Reposted by jegfJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 11880143
Reposted by jegfRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 141153585138
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My delusions that allow me to participate in society simply are not strong enough for how rotten society is! 000
Reposted by jegfKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling himkarlbode.comMeta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious MessAuthoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable 461907756
Reposted by jegfcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wow suddenly everyone hates a surprise party 433129
Reposted by jegfRomeo Kokriatski @vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You ever read a transcript of minor deportation hearing in the United States immigration system? The kids usually don't have lawyers. The judge is fucking asking a ten-year old if they understand immigration law. It's beyond ridiculous. It is state-directed abuse against fucking kids. 217656
Reposted by jegfgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film. 171525253
Reposted by jegftinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet 543557
Reposted by jegfJake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode 946986
Reposted by jegfRyan Cody - Available for work @ryancody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was chatting with a student last week about some of the best ways to draw a thrown punch, then came across this tonight on a speed-read through old X-Men comics. Man, it doesn't get much better than Paul Smith/Bob Wiacek. 434672
Reposted by jegfStacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001) 6921352
Reposted by jegfdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey 44137092
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks 191658255
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They already have such mechanisms. There does not yet exist a computer that can't be turned off. Just turn off the computer running the software!! 010
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah man I coulda told you that. The way this dude glazed 9/11 as a great political move, of course he'd let it happen. 000
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time! 102071407
Reposted by jegfCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians 877475
Reposted by jegfMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121041991
Reposted by jegfBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation 201825286
Reposted by jegfex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally everyone will tell you that. 1594733326
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’m wondering who They is supposed to be here. who is in dereliction of duty by failing to properly cite the source of beatlemania 132573
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889341213
Reposted by jegfStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though 1960241
Reposted by jegfbijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269241738
Reposted by jegfpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105341640
Reposted by jegfAya @melangell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Equating Palestinian decolonization itself with a “second Nakba” for Jews is straight up hasbara. The Palestinian-led One Democratic State Campaign literally defines its goal as decolonizing historic Palestine while creating a state in which Palestinians and Israeli Jews “live in equality.” 48911
Reposted by jegfKimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a weapon to surpass Metal Gear 195
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's so quaint in the early part of Death Note when L proposes putting listening devices in Light's room, and all the cops are like "my god....... what will we become, to stoop so low??". 100
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026belle being all ‘ive always been out of step withthese poor simple illiterates i guess im just too smart for this place’ yeah okay babe sure that’s the problem 61833
Reposted by jegfrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶 743033
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think Carly Rae Jepsen should write an album for Kelly Clarkson 000
Reposted by jegfmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :) 1475812316
Reposted by jegfTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893732653
Reposted by jegfInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971071377
Reposted by jegfPhil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲 1113
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't acknowledge the tyranny of the stars. Autumn started September 1st by terrestrial reckoning. 110
Reposted by jegfdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control 253094
Reposted by jegfAmy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people. 172058805
Reposted by jegfskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose 1772490
Reposted by jegfMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately. 7836301
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The architects of these crimes will not ever see the backside of a cell door, or the inside of a noose, or even the view from the defendant's table. People shout "Nuremberg!" but forget that only 12 of 22 defendants were convicted at Nuremberg. 110
jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shooting someone who came here unlawfully would also be a monstrous crime against human decency 100