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A Family Can Be 10 Dads

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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You gormless dipshits
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Garfield Halloween ghost pirates
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sell the team
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME3 shuttle pilot comes out to you as gay by telling you his husband died doing epic Blackhawk down shit
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SiddiqRex @tzadeekrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Atlantic is always like “here’s three good articles and then days of dogshit from Jonathan Chait and David Frum and Marc fucking Novicoff”
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy did it better.
A refrigerator full of four loko
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
3. Red Beer
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Five co-pays too!
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The higher the gas prices, the closer to God.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out-fucking-standing
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Run now
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 16/09/2026
saying "damn, GTA 6 is cheaper than a tank of gas" and making everybody mad just to feel something
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Francis . . .
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MFW remembering the shared bond between all Americans
Sloktin
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta get up in the middle of the night to pee 'cause of Woke
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unfortunately the most legitimate One Weird Trick humanity has ever created is vaccines
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hurts to see somebody else living my dream
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whispering "that's Embo" to my 15 year old whenever Embo appears on screen. "What the fuck are you talking about?" He answers.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My man out there having to beat the pussy off him with a stick
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Over eight years I somehow reached the point that I would have killed to protect Jerome Powell. Not great!
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Never a wrong time to blame the Dutch
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think most of us had a dirt bag uncle (or in my case dirtbag older cousin) who would swear this was true in the 80s. I dont remember an equivalent with airbags, but I might have aged out of conversations with weird asshole relatives by then.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
After four or five roadies I can't promise anything.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No hell hot enough for these guys
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“going to visit lake america” sounds like something my uncle would say when he needs to take a shit
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My doctor told me its safer to be thrown through the windshield away from the crash rather then trapped in a burning car wreck because of the seat belt.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@WraithLaFrentz 

Man: why is the speed of light that?

God: what

Man: the speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 meters per second... why?

God: first of all, the speed of light is 1 dumbass
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man . . . Fuck.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Didn't have Seal team 6 canoeing Scott Bessent's head on my bingo card for 2026, yet here we are
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes I have nightmares
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
. . .Stay for the completely inconsistent swear word bleeping
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr. Stephen Maturin from Master and Commander, ships surgeon, best friend of Captain Jack Aubrey (that's Russell Crowe), noted book enjoyer and laudanum addict
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
$9.49 for 6 gallons of white vinegar really is a hell of a deal though.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Category 3: Insane deal on a food item in bulk that you will never use all of in your entire lifetime.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Congressman Jack Bergman from MI1 also owns a home in Florida which most certainly doesn't primarily reside in when not in D.C.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, he bought a house and "moved" back to MI in 2023, right before running for Senate then but didn't move in, and "lived" in his sister in laws house during his 2023 run.
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A Family Can Be 10 Dads @jesustralfaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Any excuse to repost bsky.app/profile/catb...
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and the one I had to explain to the board
Sean T. Collins is seantcollins...
@theseantcollins
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JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
14:37 • 1/29/19 from Earth
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