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JohnnyCanuck

@johnnycanuck.bsky.social
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I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his Signal: signal.me/#eu/FzmYaHTmoPOhYx818Ug_q…

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 15h
The Bitter Middle-Aged Specific Seat Wanter is on my bus, and he did not get his specific seat. This will be an Interesting Bus Ride™
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 18h
...do they have burgers
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New Edge Sword & Sorcery Magazine @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social · 18h
💀DARE YOU ENTER THE DUNGEON?💀 Y/N
Photo of a curious underPhoto of a curious underground entrance with a skull painted along at the inside of the frame of the entrance. Along the skyline is Along the skyline is a reykjavik iceland
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 20h
1850) Yetibot. Abominable automaton. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A cuboid robot with long banded arms and legs. It has clawed hands and feet, and those and its body are covered in fur, with a rectangular gap for its face. It has horns on its head, and fangs in its wide, open mouth. It's walking forward, arms raised threateningly. The logo in the upper right corner reads, "Small Robots Remonstered", and little icicles hang from each letter.
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 07/10/2026
"Alphabet blocks," he mumbled between shots. Phil glanced at him. "What about them?" "That's how they get you," he gestured at the bartender. "Get you young. Hook you, right from the start. Worse than booze. That's what's going to be the end of me, y'know."
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 22h
Does it have a Station Cat?
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grimy experiments with the big bat himself! been trying out layering up painted textures, drawing, digital colours and textures in a way that clashes and contrasts in an interesting way rather than blending together. explaining that badly but basically making a mess and having fun :-) #batman #art
grimy colourful art of batman
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
1977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones.
A spherical robot with banded arms and legs, wearing tattered robes that are blowing in the wind as it extends its arms, palms held upwards, a blank expression on its face. The background is drawn in soft, greyscale shading, and depicts the robot standing on a windswept clifftop, looking out to sea. The sky is streaked with clouds and the sea is dark and flecked with foamy waves. The clifftop is covered in pale grass, and three short, worn standing stones emerge from the ground at angles,  surrounding the robot. Each stone is dark, but shaded quite sharply to resemble some kind of volcanic rock, and strange, angular runes are etched into their surfaces. Out to sea, just visible beneath the waves, is a vast, dark shadow, stretching almost to the horizon, that seems to be extending immense tentacles around itself.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2025
This is our greatest fear.
The silhouette of a child in a pelican's closed mouth.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 06/10/2026
Seems like the world needs a reminder.
A poster in the style of Shepard Fairey's iconic Obama Hope poster, but it's a horga'hn, the love totem used to signal availability on the pleasure planet of Risa from Star Trek the Next Generation. This particular horga'hn is styled to look like Commander Riker, and it has one leg raised, as if he is preparing to swing it over the back of a chair in which he intends to sit. At the bottom, in a blocky gothic font is the caption "CONSENT."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1427) Ogrebot. Grumpy, hulking henchbot. One up from Orcbot, one down from Giantbot. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot shaped like a sort of rounded pyramid with banded arms and legs. It's carrying a big spiked, wooden club and has a pronounced underbite with protruding tusks. On its head are a few scraggly hairs and it's frowning grumpily and scratching at them. It says "Small Robots Remonstered" in the top right.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bit late on this, sorry, but you can now buy the October art from the 2026 calendar as a print from Redbubble! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1844...
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Wistfulbot in October by smolrobots | Redbubble
A premium art print of Wisfulbot, originally featured in the 2026 Small Robots calendar.
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gotta take my meds
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skeletor from He-Man, with a speech ballon drawn on so it looks like he's saying the quoted post.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp. I have found, in writing, the recipe wherein Brussels sprouts are to be boiled for half an hour.
Dutch recipe for Sprouts with Chestnuts. Not transcribing the whole thing but essentially the chestnuts are boiled for ¾ hour and then peeled, the sprouts are gently simmered separately in a little water for ½ hour, and the sprouts and chestnuts are then combined in a pan with margarine. I do not think I will be making this.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Frog Thor: …yes?
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam. What's inside the cake?
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're loving you tenderly in the QRTs and you lowkey deserve it
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things.
lawn sign with a grumpy man in a "DADLIFE" sweatshirt and the sign says "I barely want to do this" with his name and campaignHi, I’m Brady.
Do I enjoy politics? No.

Do I know what I’m doing? No.

But am I qualified? Also no. 

I was born in Williams Lake and raised in Kelowna since I was 10. These are the streets I biked every day, the cars I threw crab apples at (sorry), and the parks I played in. Seeing this city grow has been cool, but with growth has come a whole new spectrum of challenges. Running for council is the last thing I saw myself doing this year. I don’t like meetings, I don’t like having to be certain places at certain times, and I’m allergic to stuffy offices. But unfortunately, I happen to like Kelowna, and think I can help do some good.I guess I’m running for Kelowna city council.
Support the campaignI graduated from UBCO in 2015ish (long story) and worked for 4 years as a robotic automation engineer. As cool as the job was, it was soulless, and I wanted to use my abilities for more than just helping huge companies save money. 

