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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My delusions that allow me to participate in society simply are not strong enough for how rotten society is!
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow suddenly everyone hates a surprise party
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Romeo Kokriatski @vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You ever read a transcript of minor deportation hearing in the United States immigration system? The kids usually don't have lawyers. The judge is fucking asking a ten-year old if they understand immigration law. It's beyond ridiculous. It is state-directed abuse against fucking kids.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOOOOO
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Ryan Cody - Available for work @ryancody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was chatting with a student last week about some of the best ways to draw a thrown punch, then came across this tonight on a speed-read through old X-Men comics. Man, it doesn't get much better than Paul Smith/Bob Wiacek.
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They already have such mechanisms. There does not yet exist a computer that can't be turned off. Just turn off the computer running the software!!
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah man I coulda told you that. The way this dude glazed 9/11 as a great political move, of course he'd let it happen.
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally the first I've heard of any of this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The purpose of a system is what it does
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Children of Men takes place next year
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m wondering who They is supposed to be here. who is in dereliction of duty by failing to properly cite the source of beatlemania
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Equating Palestinian decolonization itself with a “second Nakba” for Jews is straight up hasbara. The Palestinian-led One Democratic State Campaign literally defines its goal as decolonizing historic Palestine while creating a state in which Palestinians and Israeli Jews “live in equality.”
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's so quaint in the early part of Death Note when L proposes putting listening devices in Light's room, and all the cops are like "my god....... what will we become, to stoop so low??".
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
belle being all ‘ive always been out of step withthese poor simple illiterates i guess im just too smart for this place’ yeah okay babe sure that’s the problem
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Carly Rae Jepsen should write an album for Kelly Clarkson
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He started a YouTube channel, please chill
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't acknowledge the tyranny of the stars. Autumn started September 1st by terrestrial reckoning.
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow, the 2008 financial crisis is doing an IPO, that's crazy
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The architects of these crimes will not ever see the backside of a cell door, or the inside of a noose, or even the view from the defendant's table. People shout "Nuremberg!" but forget that only 12 of 22 defendants were convicted at Nuremberg.
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jegf @jjk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shooting someone who came here unlawfully would also be a monstrous crime against human decency
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