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From the show The Venture Bros. Henchman 21 leads The Monarch down some stone stairs into a cavernous underground lair. The Monarch says "Ugh. It smells like blue cheese down here."
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From the film Evil Does Not Exist. Two corporate representatives in matching outfits sit behind a folding table and deliver a slideshow presentation involving blueprints. The one on the left is behind a silver laptop, the one on the right holds a wireless microphone and says to someone in the audience "I'm not qualified to respond to that."
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From the show King of the Hill. Peggy with her eyes narrowed in silent fury as she drinks a little paper cup of haterade. She's in the school gym and a poster on the wall featuring a sentient drop of blood says "Every Drop Counts!"
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From the show The Kids in the Hall. Kevin McDonald in a dirty basement wearing a shabby gorilla suit with no head on. He's raising one fist and yelling "Let the slaughter begin!" right at the viewer.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 18h
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From the show Scrubs. Brendan Fraser in a plaid flannel and grey tee-shirt with a camera strap around his neck. He waves to the viewer with a faint, cryptic smile. The Sacred Heart logo is visible on the wall behind him and a smeary vignette effect makes the image feel otherworldly or dreamlike.
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Enterprise being eerily scanned by a massive Borg cube's green conical beam.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. An uninteresting grey river stone foregrounded with a blurry hand holding another rock behind it. sub - "You see? This is us,"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Dean Stockwell in close profile in front of an open airplane window. He holds a hand up to his chin contemplatively and says "I'm sorry, miss, but you're completely wrong."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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From the show The Simpsons. Homer drinks whiskey on the rocks as he looks sadly at his computer monitor in the dark.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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From the film In Bruges. Brendan Gleeson smiles saucily and cocks his head to the side, goading someone across the table from him. He says "Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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From the show Futurama. A big sign says "WORLD ENDING" and the sun is on fire as New New Yorkers look out the windows of their skyscrapers to scream in horror. A man in an apron leaps to his death.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Felix Gaeta from the period of occupation on New Caprica, pointing his gun dramatically at someone just off-frame with tearful rage in his eyes. He says "I believed in you."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Chris Meloni as a Vietnam veteran working the cafeteria at a summer camp. He's got on a sleeveless blue tee and a faded head scarf. Shoulders back, brow tensed, he frowns and says to the room "You're probably asking yourselves, 'Isn't he a weirdo,".
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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From the show Scrubs. Ted, JD and Turk all seated in the cafeteria looking miserable in especially ugly prune-colored scrubs. sub - "everything falls apart."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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From the game The Excavation of Hob's Barrow. Pixel art of a foggy grass field with some scattered sheep grazing and one foregrounded sheep looking directly at the viewer.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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From the show The Kids in the Hall. A hand in a business suit uses a pointer to indicate a blue-toned bar chart that shows "SALES OF BOO!" are going steadily up over the course of six months. BOO currently appears to have sold "2 million."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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From the show Peep Show. A man looks at the viewer while awkwardly clutching a small net to be used to assist in his wife's pool birth. sub - "A useless gnome fishing for turds."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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From the show Futurama. A human man of the exploitable/expendable income bracket class gets slapped in the face by a robot upon waking from his nightly slumber.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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From the show Battlestar Galactica. Gaius Baltar in a space suit in profile leaning down to tend to someone collapsed on the ground. He says "You're severely dehydrated. You must drink some water."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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From the show The Prisoner. A judge in red robes and powdered wig stands at a lectern on a raised platform in a cavern full of stalactites and pronounces to the viewer "You are the only individual."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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From the show Futurama. Fry yells "Dork alert!" to Leela while pointing at a projected image of himself in an echoic pose. In the slide, he is a young bespectacled dork with acne, a scepter, and a t-shirt that says "Dungeon Master." In the present/foreground, he's in a tuxedo appearing onstage. He and Leela sit at a table with bunting next to a lectern.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). A nerd-coded guy with pomade in his crew cut and thick reading glasses on looks away from the viewer to peer out the blinds of a nice suburban home. He says "Nuts" in response to whatever he sees outside.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the show Battlestar Galactica. A Hybrid sits up suddenly from a bath of glowing white liquid and says to itself "Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Amy Poehler shouts at a preteen boy onstage: "Okay, stop! I feel like I'm watching regional theater, you guys."