TO CULTS (available at @farhorizonscoop.bsky.social ) #art #ttrpg
a building with tree root legs
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1.The seat rotations can throw weird G forces against yr head. I'm worried that those combined w/the G forces you're getting from the train going through its own maneuvers are putting yr head thru unexpected movements 2.The restraints on the new trains are interfering w/yr head doing these things.
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm also hearing those "new" trains were refurbished last year by the new company, S&S Worldwide, and the second one went back on the ride this spring, just a few months before the ride was permanently shut down. So I feel like there's probably two things going on here.
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