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@jennhan.bsky.social
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Anti-car, anti-work, pro-plants, pro-art, pro-tits

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.
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jennhan.bsky.social @jennhan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Wish I could afford a mid-life crisis
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Once again thinking about columbo villains dot com, the only website where you can buy throw pillows and t-shirt dresses with the pictures and last words of the villain from every episode of Columbo
A throw pillow with a picture of Dick Van Dyke from the episode Negative Reaction with his famous(?) last words “you didn’t accidentally reverse that film… you did it deliberately”A stock photo of a woman wearing a T-shirt dress with John Cassavetes from Etude In Black with us famous(?) last words “goodbye genius”. He is holding a conductors baton.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I am still shocked at just how much emailing is involved in being evil
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/01/2026
important news
photo of an opossum sitting on a guys lap captioned with a news chyron reading 
opossum
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Republicans Begin Fundraising to Add Huge Knockers to American Girl Dolls
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Robot falls down" remains one of the few good things that is happening regularly
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 06/01/2026
this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Never played Wordle. I have an English degree, so I spend three hours on a crossword puzzle like an god damned adult
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/01/2026
New year new mental health deductible
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🦇 bat-iburrillo 🐴 @bat-iburrillo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
ONU meme
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
there should be a second un that the us isn't allowed to join
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molly mary o'brien @missmollymary.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 31/12/2025
there should be a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk. and it's healthy for you. and it's free. and everything will be okay. tell me everything will be okay. tell me they'll make a non-alcoholic beer that still gets you drunk
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jennhan.bsky.social @jennhan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Happy "eat a mandarin orange every time you walk into the kitchen" season to everyone who celebrates
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Julianne Moore as Maude Lebowski
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 17/12/2025
Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising BY MY CALCS: - 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project - 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals - 1 month of 250 households - 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing futurism.com/artificial-i...
a screenshot of the video a screenshot of the video
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
"These are the two wolves inside me", Cher in a black dress holding up a black cat back to back with Stevie Nicks in a white dress holding up a white bird
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Layne Morgan @laynemorgan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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jennhan.bsky.social @jennhan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Look, my favorite grandfather was definitely racist, and he died before I understood that. I feel blessed that all I have are nice memories. No way in hell do I want this.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/12/2025
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
happy birthday, dinner
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wrote a Thanksgiving poem last year, and isn’t it true that everyone enjoys leftovers? Make a sandwich with this, reheat it on low.
Grace
Should a mourning dove thank the air
When she flies home to roost?
Should an egg thank the sturdy trunk When a windstorm leaves it unshaken?
Open beak: speak
A hymn unto the wind, every zephyr and breeze
Open shell: tell
A lark unto bark, every sequoia and dwarf willow Should a nettle thank the midday sun When it springs - stings and spreads?
Should the soil thank the rain clouds
When it cups the sky to drink?
Open leaves: breathe
A chant unto all plants, singing praise to Sol Open root: flute
A choir unto mire, fertile, soggy, sodden.
Thank you thank you thank you.
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jennhan.bsky.social @jennhan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Chicago Thanksgiving is 1000% better than Macy's could ever be
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
they made an offscreen TikTok husband you can buy
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Why would I want to see that
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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matthew @pahuski.com · 13/10/2025
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”“If the car’s gone,”“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”“because I love you.”
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
i was going to say that im too hinged for this but I actually have one: most introductions to works of fiction should be afterwords!!! don't talk about the shit that happens in the book, I haven't read it yet!!
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jennhan.bsky.social @jennhan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Every October I watch a lot of baseball and get really obsessed about one new-to-me handsome guy, and this year's fella is Sal Frelick #gobrewers
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Grim Reaper at the grocery store with real “I don’t know, what the hell am I supposed to do about it” hands
A grim reaper decoration at a grocery store throws his hands up in frustration
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I know people are getting dumber because I can answer more questions on Jeopardy now.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ron DeSantis has the music taste of a Dreamworks movie about a guinea pig who becomes a pop star
Excerpts from Ron DeSantis’ Spotify playlist “Hodge podge mix,” including:
Ring of Fire 
Piano Man
Life is a Highway 
Take on Me
Party in the USA
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Stacey’s mom is in assisted living now. Get your shit together
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Don't even need luddites when the product is this shit
Klana's AI replaced 700 workers - Now the fintech CEO wants human back after $40B fall
Klarna CEO Sebastian Siemiatkowski admitted the company's AI heavy approach to custmer service went too far, leading to a drop in quality. The fintech firm is now rehiring human agents through a remove, on-demand model, while continuing to integrate AI across operations.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Like cicadas emerging every 13 to 17 years, every 2 or 3 years or so Silicon Valley emerges to reinvent the bus.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
*Twin Peaks theme*
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/04/2025
I'm one (1) six-digit verification code away from a straight jacket
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Does your museum or archive collect documents related to Civil War sexuality? Allow me to point you toward this letter from a soldier in the 1st Rhode Island Light Artillery (1862), being auctioned this month. "arse hole is better then no hole" www.liveauctioneers.com/item/2025930...
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[civil War] Gay Sex In Camp, Soldier's Letter Auction
Autograph letter signed by John T. Greene to James Harris. Camp DuPont, 14 January 1862. 2 pages, 4to. A soldier's letter with remarkable and explicit c{ellipsis}
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Roxy @redrawnoxen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wikipedia has source links and captures all of the page edits and discussion of said edits — “AI”does not. It is designed to obfuscate its limitations and is a catalyst for misinformation. I help so many library patrons who assume it is infallible.
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