Reposted by JohnnyCanuckThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip 212150870
JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 15hThe Bitter Middle-Aged Specific Seat Wanter is on my bus, and he did not get his specific seat. This will be an Interesting Bus Ride™ 040
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckNew Edge Sword & Sorcery Magazine @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social · 18h💀DARE YOU ENTER THE DUNGEON?💀 Y/N 6619
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 20h1850) Yetibot. Abominable automaton. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 15111
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckDeep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 07/10/2026"Alphabet blocks," he mumbled between shots. Phil glanced at him. "What about them?" "That's how they get you," he gestured at the bartender. "Get you young. Hook you, right from the start. Worse than booze. That's what's going to be the end of me, y'know." 1114
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 183107801805
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckcarlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Grimy experiments with the big bat himself! been trying out layering up painted textures, drawing, digital colours and textures in a way that clashes and contrasts in an interesting way rather than blending together. explaining that badly but basically making a mess and having fun :-) #batman #art 04213
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/10/20231977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones. 411536
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2025This is our greatest fear. 829655
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBenjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 06/10/2026Seems like the world needs a reminder. 26913
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/20261427) Ogrebot. Grumpy, hulking henchbot. One up from Orcbot, one down from Giantbot. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 2417
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bit late on this, sorry, but you can now buy the October art from the 2026 calendar as a print from Redbubble! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1844...redbubble.comWistfulbot in October by smolrobots | RedbubbleA premium art print of Wisfulbot, originally featured in the 2026 Small Robots calendar. 22510
Reposted by JohnnyCanuck🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gotta take my meds 14921164
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6448051128
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 854770925
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Welp. I have found, in writing, the recipe wherein Brussels sprouts are to be boiled for half an hour. 4101
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 6367105
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSpooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they're loving you tenderly in the QRTs and you lowkey deserve it 2186
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSteffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things. 19376101
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/20261298) Hydrabot. Has got a lot of heads. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween 36112
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 05/10/2026"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder. I say to you: I can do this thing. But I will require a favor in return. I will require for you to collect fifty Dazzle Gems. You can collect them yourself, or you can purchase them in Fredo's Store." 0295
Reposted by JohnnyCanuck'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Last re-skeet: I've said it multiple times before, but those "conversations" I have? Speaking up, pushing back? They're not for the person I'm talking to. 0288
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckEveryday Bricks @everydaybricks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Best Friends Forever. everydaybricks.com/everyday-bri... #lego #legos #halloween #dogs 1409
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For the millionth time, it’s so obvious that these should be banned. Like, overwhelmingly so. I think the tech giants have also realised the way the wind’s blowing - Meta seem to have pivoted hard to their necklace thing (which does exactly the same stuff but is less useful.) 210139
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's way too early for this shit 😒 1657
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No malls are empty, they're increasingly full of content creators attempting to film liminal spaces 1033746
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRwC Jesse @rwcjesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Going On The Offensive Comedy Tour, Part 1 @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee 1145
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckcarlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026CACADAEMON my art for a charity zine about Greek myth. The cacdaemon brings swirling mists and the evil eye. really wanted to try a dizzying colour contrast here, with lots of texture and colours inspired by the verdigris on ancient bronze statues oil pastel and digital colour #art #GreekMyth 34517
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot 1455530235
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Redoing D&D's playable species so that instead of having "races" you just pick a standard monster type (Construct, Elemental, Fey, Humanoid, Undead, etc.) and roll or choose from a list of type-appropriate features. Owing to how the type feature tables are laid out, orcs are now plants. 1117826
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 358208355025
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckmichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026While digging a Pet Sematary in his Secret Garden, "It writer" Mort Rainey finds a Heart in Atlantis more water-weight than he can Carrie. Dead Zone. 1121
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026which borg ships go in the square hole 826634
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up. Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July 4851169
JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You press the button. The elevator door opens. Inside... ... Is October.static.klipy.comDavid S Pumpkins: Any Questions?Alt: David S Pumpkins from the David S Pumpkins SNL sketch. He is flanked by his skeletal b-boys. He asks: "Any Questions?" 061
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckTara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count! 1531755226
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 241506212
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckJune Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja @breadsonja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I liked cults better when they worshipped snakes 0204
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about. 79429
Reposted by JohnnyCanucklumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/202615 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag: 9609208
Reposted by JohnnyCanuckPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs. 5550936
JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That, and it's a mess of who owns various parts of the IP! If you're interested at all, Secret Galaxy on YouTube does a great breakdown on the whole thing. youtu.be/E6eHGA_bQfk?...youtu.beThe Story of THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI (1984) & the Franchise That Never WasYouTube video by Secret Galaxy 091