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More album covers with dogs acting like humans, please. I am mentally a 55 year old secretary collecting funny novelty coffee mugs and Sunday paper comics in her cubicle it cracks me up. He thinks he’s PEOPLE.

A Rick Springfield album cover with three dogs in a limo

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 3h

Call me Mrs Warhammer because we are at 40k, babes. I’m so happy that writing is fun again, I won’t let myself be self-conscious, just enjoy getting the words down.

A word count screen for google doc showing 40k words

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 4h

When I was a kid, a boy in my class tried to convince me that my mom was hiding a secret adoption because she is blonde and I am not. Bro, when we learned about recessive genes and punnet squares, I HAD him. I had scientific proof. The punchline is that she dyed her hair.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 6h

There is an aldi Barbie. She comes with a shopping cart and I need her Aldi logo patterned dress in ME size.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Took a performative “hehe reading outside with a bevvy” pic and a guy rode by on his bike and I was so embarrassed to be seen partaking in the shameful act of ENJOYING my LIFE.

POV picture of me reading outside with a coke

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They put Hannah Waddingham in a skin care ad and it worked so well on me that I watched it twice AND went to the website. Congrats, you got me. Call up Don Draper, tell him that sex sells, you won, take my wallet, etc, she’s just SO gorgeous.

My gorgeous crush Hannah in an ad on Reddit for some kind of peptide cream

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like thinking of very specific tattoos and wondering how many people have them. Like, how many folks are walking around with a jar of marmite inked on them? What if they all met up?

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Don’t judge a book by its cover”, yeah well, I DO really need this vintage Faulkner cover. Badly.

A very cool illustrated cover for as I lay dying

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Read. I wanted a brain-off comedy and this sure was uhh, that. Very naive about its subject matter of sex work, immature writing and unreal characters that I COULD be pushed into something much better with more effort. It was fun-ish like enjoying a bad movie as a guilty pleasure.

Margo’s got money troubles - rufi Thorpe

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ivy is the loud sister but let’s give Nettle her due where it’s deserved.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Achieved the one goal every writer wants: my WIP made my husband so sad that he had to take a break. We’re back, we’re so back.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Butterflies don’t get emails. Swans don’t get emails. I mean, they also don’t do much besides eat and experience the now. But they also don’t get emails.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Donkeys are cuter than horses but horses are more beautiful than any other animal. Weigh in on this axis.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

‪While boat watching again today I thought I saw a beautiful golden retriever on someone’s speed boat but it was just their very blonde wife. I will never forget you Boat Dog….until next time.‬

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My fire tv is giving me ads for IKEA now. Okay. Sure. Not tv shows, just a bed frame. Put down the Netflix and put together furniture. I’m game.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You met me at a very “Chinese sugar free raspberry lemon Sprite” time in my life

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A guy on a boat with a dog waved at me from the river so we are riding that joy like it’s secretariat.

Me in a black long sleeve dress, red lipstick, on my sunny balcony

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THE blanket continues to be the greatest 15.99 I ever spent. When nettle gets super comfy, she starts kneading at the air.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve been listening to old freestyle music that my cousin I used to jam to at the roller rink and THIS IS HOW I WANNA BE, if I am not shopping at Aldi looking like this, what’s the point!

A very cool looking 80s album cover art for a group called nice and wild dressed in extravagant big clothes with lots of metallic sheens

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I misheard “muster drill” as mustard drill and I gotta say. I’d like a good mustard drill a lot more.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So help me, i will be counting and there better not be 999.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hit 66 pages on my writing project, pass the detritus and prepare for The Funny Numbers coming up.

Photo of me in a tarot card print dress and skull necklace

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A solid 40% of my camera roll is just unflattering Ivy photos taken when she sits on my lap.

A black cat making a silly face after yawning

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Feet have too many bones. I don’t like it. Fix that.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nigella is so gorgeous and witty on Bake Off and every time she is on screen I am blushing and posing with a rolling pin and some flour. Paul, get out of here.

