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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sell the team
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME3 shuttle pilot comes out to you as gay by telling you his husband died doing epic Blackhawk down shit
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SiddiqRex @tzadeekrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Atlantic is always like “here’s three good articles and then days of dogshit from Jonathan Chait and David Frum and Marc fucking Novicoff”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 16/09/2026
saying "damn, GTA 6 is cheaper than a tank of gas" and making everybody mad just to feel something
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unfortunately the most legitimate One Weird Trick humanity has ever created is vaccines
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hurts to see somebody else living my dream
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“going to visit lake america” sounds like something my uncle would say when he needs to take a shit
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@WraithLaFrentz 

Man: why is the speed of light that?

God: what

Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second... why?

God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes I have nightmares
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr. Stephen Maturin from Master and Commander, ships surgeon, best friend of Captain Jack Aubrey (that's Russell Crowe), noted book enjoyer and laudanum addict
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and the one I had to explain to the board
Sean T. Collins is seantcollins...
@theseantcollins
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JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
14:37 • 1/29/19 from Earth
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
dudes rock
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*gently stroking my monitor* oh my god what are we doing Verizon Agent
Verizon Agent
I must thank you for allowing me to help you today and listening to me very carefully. de The world needs more of that. Let me also have this opportunity to wish you good health as well as your family, I hope everyone is doing fine. ©
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ancient ritual to determine the bsky discourse of the day
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On the new Frotcast this week we talk about the #Odyssey and guess what the siren song sounds like. With @vincemancini.bsky.social
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/07/2026
fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Bat Dog Clearly Pregnant
Bat Dog Clearly Pregnant
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shout out to Microsoft Outlook, you absolutely broken piece of shit!
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 12/07/2026
The three-arm version of the hand clasp meme, with the three arms labeled Argentina, Switzerland, and Minions. The clasping hands are labeled "1939-1945 resume gap."
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Brother what the fuck are we doing here
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love that the only options to update my car's head unit software are to pay the dealer $120 to do it or download files with a weird extension from a Google drive folder I found linked to a reddit post from 2023.
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Back in my day, we had little coins called pennies. "Give me five pennies for a nickel," we'd say. On one side was a picture of Abe Lincoln and on the other side was another, smaller, picture of Lincoln.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/10/2024
🎶 juggalo soldier gamestop shoppa' there was a juggalo soldier in the mall of america
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Chris Farley from the Chris Farley show sketch captioned "remember when we were driving? driving in your car? Speed so fast, it felt like I was drunk?"
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 01/07/2026
Mr Hands: An American hero
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Laughing hysterically at this dumbass AI Instagram ad for some football coach game that I’m sure is terrible.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
fantashic
Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This, but unironically.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud
Love when the IT person asks if l've tried re-starting my computer, and I tell them 'yes'. I can feel their respect for me increasing - we're not quite equals, but l'm no common rube.
1:35 PM • 2021-10-25
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
These are simply the dumbest people of all time.
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