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. Conner4Real appears as a guest on the Jimmy Fallon show in a white satin jacket and cap. He laughs and says "Don't do that, Jimmy Fallon" in response to whatever it is Jimmy Fallon is doing which we can't see. Still, this is sound and goodly advice we should all heed and repeat often lest it be forgotten. Jimmy Fallon should not be doing that.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the game Baldur's Gate 3. The tiefling Karlach says "Ahh, I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up wherever you look."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the show The Simpsons. The Simpsons family stand in the snow amid the scattered burning wreckage of an exploded car. Everyone but Homer looks shocked. Homer angrily says "Aw, I knew this would happen!"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. Mr. Toomey, looking anguished, says "I don't want my job and I don't want my life" to an hallucination of his father.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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From the show Peep Show. Close shot of Jeremy's head as he sits on a city bus loudly saying "Click click click click click click click click!"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Counselor Troi looking upset in sickbay, a microscope in her foreground. Distressed, she asks someone off-frame "Well, can't you intensify that emotion?"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: Voyager. Two Hirogen - scaly aliens - dressed in nazi uniforms appropriate to the World War II era. They are in a spaceship with stars visible out the window. The one the viewer is focused on says to the other "The Americans are due to invade."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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From the show The Simpsons. The Simpsons family at their open front door, looking out from inside their house at the viewer. They are all aghast, eyes wide, as Bart solemnly says "I'll never trust another old person."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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From the film The Man Who Knew Too Little. Bill Murray in a comfortable medium-close with a naive, optimistic look on his face. Total rube-face.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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From the show Scrubs. Ted the nervous lawyer in a hospital corridor. He excitedly points at someone off-frame and yells "Well who's the creepy loser now, huh?"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Appearing on a monitor, a wild-eyed Starfleet Admiral with their hands clasped on their desktop says to the viewer "Don't trust anyone."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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From the show Futurama. Fry and Bender at the big conference table in the Planet Express offices. Bender does a celebratory arm pump while Fry smiles at him. Bender says "Alright, it's Wednesday!"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Abby Bernstein on her bunk painting her fingernails. Pink floral comforter, white pipes for a bedframe, pink outfit on. She says "No."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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From the film A League of Their Own. Tom Hanks in a baseball uniform in front of a stadium of spectators and waving flags on game day. Jaw set, excited eyes tracking a play, he says "We're gonna win!"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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From the show Stargate: SG-1. Jack O'Neal is shown into a white padded room by a mental health guy in a lab coat while pinching the bridge of his nose as if already exasperated by whatever waits inside.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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From the film One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Leading a group therapy session in an off-white state mental hospital, Nurse Ratched says "You mean there's not a man here who has an opinion on this matter?" with a flat affect.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data with a look of disdain on his face. He says "This is idiotic."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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From the film Wet Hot American Summer. Janeane Garofalo makes a goofy "hi!" face and raises her coffee mug in a mock toast to someone off-frame.
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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From the show Stargate: SG-1. Dr. Daniel Jackson looks concerned in closeup, brow furrowed as he says to others at a conference: "We'd be flooding his mind with the thoughts of a thousand Hitlers."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Riker stands defiantly against some jagged alien rocks and a bright green sky. sub - "Use your power."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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From the TV miniseries The Langoliers. A suave white man in a collared shirt standing in the aisle of an airplane says "You ever watch Mr. Spock on Star Trek?"
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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From the film In Bruges. A hand holds a bloodied index card. Written on the card is a list: "1. Being Moody. 2. Being bad at maths. 3. Being sad."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Commander Riker in Captain Picard's ready room, hunched and hairy, muscles bursting out of the shoulders of his uniform. He seems to be turning into a primitive hominid. sub - "His cranial plates have thickened by 20 percent."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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From the show Peep Show. A woman with a swoopy asymmetrical bangs situation and businesslike air says, seriously to the viewer, "You're what my grandma would call a real piece of shit."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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From the TV miniseries The Stand (1994). Close shot of two people. An older lady looks demurely down at the floor with her brows arched, telling her nearby adult son "I'll make it up."
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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From the show Futurama. A junkyard worker in a hardhat sips his morning coffee while perched in the cab of some large drivable machine. He looks out over a horizon of garbage at the sunrise and says "Ah."
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