Since 2019, I’ve been building The Rogerie.
Starting as a farmers market booth beside the mall, my wife and I began turning plastic waste into new products in our laundry room. Seven painful years later, and we have a pretty awesome shop downtown by Sprout (come check it out!) where you’ll find me just about every day.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1298) Hydrabot. Has got a lot of heads. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A robot in the form of a mythological hydra. It has an ovoid body with a banded tail and legs that have clawed feet. Five heads emerge from its body, mounted on sinuous, banded necks. The heads are ovoid too, with large mouths that contain sharp teeth. One head is distracted, looking at a butterfly, one is frowning at the ground, one is smiling, one has its mouth open and another is angry about something. Some have their tongues out, which are forked like a snake's. Text in the top right reads, "Small Robots Remonstered."
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 05/10/2026
"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder. I say to you: I can do this thing. But I will require a favor in return. I will require for you to collect fifty Dazzle Gems. You can collect them yourself, or you can purchase them in Fredo's Store."
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'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last re-skeet: I've said it multiple times before, but those "conversations" I have? Speaking up, pushing back? They're not for the person I'm talking to.
Stick-figure drawing style shows four people. Two are at a table, speaking anti-queer slurs. Between those two and someone in line is me, looking surprised. Text reads: "There was this one time, on break, I went to the food court, and these two guys by the line to the Tim Hortons were spitting out homophobic slurs while they mocked someone they knew. There were a lot of people around. No one was saying anything.In the picture, I've turned around and raised my arms and am saying "No." The two dudes look surprised. The person ahead of me in line hasn't changed at all. Text beneath reads: So I did. It wasn't much, but I started with, "Y'know, as a gay guy..." and basically spoke my mind. I was as loud as they had been, and I wasn't impolite, but I got my point across and they certainly looked surprised.The drawing is now of me back at the bookstore behind a counter with a computer, and a co-worker has a speech bubble with a question mark. 

Text beneath reads: When I got back to the store, still fuming, my co-worker listened to what had happened. He said, "You do this online, too. Do you really think those guys are going to change their minds because of what you said?" I said, "No. Of course not."In the fourth image, it's back to the same as it was in the start; I'm in line, the two men are speaking slurs; but in front of me the person in line is thinking: "it would be better if I was dead."

Text below reads: "But that's not the mind I'm trying to change."
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Everyday Bricks @everydaybricks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best Friends Forever. everydaybricks.com/everyday-bri... #lego #legos #halloween #dogs
A Lego Skeleton Minifigure petting a Lego ghost dog.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the millionth time, it’s so obvious that these should be banned. Like, overwhelmingly so. I think the tech giants have also realised the way the wind’s blowing - Meta seem to have pivoted hard to their necklace thing (which does exactly the same stuff but is less useful.)
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's way too early for this shit 😒
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No malls are empty, they're increasingly full of content creators attempting to film liminal spaces
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RwC Jesse @rwcjesse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Going On The Offensive Comedy Tour, Part 1 @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CACADAEMON my art for a charity zine about Greek myth. The cacdaemon brings swirling mists and the evil eye. really wanted to try a dizzying colour contrast here, with lots of texture and colours inspired by the verdigris on ancient bronze statues oil pastel and digital colour #art #GreekMyth
a evil spirit in swirling mists
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026
Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot
Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Redoing D&D's playable species so that instead of having "races" you just pick a standard monster type (Construct, Elemental, Fey, Humanoid, Undead, etc.) and roll or choose from a list of type-appropriate features. Owing to how the type feature tables are laid out, orcs are now plants.
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chris I live in Ottawa
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While digging a Pet Sematary in his Secret Garden, "It writer" Mort Rainey finds a Heart in Atlantis more water-weight than he can Carrie. Dead Zone.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which borg ships go in the square hole
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/10/2026
Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up. Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Part of it!
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You press the button. The elevator door opens. Inside... ... Is October.
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David S Pumpkins: Any Questions?
Alt: David S Pumpkins from the David S Pumpkins SNL sketch. He is flanked by his skeletal b-boys. He asks: "Any Questions?"
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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June Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja @breadsonja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I liked cults better when they worshipped snakes
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anniversary
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs.
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JohnnyCanuck @johnnycanuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That, and it's a mess of who owns various parts of the IP! If you're interested at all, Secret Galaxy on YouTube does a great breakdown on the whole thing. youtu.be/E6eHGA_bQfk?...
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The Story of THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI (1984) & the Franchise That Never Was
YouTube video by Secret Galaxy
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