Screenshot from the great British bake off with hearts surrounding nigella and Paul hidden by a BLOCK button

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is how I feel when I listen to Smoke on the Water.

A rocker wile e coyote toy with a guitar and boots

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We’ve got this Guinness magnet on the fridge that’s clearly a guy with his feet up, but my husband thought it was the guy looking DOWN at you from above and I love this interpretation.

A magnet showing a guy holding a beer with his feet prominently in front of him, you only see the sole of his shoes

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If they ever modernize the Quaker Oats mascot, hang up your hats, it’s over. That will be the real recession indicator.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Read. A deserved Booker winner. By keeping specifics of the totalitarian Irish government oblique, it can focus on the “boiling frog” situation of a mother trying to save her children from a war zone. BREATHLESS prose, tense, claustrophobic, I was often scared to turn the page.

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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

god I love getting into discussions that are just like...

crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My balsamic vinegar expires in 2035. They’re just making up years now, fake number.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ok when I was a kid my dad had this tourist trap/road side attraction bumper sticker on his truck, it was his ONLY sticker. I never really questioned it but we never even went there. We had never even been NEAR there. Where did this come from, why did he have it for years, why

A bumper sticker for a place called south of the border

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You ever get some bad family news and go to stare at a tree for a while, check your phone and see people arguing about like, whether or not it’s okay to find the jolly green giant mascot attractive and you just want to swim into the river until only the fish know you or—

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I do not like owning things, I repeat to myself looking at the Halloween Steiff plushies. I do not want, I am free of earthly desire. Ownership is a burden and the physical world is temporary. Okay. But. BUT. BUT HIS NAME IS NIBBLE.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My husband can be under time pressure to get to an important meeting with stakeholders and will still stop to assist a bug on the sidewalk. Real lover behavior.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Girl, get your dandruff under control

A close up of a black cat with yes, some dandruff

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is no greater thrill than when I recommend someone a book, they actually read it, and they love it. I’m gaining wings, my power is growing.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My health is horrific, life is stressful, work is depressing, news is scary, but hey uhhh conkers are free and you can take them home with you, no one is stopping you. They’re free toys. And when you step on a horse chestnut ooohhh man, it feels SO GOOD to squeeze them out fresh.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I couldn’t even get through Ted lasso season 3 and refuse to watch the 4th but I’ve been told my crush Hannah Waddingham holds a strap on in a new episode. The road of temptation is treacherous, don’t MAKE me sit through hours of that corny shit just for her!

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No more e-scooters, I’m demanding everyone use a space hopper from now on

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Read. The narrator is only revealed through a reflection of others, filling her outline slowly, a strange mirror. I didn’t love this but I admired it greatly, there’s a difference. Cusk knows what she’s set out to do and performs it like a tight skating routine. My first by her.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Times are changing because it’s talk like a pirate day and I didn’t hear a single booty joke.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

YouTube sponsors are so random now, gone are the times of audible and squarespace. Now it’s like, subscription boxes for dog toys chosen via an algorithmic quiz by a data collection company called Ruf.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yes I pour my Red Bull into my Mario mustard glass but this new flavor is BIZARRE and I am fluctuating wildly between liking it and absolutely hating it. It doesn’t taste like anything, it just kinda Tastes.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My husband will go to the store and come back with the wildest shit like: cheese powder for the cats.

A black cat making a funny face and a can of cheese powder for CATS

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I dreamt that a new superstore opened called Jesters 4 Less-ters and put all the mom and pop clowneries out of business.

Photo of me wearing my new Athena necklace and an owl patterned dress

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am confessing to a priest that I LIKE deckle edges on books. I PREFER them.

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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The duality of my cats in relax mode. Beautiful angel, ethereal. And…the goblin.

Two cats equally alike in silliness - the top is a cute tabby with her eyes closed, the bottom is a black cat with her teeth showing

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